Behind Enemy Lines

"Makubex! Please! I need it!" Fudou pleaded with his boss.

"No Fudou, not yet." Makubex sighed. Fudou was lucky he was such a good fighter, otherwise he would have been fired ages ago.

A cellphone ringed and Makubex turned around quickly. "Oh Kagami, you're finally here!" Good, some sanity in the place.

Kagami nodded and held up a hand, answering his ringing phone. "I told you not to call me at work..."

"But Makubex...My desire burns inside me!" As usual, he twitched that creepy hand right in Makubex's face.

Makubex cringed, "I'm too younge for this." and checked his computer. "I'm sorry Fudou, but I've done the calculations and you're fine for another hour."

"Yes, I fed the cat," Kagami continued on his cellphone, pausing every few seconds to glare at Fudou as if he were interupting something.

Fudou grabbed Makubex's collar, "But I Neeeeed it!" He let go of Makubex to twitch his hand some more.

"No, it's too soon Fudou. Everything is going as planned, I don't want to disrupt the calculations."

Kagami rolled his eyes and walked off a few paces. "No, I'm not cheating on you, that's just Fudou and Makubex...Yes, I know you know I have better taste then a minor and a guy with a wierd hand."

"Huh?" Makubex turned to Kagami. "Who are you talking to?"

Fudou stared blankly at Kagami, still twitching his hand impatiently.

"What boy genious? That wasn't figured into your calculations?" Kagami smirked and turned his attention back on the voice in the cell phone.

"hmm..." Makubex started typing in his data on Kagami, looking for all possible outcomes.

Fudou jumped as the door opened and Juubei walked in. "Oh! Cyclops man! Hello!"

Juubei walked over to Fudou and Makubex carefully. "That's not really nice Fudou...but I guess I deserve this because of what I did..."

Fudou nodded excitedly, which Juubei luckily didn't pick up on.

Makubex looked at Juubei questioningly, "so where have you been?"

Juubei blushed lightly, "I was, um, busy."

"No, it's just that fruity guy...no, not the one with the hair, the blind one." Kagami informed the person on the other line.

Fudou giggled, "Yeh, busy with fish man!"

Juubei sighed exasperatedly, "Kazuki is not a fish Fudou... Makubex, are you sure he can wait any longer?"

"He'll have too, there's still 45 minutes untill he needs it. I don't like to correct the computers, they get angry."

Fudou twitched his hand in front of Makubex's face, "I WANT MY RITALIN!"

"Yes, that was Fudou, Makubex won't give him his meds." Kagami glared at Fudou for disrupting his call. "Yeh, hamburgers sound good...no, i won't cook them too long...oh, so you're at the store now..."

Juubei looked at Makubex questioningly, "who's he talking to?"

"I don't know, but apparently they have a cat."

Fudou looked at Makubex pathetically, "Pleeeeeeeese?", and twitched his hand for emphasis.

Juubei crossed his arms, "It looks like he needs them now..."

Makubex huffed, "Fine! Mess up my calculations!"

As Fudou opened the bottle happily, Makubex's computer began to beep.

"Yes! The results are in!"

"What results?" Questioned Juubei.

"I put all my data on Kagami into the database, now it will tell me who he's talking to." Makubex typed in a few commands and the results popped up. "WHAT!"

Fudou laughed, "Hey, I didn't know you had a mother."

Juubei once again wished he could see.

"I don't..." Makubex sulked angrily. "See! You made them mad!"

"Yeh Kurodo, I'll be there when you get back." Kagami hung up the phone, turned to Makubex, "Sorry, I need to go cook hamburgers.", and left the limitless fortress.

They all just stared confused after him...