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Emu: Walks in with a cherry soda Dum. Dee. Dum. Dum. Dum. Dum. DeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEK! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!
Cat: Looks up briefly from computer Why revenge of course.
Puppetmon: Just appears Captain! The troops are ready and waiting!
Cat: Very well, let's proceed.
Puppetmon: YES MA'AM! Dematerializes
Emu: You've been watching Star Trek. -- Um, is this supposed to be your revenge against Crest?
Cat: Yes, AND IT HAS A PLOT! WAHAHAHAHA Lightening flashes and horses neigh
Emu: Nice touch. You got it from Young Frankenstein, didn't you?
Cat: Thank you and yes.
Emu: I smell a horrendous play of spoofs coming on.
Cat: Aw shut up and watch!
And now…we present for your utter enjoyment, or horror…a plan so despicable only a cat could think of it…filled with spoofs and hairballs…THE DAY OF COMPLETE INSANITY!
Cat: CUT! CUT! CUT!
Emu: What?
Cat: THAT IS NOT WHAT IT'S CALLED!
Emu: Looks at title link Uh, that's what is says.
Cat: WHAT? Okay, who messed with the title!
Puppetmon: Whistles innocently
Cat: WHY DID YOU CHANGE THE TITLE! It was SUPPOSED to be Cat Conquers, or Finality Fuzz, or Devine Dictator, or even just plain DOOM! Mrs. Bitters from Invader Zim appears, screeches 'DOOM!', and slithers away.
Puppetmon: Erm, okay then. Well anyway, I thought that this new title about summed it up and it shows that I helped.
Cat: Shakes head Oh, okay fine. Whatever. CAN WE JUST MOVE ON ALREADY!
Emu: Okie dokie. Where was I? Oh yes.
Presenting, the one, the only, the totally odd and mystifying, THE DAY OF COMPLETE INSANITY! BUM! BUM! BUM! BUM! Dramatic drumming.
It was a cheerfully sunny day in the Digital world. The sun shone brightly and the wind played gently with the swaying grass. Weaving rivers shimmered, as did the slate surfaces of high mountains. Small digimon littered the land. Some were playing a small game of tag, others were splashing around in the clear rivers, and the others were merely chatting. Among the happy little digimon, the digidestined were having a picnic in the cool shade of some sturdy oak trees.
There were ten digidestined in all. First, there was Tai. He was wearing a white and blue T-shirt as well as some dark navy jeans. His bushy brown hair was out of control as usual. He was trying to fix it but to no avail. On Tai's right was Matt. Matt had on a black tank top, an open jean jacket, and some faded and artistically ripped jeans. Glinting sunglasses hid his blue eyes. He was currently on his back staring at clouds; his slicked back hair caught the suns rays. To Matt's right was Joe. Joe had on some khaki pants and a white t-shirt. A LARGE bag of supplies was lying limply at his side. Fixing his glasses, he inspected the bags contents just in case he forgot something. On his right, Izzy was busy clacking away at the keys of his pineapple laptop. His red hair was tucked safely away under a blue baseball cap that matched the pants he was wearing. A red shirt hung loosely around his torso. Next to Izzy was Ken, who was peering over his shoulder and occasionally pointing out typing errors. Ken was actually wearing something OTHER than his school uniform for once. He had on a deep blue and black tie-dye tank top and some white pants. His dark, almost black navy hair was pulled back by a white headband. The rest of the gang included Davis, Kari, Cody, Yolei and TK, all of which were bedecked in their usual digital world attire. Sora and Mimi were not present as they were out shopping instead. Mimi was visiting from America for two weeks and had rented an apartment. The digimon were off playing somewhere. Where? NOBODY KNOWS!
All was peaceful until a scream broke the sweet silence. All of the digidestined's heads whipped around in time to see something fall out of the sky. The object got closer and closer as it fell more and more rapidly. "It's bird!" Yolei cried.
"It's a plane!" TK yelled.
"No," Davis said slowly. "It looks more like a drunk duck to me."
"How would you know what a drunk duck looks like?" Matt questioned. Davis just laughed demonically in reply. The rest of the digidestined began to move away from him. Everyone was so scared of Davis that they had forgotten about the object. That is until it crashed into Ken.
"OH MY GOSH! It killed Kenny!" Kari shrieked.
"Aren't you a little young to watch that show? It's nasty!" Joe exclaimed.
"The devil made me do it," Kari mumbled.
"The devil? He owes me ten bucks," Davis said after he finally stopped laughing.
"WAIT! I thought he was called Satan!" Tai declared.
"He is," Izzy opined.
"So who's the Devil?" Tai wondered.
"He is," Izzy answered.
"Well where does that leave Senor Diablo?"
"Very confused with a split personality syndrome demon king."
"Wait, so if he's all three then does that mean he has three brains? How do they fit in his head? What happens if he gets a lobotomy!"
"Go back to sleep Tai, just go back to sleep," Matt said and shook his head.
"But I don't wa…well okay. Zzzzzzz," Tai snored as he fell over.
"Err, excuse me," the object or rather person that fell out of the sky said.
"WHOA! You're a girl!" Davis observed.
"Way to go genius!" Izzy said sarcastically.
"It's raining young girls!" Davis screamed ignoring Izzy's comment. Running around in circles, Davis screamed until a thought occurred to him. "WAIT! Do you have friends? Where are they? Is there some sort of girl cloud around here?"
"Pardon, but could you get off," a weak voice murmured.
"Did you hear something?" Joe asked.
"Hey, I'm not dead yet. I'm just very badly crushed. My rib cage is caving in," Ken said as he waved one arm for attention.
"I read somewhere that dolphins rib cages are collapsible," Izzy stated.
"Really, well I…" Joe was cut off.
"HEY! DO I LOK LIKE A CHAIR!" Ken shouted.
"Depends, who are you asking?" TK replied. Ken shoved the girl off irritably. The girl just shrugged and stood up. "Who are you anyway?" TK eyed the girl. "Who Are We" started playing out of nowhere. 'Whooooo are we? Who? Who? Who? Who?'
"What would you do if I told you that I was an evil turkey, intent on gutting you all?" the girl asked.
"I would find an oven and declare that Thanksgiving came early this year," Matt answered without blinking.
"Oh. Well, if you must know I…"
"WHO ARE YOU REALLY?" Davis yelled.
"Well I am…"
"WHO!"
"I…"
"I can take the truth!"
"I…"
"You're an eye?"
"NO! I am a…"
"Now you're an A?"
"NO! LISTEN! Look at me! LOOK! Okay, good. I. AM. KNOWN. AS…"
"You're As? What kind of a name is that? Man, you must have cruel parents."
"WORK WITH ME HERE! My name is Crest!"
Cat: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA the plot thickens!
Emu: What plot?
Cat: I'm getting to it. Hmmm I have decided to make this more insane in later chapters and I will make it filled with wonderful me.
Emu: Oh, good. Yay.
Cat: Shaddup!
Puppetmon: Looks at next chapter outline hehehe I can't believe that they have to…
Cat: DO NOT GIVE IT AWAY! Their puny minds can't handle it.
Emu: I don't want to know.
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