JyouraKoumi: Well good for you, cause I'm not even sure how that'd happen. I mean, Izzy and... Mimi? (eye twitches) Anyway, thanks for the revs.
T.K. lord: Dude, it wasn't over yet!
AngePerromon: Done. So, any suggestions for me? 3
the mole: yes, hello James. Or is it you, TIFFANY! I don't freakin' know anymore! AARRRRRGGHHHHH! Well whoever you are, thanks. And if it IS you, J, you can have your Hendrix CD back, it's already on my pc. Thanx!
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GCM: Okay, time for chapter five. (cracks knuckles)
Veemon: Whaddya call that?
GCM: Well, um...
Veemon: Hah. Pay attention. (cracks knuckles really REALLY loudly)
Patamon: Oww my poor ears.
Veemon: See? Patamon got hurt just like that.
Patamon: Hey! I have really big ears you know.
Veemon: (beams)
Gatomon: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Joe: Uh oh. (closes ears)
CCCCRRRRRRRRRAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!
Veemon: Oww. That's loud.
Matt: That's not loud. It's just annoying.
Gatomon: And you would know loud?
Matt: yep. Now this, this is loud. (cranks up gain and volume)
(censored for safety of audience, we hope you understand)
Gatomon: Oooohh... (eyes spinning around)
Davis: Hey, who turned out the sound? (spins around in circles)
GCM: (passes out)
T.K.: (steps into room) Hey guys. I heard a racket, anything wrong... Matt! You didn't... just... again?
Matt: Can't help it (grins stupidly). It's in my blood.
Gatomon: Well, looks like the author can't write today.
T.K.: Oh yeah? T.K. to the rescue! (sits down and starts typing)
Gabumon: Oh boy.
Gatomon: Hey, wait a sec! I gotta see this.
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The Next Generation
Bird Has Flown - Deep Purple, from Deep Purple
Well, I like this song, even though I have no idea what Evans is singing about. I don't knokw, I just happen to think about it and I then I can't get it out of my head. Argh! It's a catchy riff!
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An hour or so later after the battles, the Digidestined and their Digimon found themselves in a village. Strangely, it was empty.
"This place gives me the creeps." Sora shivered. It was eerily silent, and equally cold.
"I don't like it either. But we gotta find somewhere to recuperate." Biyomon comforted her.
"Let's see..." Izzy checked his computer. "No signs of any life in this village. I guess we should make ourselves at home."
"Hmm..." Cody mused.
"What is it?" Tai asked.
"The temperature dropped a few degrees, I can sense some negative ions in the air, and..."
"And?" The whole group asked.
"It's going to-"
BOOM! Lightning flashed and thunder rocked the skies. A few droplets came down at first, then a shower.
"...rain."
"Aww, man! I'm all wet!" Yolei looked down at her drenched outfit.
"It's not that bad, is it?" Gabumon asked.
"Speak for yourself, you don't wear clothes." Mimi said.
"We'd better find shelter. Let's head for that house!" Veemon suggested, pointing at a mansion, or just a really big house, in the village.
"Good idea. C'mon guys." Davis said.
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"Wow, not bad." Tai said as they entered the house.
"Get comfortable. We'll be staying here for quite a while." Izzy said.
"Eh? How come?" Tai asked.
"According to my laptop, every digiport within a hundred mile radius is gone." Izzy replied.
"No way! It's not possible! He couldn't have-" Ken started.
"Well he did. Get used to it." Izzy replied.
Veemon sighed "So what do we do?"
"Well I've studied the situation, collected all the data, double checked all the possibilities, and I've come across two options." Izzy noted.
"Yes?" Everyone asked.
"I can try to open a digiport here. I'll need several materials, and it will take a while. A long while. Or..." Izzy nodded.
"Or?" Matt asked.
"We can start walking." Izzy said.
Everyone almost fainted.
"So I'm thinking we stay." Sora said.
"Yeah, sounds good." everyone nodded.
"It's agreed then." Izzy walked off.
"Anyone else notice something different about Izzy?" Sora asked.
"Leave him alone. It's been very stressful for all of us lately." Joe said. "Besides, we should unpack." he joked.
"Okay..." Mimi said"...done."
"Well, let's check out this place." Davis said enthusiastically.
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T.K. entered a room. He heard the sound of the rustling leaves of autumn as he entered, shortly realising that it was the shower.
"Heya Black. How's that arm of yours?" T.K. inquired, looking at BlackWarGreymon's bandaged limbs.
"Black? That does not sound right." he said.
"Well, he's got a point." Gatomon climbed onto the bed "BlackWarGreymon IS quite a mouthful."
"If you wish for me to have a "nickname", then I shall not refuse."
"You could do to lighten up a little, too." T.K. noted.
"Lighten... up?"
"Nevermind."
