"So… how's your weekend?" Keely asked Phil.

"Uh…" Phil muttered. He kept looking down the hall.

"Phil? Hello?" Keely waved her hand in front of his face. "Anybody in there? Are you in too deep, because I could get rope…"

"Huh?" Phil asked. "Oh… I dunno…"

"What is so…" Keely began, but soon, she just stopped completely, and stared down the hall.

Via was walking down the hall, adorned by a new, shocking accessory.

"Wow!" Phil mustered. "I… wow!"

"Phil!" Keely shouted. "Don't stare!"

"What? I can't help it!"

"Well… at least just… try and act normal."

"How could I act normal? This is far from normal!"

Soon, Via arrived at Phil's locker. "Hey, you two."

"Hey, Via," Phil said.

"So, when did it happen?" Keely blurted out.

Phil's jaw dropped. "You just told--"

"You're a guy, it's different!" Keely said, cutting him off.

"Oh," Via replied, "Just yesterday…"

"And you agreed to it?" Phil asked. "I mean… it's Owen…"

"Well… I mean… I don't know, but… he was starting to grow on me."

"I can't believe you're going out with Owen," Keely and Phil said at the same time; Keely, in a very excited tone; Phil, sounding more shocked than anything. Via just smiled mysteriously.

"Was it out of pity?" Phil asked.

"No…"

"Then what the hell?"

"Alright," Via said, "I'm going to be brutally frank."

"Oh good. I'll be genuine Phil," Phil replied. Via rolled her eyes.

"He just… he did something really nice. Let's leave it at that."

"Okay."

Via looked at Keely. "Can I have a word with Phil?" she asked. Keely nodded, and walked down the hall. "Phil… that, er… kiss? When I gave you those papers you wanted? It never happened, okay?"

"What kiss?" Phil asked, genuinely inquisitive. Via of course didn't realize it was his clone that kissed her.

"Exactly. What kiss?"

"But…"

"So we're clear then? On the… you know?"

"No."

"Good," Via said, brightly, thinking that Phil was completely understanding her. Phil just looked confused. Via smiled and walked back over to Owen, and they walked down the hall.

"What did she want to talk to you about?" Keely asked.

"I don't know."