Title: Fox Ears and The Planets

Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR


"So you're with your friends now?" Rai asked after I told her what happened before I went to sleep. While we were talking I changed my clothes with my mind to suit my personality. So I chose a shirt that said 'Annoy at your own risk' and some comfortable red baggy pants with lots of pockets.

"Yup!" I said happily. I looked around my room a bit as I took in every detail. Since this was my dream I could make me and Shadow Killer show up wherever I wanted, though it took me a while to realize how exactly to do so. I was upset when I realized this cause that meant that I was the one that was making it so freaking white! We were both sitting in the queen sized bed that had lots of dolls in it, A blue rabbit, orange cat with an anger sign, a white dog that looked like it was crying, and another dog that had red eyes and two tails. I smiled as I grabbed the rabbit and hugged it tightly. My look a like, aka, Shadow Killer was sitting on the other side of my bed as we focused on how to become aware of what is around me.

"Empty your mind like I taught you and then try to become one with nature this time." She said inquiry seeing as we have been doing it for the past week.

"Hey I would like to see you try when you are just barely getting used to the fact that you are the reincarnation of a warg princess that had strange abilities that most people wouldn't have!" I answered angrily. Then tried again but with all the anger that I had I couldn't empty my mind. Then I felt as if someone was shaking me but I couldn't see who since this was the first time I felt this way I panicked slightly.

"Shadow Killer?" I asked nervously.

"Don't worry, someone is just shaking you awake. We will continue this lesson next time we meet." Shadow Killer said as she faded away.


I woke with a start and found myself face to face with an arrow. Then I realized that I was still wearing the clothes from the visit I paid to Shadow Killer in the land of dreams. Not exactly something you should wear when confronted with an arrow… I glanced to my side to see Brittany and Patricia standing there staring at the arrows Patricia unlike Brittany just stared at them as if this was something that happened often, which wasn't something that happened often in her case. While Brittany looked at them with fear and by the looks of it she was in the verge to start crying. That didn't surprise me much. I finally decided to break the silence.

"Um…hi?" I said tilting my head to the side with an innocent look.

"Who are you and what is your business here?" The guy closest to me said.

'Tell them your Shadow Killer; it isn't necessarily a lie since you are the reincarnation.' I heard Hushy say and just mentally shrugged.

"I'm Shadow Killer and I have no business here I was just wandering around with my friends." I said truthfully.

'I sense that you are only being half truthful.' I heard a voice in my head coughGaladrielcough.

'Ok, I am the reincarnation of Shadow Killer. My real name is Leslie.' I thought rolling my golden eyes.

'I see and I believe you completely the only thing you are missing is the tail and you will look exactly like Shadow Killer.' Galadriel said with wisdom in her voice.

'I'm just missing the tail? But what about the-AHH!' I thought as I felt fox ears in my head.

"Ears…I have fox ears now! As if golden eyes weren't enough! Someone up there must really be enjoying themselves with torturing me." I said out loud by accident as I pretended to cry. Then I blinked as I noticed everyone staring at me.

"Hello? Can't you read? My shirt says 'Annoy at your own risk' and I consider people staring at me as annoying!" I said impatiently. Almost all of the elves turned away, they didn't seem to find me that threatening since I had no weapons so they lowered there arrows.

"That's better. Now if you don't mind I am going to start daydreaming." I said and got this blank look in my eyes.

"Does she always do that?" The leader asked Patricia.

"YUP! That's the fun part about being her friend! Well not really the fun part is when she jokes around… But she is fun nonetheless." Patricia said happily and smacked me in the head but sighed when that had no affect whatsoever. Just as she began to give up and start to think that I wasn't going to snap out of it I raise my head sharply to the air.

"You smell that?" I asked not really expecting an answer from elves and my friends.

'What is it?' Hushy asked.

"Orcs…" I said trying to find the direction where the smell came from. Everyone was looking at me strangely.

"Oh I never got your name March warden…" I suddenly said.

"Haldir. How can you be sure that there are orcs close surely we would have heard them by now." Haldir said confused.

"Orcs smell bad. And I happen to have a sensitive nose so I can smell things for miles away." I explained as I continued to figure out where it was coming from, and then sighed.

"They are to far away to be any immediate danger so no worries." I said relaxing. Then I realized that we have been walking with the elves from Lothlórien.

"Where are we going?" I asked curiously at Haldir.

"We are going to go see the Lady of the Wood." He said and I frowned. He doesn't talk much does he?

'You just don't know him yet. Plus what can you expect him to be besides suspicious during these times of war.' I heard Lightning Cloud say.

'Just give him time. You know that Shadow Killer had a crush on him when she was your age? But then she realized that it was just a 'school girls' crush as she put it and decided to consider him a friend instead.' Swift Runner said and I could practically feel his grin.

'Ew. Does that mean I will like him too? I refuse to have a crush on him. I'm my own person and I will fall in love with whoever I wish.' I said mentally sending a glare at Swift Runner.

'Ha-ha don't worry I doubt you will he doesn't seem your type anyway. At least not yet.' Swift Runner said chuckling.

'Grr.' I said making him laugh more.

"Soooo. Patricia what's up?" I asked out of boredom.

"The sky, a few treetops, some clouds, large amount of birds in treetops, and a few birds flying around, why?" Patricia answered.

"Hey, I'm the one that normally answers questions like that in that manner, you stole that from me!" I said pretending to be upset. Patricia laughed at the way I complained.

"Nichu." She said in our language and I looked at her confused like everyone else that heard her.

"What does this have to do with MJ?" I asked confused.

"Cookin." Patricia continued.

"No, no cookie for you, I doubt there are any cookies around here anyway." I said still confused.

"Floda!" She continued.

"Would you stop already? A lot of people are staring!" I said getting annoyed which was odd in Brittany's eyes.

"Cookin… ok but only cause I can't remember any other words besides Higgi!" Patricia said with a smile. Thus ending the strange stares that we were getting from the elves. Though now I was getting bored so I started to sing softly one of my favorite songs.

"The closest to the Sun

Is the planet Mercury

Next the shrouded planet Venus

Is as cloudy as can be.

The Earth is next; we call it home

Let's hope it stays that way

And then there's Mars; it's really red

What more can I say?

The gassy planet Jupiter's

As big as planets come

Then there's Saturn with its mighty

Rings made up of tiny crumbs.

We travel on to Neptune

That's a gassy, freezing ball

And cold and tiny Pluto

It's the furthest one of all.

(normal none singing voice)Well, there you go. That's our solar system.

Patricia: You forgot Uranus.

Leslie: I know."

I blinked when I realized that I had been singing a lot louder then I intended a few seconds after Patricia pointed out Uranus.


Fk306: Sorry that it was so short but I have writers block once again…

Bucky: You always have writers block. And what is it with you and Animaniacs?

Fk306: I said it once and I will say it again. I like them and I know you hate them.

Bucky:sigh: gothic-ember camping trip? Aww lets switch places I have never been in a camping trip plus I will stay away for this poor excuse of a girl…

Fk306: Hey! Michael Jackson Fan thanks a lot.

Bucky: HEY! Only two reviews! Oh well please read and review…

Fk306: Wow. I should write this down, Bucky actually being nice O.o