The bathroom door was opened, steam sifting out. Kari came out in a pink bathroom robe and a light blue towel wrapped over her hair.
"I'm done. So, whaddya think?" she asked.
"s'nice. Matches your eyes." T.K. smiled.
Kari giggled. "Your turn then." she grabbed T.K.'s shoulders from the back and pushed him into the bathroom.
"Whoa, it's steamy in here!" T.K. said.
"You'll get used to it!" she giggled. She then turned her attention to Black.
"So how's life?" she sat down next to him. "Bruises aside."
"It has been... okay." Black answered.
"So, tell me, you were reborn in Primary Village and managed to Digivolve ALL the way back to this form?" Kari questioned.
"Not exactly. I was reborn in Primary Village, but as BlackWarGreymon." he explained.
"Really? How?" Kari questioned.
"I was created as BlackWarGreymon direct from the spires. Since I had never devolved, my other forms had never existed. Therefore, the necessary data did not exist and as a direct result, I was simply recreated as BlackWarGreymon. Just that I am not as strong as before." he explained.
"Heh, I'll bet Elecmon never saw that coming." Gatomon chuckeld.
"He didn't."
"See, it's not so hard, is it?" Gatomon jumped onto the floor and sat down.
"I'm glad your okay." Kari sat on one of the pillows on the bed.
"AAHHHH!" a high pitched scream came.
"What? Who wha?" Kari turned around. The pillow was moving under the sheets.
"Oww..."
Kari lifted up the blanket to find a Patamon.
"Oh, Patamon! I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't see you there." Kari turned around. "Are you okay?"
"No offense, Kari, but I think you put on a bit of weight." Patamon murmured.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Patamon. I thought you were a pillow." Kari explained.
"Yeah, I get that a lot." he glared.
"Anyway, I'd better get dressed. We're meeting downstairs for din din." Kari grinned and went to the cupboard. There were a few articles there, not anything that Kari would wear, not that she'd complain. They already got a comfortable mini mansion with running water and electricity. Kari simply picked out a pair of jeans and a t shirt. She climbed into the closet and closed the doors.
"Whoa, wait a minute. We got food here too?" Patamon asked.
"Well, yeah." Gatomon said.
"Then WHAT AM I DOING HERE!" Patamon yelled. "FOOD, HERE I COME!" Patamon made a rush for the door.
"Oh, no you don't!" Gatomon grabbed his tail and pulled him back. They rolled back onto the bed.
"But I'm hungry!" Patamon said.
"Well, you can wait a few minutes and we can all eat together okay?" Gatomon replied.
"But but but but-"
"Don't make me sit on you again, Pata." Gatomon smirked.
"Oh, fine! Be that way!" Patamon pouted.
"Is he always like that?" Black asked.
"Only on weekends. Or when there's ice cream." Gatomon replied.
"Ice cream!"
T.K. came out of the shower, dressed in a pair of black long cargo pants, a white shirt and an oversized black jacket.
"Whew, that's interesting." Gatomon murmured.
"What?"
"Err, I think it'd suit Matt better?"
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Later, at the dining area...
All the Digidestined and the Digimon were sat down in the dining room, save for a few of those who liked cooking.
"Well, here we are!" Sora came out with two dishes.
"A special meal!" Agumon came out next with another two dishes in a goofy chef's hat.
"Mostly shoved into the microwave and turned up to super high!" Matt said.
"For all of you!" Gomamon followed with a tray on his head.
"Who have fought well today!" Palmon came next.
"Against all odds!" Armadillomon walked out with a tray on his head.
"And also those!" Veemon appeared.
"Whohung there uselessly." Gatomon brought out a bottle of pop.
"Hey!" everyone said.
"I'm just sayin'." Gatomon gulped down some drink.
"Okay, let's dig in!" Patamon stuffed his face into his plate.
Everyone chattered constantly as they ate (ever played the Sims?), having decided to save the more serious discussion for later. Tai and Matt talked about his music and... guy stuff (namely guns, sex and violence), and their Digimon were similar. Joe and Izzy were having a "mature" conversation, mostly about "interesting" topics like "physics". Well, it's the Digital World, it should be! Sora, Mimi and Yolei were giggling, constantly glancing at one of the guys, then laughing out loud. Biyomon was chatting with Tentomon and Wormmon about how she was gonna eat them, and laughed.
Patamon, was, of course, stuffing himself some more food. And then there was Veemon, doing... pretty much the same. Cody and T.K. were talking about smoke on the water, and Palmon poked the chicken, like something was wrong with it. Gomamon was hitting on Gatomon. Literally. With a fish. Gatomon laughed and hit him back. Kari was teasing Davis by gazing at T.K., which seemed to tick him off quite a bit.
Ken was by himself, not really wanting to join in. He didn't seem to have any appetite either. It was the one thing that kept bugging him. He couldn't believe it. He wouldn't believe it. It was a lie.
