(Welcome back everyone! This chapter will be sure to have you saying, WTF? It's full of really bad game humor, and many quotes from one of my favorite online game cinemas. Hope you like this to…I think I might have gone wrong with some of the quotes, though. Oo; )
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The busses finally arrived at the skool and Dib was about ready to keel over from sleep deprivation…Dib shook Zak lightly.
"Zak, wake up, we're back…" said Dib. Dib had very dark circles under his eyes, he really looked half dead…
"Huh…eh…" groaned Zak, just trying to keep from falling asleep again. "What time is it?" He rubbed his eyes, hoping that would help him wake up a bit.
"Let's see…quarter till midnight…" said Dib, looking at his watch.
"Gah…let's get the shit packed away so we can go home…" yawned Zak.
The drummers all rallied together and in a surprising show of cooperation, were able to get everything in the band room in under 20 minuets. They all said their goodbyes and went their separate ways.
Dib walked home alone and with his thoughts. He now had more questions than answers about Zak…mostly questions having to do with the music he happened to listen to.
'This is so strange…what kind of music was that? Well, that's a stupid question, I know what kind it was, it was metal…but it didn't have the kind of feel alternative rock does…it sounded…older…possibly British…Ozzy? No, his voice is too distinctive. Maybe Iron Maiden…no, the voice doesn't sound right…who else could it be? And why would Zak have that kind of stuff anyway? I didn't think he flew that way…' Dib was so deep in thought that he didn't even notice the street lamp and walked headlong into it.
"Ow! Dammit…" he rubbed his abnormally large head, which, as he became older, didn't look that big anymore, and looked at where he was. He was right in front of his house.
'I'll figure it out later…' he thought as he dragged himself into his house and up to his bedroom, crashing onto his bed. His eyes drifted closed and was finally able to enter the REM cycle.
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Dib woke up when Gaz threw him out of his bed and shoved a phone in his face.
"H-hello?" said Dib groggily.
"Hey, are you doin' anything today? I'm inviting everyone over for a LAN party, wanna come?" said Zak on the other end of the phone.
Dib looked at the clock at the side of his bed. 1:30PM. Since when did he start sleeping that late? "Yeah, sure…what do I bring?"
"Any game and or game system. See ya in a few!" and there was a click on the other end.
Dib smiled and put on some clothes, then gathers up what he wanted to take and headed off. He yawned as he lugged the bag of systems and games.
He got to Zak's house and knocked on the door. (Good thing it wasn't that far away!)
Zak's mother came to the door and answered with a smile. "Hello, Dib, everyone's in the basement." Dib went in and Zak's mother closed the door behind him.
Dib went into the basement where he was attacked, I mean, greeted…
"BUM RUSH!" shouted Zak and there was a dog pile on Dib and he was smacked in the face with a Dr. Shoals shoe insert. Everyone got off of Dib, and they were all laughing, even Dib.
"Didn't see that one coming!" he chuckled.
"Expect the unexpected," said Danny, "And unexpect the expected!"
"Let's get this party started!" said Zak and there was much commotion from everyone.
This time, they all decided to play a good ol' game of Halo. (Halo II hadn't been released yet! XD) They hooked up every game system they had, which was actually one per person, but they didn't need them all. Then they hooked them up the wall screen TV. Now, that was a sight to behold. Granted, there were only 12 of them, but, hell, it was still very entertaining.
Everyone chose their armor…too bad one of the guys ended up with pink! XD
Blood Gulch was the number one level favorite.
"Can't touch dis!" said Jeff, doing a stupid 'dance' thing.
"You better stop acting like a dumbass…" said Zak, then he snipped him, "Too late."
"omg…you noob…" said Danny.
"I can see you…" said Kat, smiling.
"No you can't! You LIE!" said Danny, mocking Zim.
"Headshot!" said Kat as Danny's player fell off a cliff. "Pwned!"
"Hee, hee, hee…" chuckled Drew as he ran through that stretch of field between the two bases, then he was shot down. "What the fuck? Dib! You fucking camping bitch!"
"It's a legitimate strategy!" laughed Dib as he took all Drew's ammo and stuff.
"Hey! There's a bomb on your head!" said Tory as he ran away from Jeff's player.
"Aw, shit…" said Jeff as his head exploded, "Fantastic…"
Zak still was in his sniper position and he was following David with his scope. He shot ahead of him and David stopped.
"Whoa! DENIED!" said David, right before he was shot down.
"You shouldn't have stopped…" chuckled Zak.
"Fagmo…" murmured David.
"Homogay…" retorted Zak.
"You have sexual relations with the muffin man!" shouted Kat out of no where, sniping Zak and he fell off his spot on the cliff.
"Oh, man…" groaned Zak.
"Ha, ha, noob." said Kat. Then she started laughing and randomly jumped off her cliff, "I commit suicide!"
