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Day 1, 9:51 AM.
"Friends, it's time for breakfast," Starfire said through the metal door.
No one responded. Starfire entered the code into the keypad and the door slid open. She slowly walked in and looked at the two – Beast Boy was on his back with Raven on top of him, her back to Starfire.
"Friends?" she asked cautiously.
"…just five more minutes," Beast Boy moaned as he rolled over…
THUMP!
"GAH!" Raven yelped as Beast Boy fell out of bed, squishing her. He righted himself so Raven was on top again. "Sorry," he apologized quickly as she glared at him.
Starfire let out a small giggle before continuing. "Friends, please come to breakfast," she asked.
"Who's cooking this morning?" Beast Boy asked as he and Raven got off the floor.
"Cyborg," she said as she left the room.
Oh, great, Raven's conscience moaned. She knew very well Cyborg was probably going to use the current situation as an excuse to stuff Beast Boy full of meat instead of his beloved tofu, given that he had only one available hand, she was pretty much in his way, and that Cyborg wouldn't cook it for him. Now I have to put up with those two arguing... and I can't go to my room.
The two walked out of Raven's room. Beast Boy looked at Raven, noticing her face looked much better than it did the previous night. She definitely looks better this morning, he thought.
The two entered the kitchen area of the main room. That's when Raven stopped walking. "What's the matter?" Beast Boy asked.
Raven glanced up at him. "Beast Boy, promise me something," she said quietly.
"What?" He responded.
"Don't argue with Cyborg about food this morning," she said. "I'll help you cook your breakfast if I have to."
Beast Boy's head cocked to the side curiously. …sounds reasonable, his mind ruled out. "…um, okay, I won't argue with Cyborg," he answered.
"Thank you," Raven said.
The two walked to the stove, Cyborg frying some bacon. "I'll be cookin' bacon in the mornin'…" he sang. He noticed the two glued-together teens stand next to him, Raven fixing her regular cup of tea. A sly smirk appeared on his face.
Please no teasing, please no teasing, Raven's timid emotion begged.
"So… you two have a fun time in the sack last night?" the mechanical titan said in a perky mood.
A nearby teacup cracked as Raven suppressed a small groan and Beast Boy blushed.
"And don't deny it, Raven. I know you enjoyed it a little," he chirped.
The crack widened as Raven began to blush. She put her hood up, embarrassed. Great, instead of arguing with Beast Boy, he's gonna tease me, Timid moaned.
Beast Boy could tell she was getting upset. His spare hand began to clench into a fist. "Dude, knock it off…" he said in a warning tone.
"Oh come on," he continued, "There is no need to be ashamed. Granted though, the moaning and panting and giggling was kinda-"
The teacup exploded, coating Cyborg's bacon with a million ceramic shards. "Ah man!" he whined. He glared over Beast Boy's head at Raven and growled.
"Hey, you were asking for it," Beast Boy said in defense.
Cyborg glanced down at him, knowing he was right. "Yeah, yeah, yeah…" he muttered quietly as he threw away the bacon.
"You know Cy, you could be nice to the both of us, and make our breakfasts," Beast Boy added.
"I was," Cyborg said.
"Then where's my tofu?" Beast Boy asked. "Or were you just getting to that?"
That smirk reappeared on Cyborg's face. "Well, you know BB, I've been thinking…"
He sighed in frustration. "Cyborg, you know very well I don't eat meat. I have been all the animals you suck down on a regular basis," Beast Boy said in a half-angry/half-calm voice.
"And you know very well I'd never touch that tofu crap with a ten-foot stick," Cyborg said as he put fresh bacon on the pan.
Beast Boy growled, but stopped when he looked at Raven, her 'annoyed' look on her face as she fixed her tea. Remember the promise you made to her, his conscience remind. Robin entered the kitchen. "Morning, guys," he said groggily.
That's when the shape-shifter began to grin. "So Cyborg," he said in a loud voice, "How are things going with that internet date of yours?"
Cyborg glanced over at Beast Boy. "What are you talking about?"
"You know," he said, grinning. "Hotdarkness23."
Cyborg paled.
"You know, Cyborg," Robin said as he read the morning paper, "You never did tell us what her real name is."
"Really?" Cyborg said nervously. "I-I thought I did."
"What was she into again?" Beast Boy continued. "Witchcraft, wasn't it? Her favorite colors were black and pink; in fact, you said she dyed her hair those-"
Cyborg clamped his mouth shut and laughed nervously. "Say, why don't I make some of your famous tofu eggs, good ole buddy ole pal?"
"Mmf Muffle Mm Hm," Beast Boy said through his hand.
"Good! Ha ha," Cyborg said as he let go and ran over to the fridge. He got out the tofu and began cooking. He looked over his shoulder to make sure Robin wasn't paying attention, then leaned over to Beast Boy and whispered, "You promised you wouldn't bring her up when Robin was around. The guy gets way too nosy."
"Well, I won't bring her up again if you'll be nice to me and Raven through-out our current ordeal," Beast Boy whispered back. "That means no teasing us and cooking our meals when we ask." Raven watched on, amazed by how Beast Boy was handling this.
"…Fine," Cyborg finally agreed. He finished making the tofu eggs and handed them to Beast Boy on a tray. Raven sat her kettle of tea and two cups on it.
"Thank you," Beast Boy said. "By the way, say hi to Jinx for me." The two teens walked off to Raven's room.
"Beast Boy, that was impressive," Raven said.
"Thank you," he replied with a smile.