Fact was, Ken's brother, Sam, was killed in a car accident when he was younger. They didn't exactly get along well before then. But Ken loved his brother, and didn't really want him dead. He believed he killed him by wishing him dead. 'No. He's not Sam. He can't be Sam!' Whoever this imposter was, he was going to pay for pretending to Sam. No one would dishonour his brother.
"Ken?" Yolei called.
"Eh? What? Wh... oh, yeah?"
"Why so quiet? It's not like you." she asked.
"Well... no, it's nothing. I was just... thinking..." Ken murmured.
"Ken, I don't wanna believe it either. But-" Davis started.
"BUT NOTHING!" Ken yelled. Everyone stared at him. "It's not him! He's dead! Gone! I would know!"
"BUT!" Tai shouted. Ken shrank a bit. "... we will not assume that it was him. We will find out!"
"It's not true! He would never do that!"
If it's truly your brother, you have to accept it!"
"It can't be!" Ken said.
"Itcould be." Tai replied defiantly.
Ken kept silent.
"We will sort this out later." Tai put a hand on his shoulder. "For now, I think you should have something to eat. Food's getting cold." Tai smiled.
"...thanks." Ken said. He sat down and grabbed a piece of chicken.
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By the time they were done eating and discussing plans, it was late. Izzy had kept himself in a room that he picked and worked on his computer. Some of them were tired, and decided to retire. Others were doing, stuff, in the bedroom. (I was referring to truth or dare, you pervert!) Some were playing pool at a table. Some were out with their Digimon, exploring the village. One Digidestined was sitting on the roof, wondering, just wondering.
Davis opened the trap door that led zto the roof of the mansion. Ken was there. He sighedd. His brother, fighting him?
"Hey, Ken." Davis said.
"Oh, hi, Davis."
Davis grinned stupidly "What's that supposed to mean?"
"It's nothing. I'm just thinking." Ken replied.
"Oh... you know what, don't worry about it. I'm sure there's some explanation." Davis said.
"I sure hope so."
Ken stared back up at the night sky. Little dots of light shone brightly back at him. One particular group reminded him of himself as the Digimon Emperor. It sent a chill up his spine.
"I can see why you're up here." Davis said.
"What?" Ken looked confused.
"It's pretty." Davis replied.
"Yeah. I guess it is." Ken sighed.
They both lay there for a few minutes.
"Well..." Davis got up. "I'm gonna crash. Cya."
"Later."
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"Davis." Joe called.
"Yeah?"
"Where's Ken?"
"Oh, he's on the roof."
"Okay, I'm gonna check on him."
"No. Don't."
"What? Why?"
"I think he needs some time alone."
"Oh. Okay. GNight then."
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Gary: Well, that's it for chapter 5.
Kari: BlackWarGreymon got slower.
Gary: Yep.
Patamon: Just one thing. Why DID you make me a such a pig?
Gary: I did not! It was T.K.!
Patamon: T.K.!
Gary:He started it!
T.K.: I did not!
Gary: Did to!
T.K: Did not!
Gary: Did too!
T.K.: Did not!
Patamon: T.K., was it really you?
T.K.: No! I'd NEVER do that to you. It was him.
Patamon: Gary... you're lying.
Gary: Okay, you caught me.
Patamon: Why?
Gary: Because, I am the author! Muahahahahaha, ahahahahahaha!
Patamon: You big meanie!
Gary: You flying pot roast!
Gatomon: Hey! Don't talk to him like that, handsome! Hey!
Gary: (smirks) Why Gatomon, I never knew! Hehahaha!
Izzy: Okay, I think we'd better end this before it becomes a catfight.
Gary: Which I'd win.
Gatomon: Oh, really?
Gary: (eyes glow red, electric energy emanation from hands) What was that?
Gatomon: Erm, I mean, err... miaow?
Gary: That's what I thought you said. Well anyway, that's about it. Later.
Credits
Storyboard - Gary C. Mikawa
Plot - GCM
TV watcher - G.CM
Director - Gary Chris M.
Producer - Gary C.M.
Coffee maker - GC.M
Camera Operation - Gary Chris Mikaewa
Makeup - G. Chris Mikawa
The guard who stands at the door - Gary CM.
Studio Engineer - G. Chris. M
Chapter Titles - G.C. Mikawa
Cleaner - G.C Mikawa
Studio Operation - GC.M
Beginning of chapter 5 - T.K.
Cast
Tai - Tai
Matt - Matt
Sora- Mimi
Mimi - Sora
Izzy - Izzy
Joe - Joe
T.K. - T.K.
Kari - Kari
Davis - Cookie monster
Ken - Master Chief
Yolei - Yolei
Cody - Cody
All respective Digidestined Digimon play themselves in this feature film because, who better to play Patamon than, Patamon?
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