"No gun for you!" said Tory as he came by and stole every gun Kat had. HE was then run over by a tank, "What the fuck just happened?"
"Ai Lalalalalalalalalalalalala!" (Xena cry) cried Dib as he went trigger happy with the tank.
"Sheila! Nooooooo!" said B.J. as he ran after the tank.
"Sounds like a personal problem…" said Jeff as he watched B.J. run after the tank.
"IZ da Gak!" said Tory as he blew up Drew with a rocket launcher.
"…go to hell…" said Drew.
"Whitest man on earth…" said Tory, thus he got smacked by Drew. (Who happens to be very, very black…)
"Smackage!" laughed Dib.
"I am a banana!" shouted David as he ran across no man's land.
"I think you're more of a kumquat…" said Tommy.
"Go Yankees!" shouted Chris as he blew up some people.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?" said Zak.
"Not a damn clue…" said Chris as he absentmindedly fell off a cliff and died. "Who put the cliff there?"
"In the name of Spork!" shouted Tory as he started shooting people.
"No! SPOON!" said Dib as he blew Tory up.
"I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared to dream…blah…" said Tory as he faked dieing.
"Woo! I win!" said Zak.
"Well, yeah, before you came along, Kat would always beat us!" chuckled David, "Now she's second to you!"
"Ok, then let's play a different level." said Zak, picking the level with the two buildings and the giant canyon between them. Then, they started.
"I think I passed that door three times now…" said Kat, "I hate this level…"
"Ya better watch out…" said Zak, right before he snipped Kat, "Too late…"
Kat groaned.
"Back o' th' head!" said Dib as he ran away from Zak, then the grenade exploded, "BAM!"
"You team killing fucktard!" hollered Zak, "Just wait until I find you!"
"Boo…" growled Kat as she shot Zak point blank in the back of the head.
"Where the hell did you come from?" coughed Zak, amazed that she snuck on him.
"I can do much more than snipe, I'm also good with assassinations, up close and personal…" she chortled.
"I thought you hated this level!" accused Zak.
"I do, I just happened upon you by chance…" she chuckled, "Consider it payback. I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the first level, just to see what you're capable of. No more miss nice section leader."
Zak was more than a little worried, the tone in Kat's voice sent chills down his back. That odd experience reminded him of when he first met Kat, in a fit of rage. He became more aware of where everyone was…for a time…
"Smells like deformed cheez!" laughed David, walking past a dead body.
"Don't psychoanalyze me!" shouted Tory as he jumped into the hallway and shot David down.
"Huh?" grunted Tommy lazily.
"I don't know…" sighed Jeff.
"I can fly!" giggled Kat as she jumped into the canyon, laughing hysterically.
You could see Zak twitch. 'How can someone like that send chills down your spine one moment, then look like a total goofball then next?' Zak was confused, she seemed to be both ends of the spectrum; one of the scariest people he'd ever met, and one of the goofiest…then again, he didn't know that many people…
He decided to just brush it off and just continue what he was doing.
"I am so freakin' lost…" said Drew, no where near anyone, of so he thought…
"Coco Butter!" cackled Dib as he completely unleashed his wrath on poor Drew. "Mwahahahahahaha!"
"That's it, I'm going home and voodooing you people…" grumbled Drew, "I really do have to go anyway, so I'll see you guys in class…"
"See ya, Drew." said Zak.
Soon after Drew left, the party began to break up, though by that time, they were into raving laughter and giggle fits.
And then, it was just Zak and Dib. They had stopped playing only because they couldn't breathe they were laughing so hard.
"T-that was great!" laughed Dib, then he started coughing, which made him laugh more…
Zak was on his back on the floor, his cheeks glistening in the light of the TV for the tears of laughter.
"I don't think that's ever happened before!" coughed Zak, "Never has someone blown me up as I blew them up!"
"I smack you!" laughed Dib, smacking Zak on the arm.
"Oh, no you di int!" laughed Zak as he smacked Dib back.
"Smackage!" laughed Dib and they got into a playful smacking fight…which oddly turned into a playful wrestling match. And somehow, Zak was able to pin Dib, and they were still laughing, as well as panting slightly.
Dib felt very odd, with a kind of tingly sensation in the pit of his stomach as he looked up at Zak.
"Will you let me up?" asked Dib.
"No, I think I like you this way," chuckled Zak. This make Dib flinch, "Oh, I'm just kidding…" said Zak as he let Dib up, "Don't be all like homophobic on me or anything…"
"Huh?" said Dib, almost in shock, "You're gay?"
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(And that's where I'm ending it! I know, that's absolutely horrible…but I'm gonna do it anyway. Oh, right, most of what everyone said are quotes from my friends at school, or from Red vs. Blue. If you've never seen it, you should, it's hilarious. XD Until I update next!)