Know Your Stars

by Karra Venus Leo

Remember the Know Your Stars skit on All That? Well here's the same thing, except with the CATCF stars. R and R! NO FLAMES!

4. Violet Beauregarde

Violet walked on the stage and sat down.

"Know your stars," said the voice. "Violet Beauregarde… hates chewing gum."

"What! No I don't! This piece of gum I'm chewing right this second I worked on for three months. How dare you!" said Violet.

"Violet Beauregarde… regularly dresses up like a grizzly bear."

"No I don't!" said Violet. "I never even dressed as one for Halloween."

"Violet Beauregarde… she's really Augustus Gloop's secret admirer."

"She is?" yelled Augustus excitedly. "Come here Sugar!"

He ran over to Violet and tried to kiss her.

"Gloop! Off my stage now!"

Behind the curtain sat Mike growling.

"Violet Beauregarde… her pretend dream is to be in the Olympics, but her real dream is to open and underground gay bar!"

"What! That's gross! I never thought of it!"

"Now you know Violet Beauregarde."

Violet stormed off.

Next victim, Mike! Ideas? This is not as good as the past three chapters.