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A new chair was put on the stage. Afterward, Ms. Salt walked in putting on makeup.
"Ok!" she said. "Tell them all about me!"
"Know your stars… Veruca Salt," said the voice. "At the dead of night she sneaks out of her mansion to meet up with her hobo boyfriend."
"I don't have a boyfriend!" said Veruca. "And even if I did have one, it wouldn't be a stinky flee bag!"
"Well, I brought over some obsessed fans." said the voice.
Suddenly, ten tattooed hobo's ran on stage. All of them were wearing shirts with Veruca's face on them.
"Veruca!" shouted one of them. "We love you!"
"We have you tattooed on us!" said another guys. He lifted up his shirt to show Veruca's face.
"I got one on my rear end!" shouted another. "Wanna see it?"
"NO!" said Veruca.
"Ok boys," said the voice, "Go before I call security."
"Bye Veruca!" They blew kisses at her.
"Veruca Salt… wears a countryside suit in her free time."
"I do not!" she snapped.
"Veruca Salt... is secretly and alien invader from planet Poop."
"I am a human!" said Veruca. "And there's no such planet!"
"Yeah there is," said the voice. "It's the tenth planet from the sun."
Veruca frowned.
"Veruca Salt… forces Mike, Charlie, Willy, Augustus, and Grandpa Joe to strip in her bedroom, and makes them dress up for tea partys."
"I do not!" screamed Veruca.
"Now you know Veruca Salt."
"Where's my daddy? Daddy! I want that voice now!"
Veruca jumped off the chair and ran off in anger.