Disclaimer: I do not own any of the recognizable Harry Potter characters, I only own the story, Rachel, and Brad. J.K. I love your books, they inspired me to become a writer!

"Petuuy! What is this stuff, RON," Harry bellowed so that you could hear it in the Great Hall. "What revolting thing did you put in my mouth you prat!" he pretty much screamed this time.

"Oh, you know, a little o' this a little o' that," he replied.

"Ron, what did you put in my mouth?"

"Well, this morning I thought about what you asked me last night, and I am NOT all right with it! So, I got out of bed and mixed together a batch of some owl dung and some vomit Bertie Botes!"

"RON! I'll get you, you fugly prat!"

"Hold still Harry!"

"I'm trying Hermione. It's just a little hard to not squirm when your girlfriend is shoving a toothbrush down your throat!" he protested.

"Well if you think there is any possibility in the world that I am snogging you with that horrid breath, you would be crazy! And when I'm done with this toothbrush, it's going straight to the trash!"

"How's it going Hermione?"

"Ron, I'm not in the mood right now, I'm a little busy thanks to you! Harry stop fidgeting!"

"Glad I could be of assistance," he replied holding back his laughs.

"Ron, you stupid prat, go away before I find somewhere else to stick my parchment!"

"Fine, I'm going!"

"Hey Hermione, what are you doing?"

"Oh, hi Brad"

"Done!" Hermione said excitedly.

Just as Hermione and Harry were trying to find a room where they could have some privacy, a girl stopped Hermione to ask her a question.

"Hermione?"

"Not now Rachel," she said pausing for a moment, "I…I have to tutor Harry."

"Oh, I was just wondering if you've seen Peeves, he took my Transfiguration book, and my next class is Transfiguration!"

"That book, I retrieved it from Peeves earlier, it's up in the common room"

"Thanks!"

After Harry and Hermione were done "studying" Harry put his hands over her eyes and took her to the common room where he said he had a surprise for her. When she opened her eyes she saw, standing there in the middle of his hand was a cute, little, pink, piggly puff. She squealed with delight as she grasped it from his hands. It was taking a nap and was as cute as could be.

"Oh Harry, Your so sweet," she swooned.

"The best present for my best girl"

"Maybe not the best," she replied slyly

Just as Harry and Hermione were sitting down to admire her cute, new, piggly puff, Ron walked in probably for the first time in a while without Lavender. He walked right past them without even bothering to say hi. Hermione just rolled her eyes, but Harry looked worried.

"Don't worry about it, Ron's just being a stupid, little prat!"

"But Hermione, Ron's one of my beset mates, I don't want to loose him!"

"He doesn't seem to be your best mate!"

"That's because he really mad about us being together!"

"Really?"

"No dib Sherlock!"

"I didn't know he felt that way"

Harry gave her a questionable look, and Ron walked into the room. Hermione pulled Harry into a lip lock as the red head walked by. After he had left Harry pushed away. He looked as if he was going to cry. He ran towards the boys' bedroom and Hermione ran off after him protesting.

"Harry stop, please!"

"Why Hermione? It's not like you care about me anyway,"

"Oh stop being so stupid you prat!"

"What?"

"You heard me Harry"

"I don't feel like talking to you right now, I had feelings for you but I see that the feeling isn't mutual."

"No Harry,…..wait I really do like you, I like you a lot"

"But aren't you just dating me to get back at Ron"

"That's how it started but now…Harry I…"

to be continued

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