The Liger, the Warlock, and Chiffarobe
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Notice: I do not own C.S. Lewis' works. This is probably going to be my best work ever. Enjoy.
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One time there were five orphans, one died and then there were four orphans. Their names were Pete, Sue, Eddie, and Luce. This story is about them and how they ran away from home to live with a man on a plantation to keep from getting drafted to the war. The man had a PHD in mythology. His he was a Doctor.
He was studying some strange thing after another. He had a wife; she was the ugliest woman on Earth. She was blind, deaf, and retarded. She had three dogs that helped her live her ugly life.
Luce was the youngest. Eddie was the second youngest. Sue was the third eldest. Pete, last but not least, was the eldest. They were eating lunch when the Doctor came into the room. He said "You're all going to play a game with me."
"Not again, Doctor." blushed Sue.
The Doctor glanced at her and spoke again. "My wife is trying to pick an apple out of the tree," he gestured to the window overlooking the orchard. "You will help me kill her."
"Kill her?" asked Pete.
"I meant to say help her," said the Doctor quickly. "Yes, we will help her pick some apples." The Doctor clapped his hands. Four slaves sprinted to the table.
"Isn't this illegal, to own slaves?" asked Pete.
"Who cares? Hah-hah-hah!" shouted the Doctor.
"I care." said Luce.
"I don't! Ha-ha!" shouted Eddie.
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In the orchard
"Hello Wife!" said the Doctor. He smacked her on the face with a shovel. "Ha-ha! Now I have the money! Ha-ha!" Eddie laughed fondly at the Doctor. He's a wacko. Thought Pete.
The Doctor buried his wife in the hole he had dug earlier before I wrote this chapter. Luce ran off and hid after seeing the brutal murder of the Doctor's wife. The remaining three ran away to find her.
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In the big house
Luce heard her sibling's cries for her, but she was to scared to do anything except hide. She walked into a room with a tarp covering something. Sensing no danger Luce pulled the tarp off.
It was a chiffarobe. She went up to the door of the chiffarobe and opened it warily; expecting to find mothballs Luce found a new world. It was called Sarnia. Luce did not know this until she met a goat-man.
Wondering why there was a huge place with lots of snow and trees Luce stepped into the chiffarobe. There were old coats and bits of umbrella poking out here and there. Luce stepped into something. It crunched and was wet. It was a pile of crap. Luce stepped back into the chiffarobe thinking, Why would there be crap in a chiffarobe? She wiped her boot on a coat and put on another coat.
She walked out of the chiffarobe, avoiding the crap and stepping into snow. Why is there snow out here? Luce thought. She then saw a goat's ass sticking out of a bush. Luce went over to it warily. She then concluded that she was dreaming.
Luce patted the goat butt. It stood up and revealed a man's body on a pair of goat legs. "Excuse me! You made me drop my package!" The goat-man pulled an umbrella out of a tree and picked up his parcels.