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Me: Here's chapter 3!I'm sorry it took so long to update, but I've been busy.
Paine: Busy my ass.
Me: Shut up! Tidus stop moving, you'll never get out!
Tidus: (Tied to a chair) I need a pee!
Me: Pee your pants then! You're never getting out! You're MINE ALL MINE!
Wakka: She's scaring me ya!
Auron: Hmmmm...And me!
Yuna: Tidus is mine!
Me: Shut up you goodie-goodie! Tidus is MINE and he always will be! Mwahahahahahaaa!
Seymour: Hey that's my evil laugh!
Me: AHHHH! Its the nob-head! Go away! Go away! (Pokes Seymour with a stick)
Seymour: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Me: STICK POKE OF DOOM! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!
Rikku: Anyway heres chapter 3!
Chapter Three: Mission Impossible.
At Rikku, Yuna and Lenne's house...
All three of them were sat down watching T.V in the living room.
"Ohh, there's nothing on." Rikku whined.
"There's like 200 channels on there how can you say there's nothing on?" Lenne asked
"Fine then. There's nothing decent on." Rikku replied.
"Give me the remote." Lenne said taking the remote off Rikku.
"So Yunie what are you wearing tonight?" Rikku asked.
"I don't know." Yuna replied.
"Where's he taking you?" Lenne asked.
"The cinema." Yuna replied.
"Ohhh, what movie are you seeing?" Rikku asked.
"Will you both stop asking me question's, and shut the fuck up!" Yuna shouted. Then she charged up to her bedroom.
"What's wrong with her?" Rikku asked.
"Dunno." Lenne replied.
Meanwhile at Tidus, Shuyin and their dad's house...
"So are you looking forward to your date?" Shuyin asked Tidus
"Yep." Tidus replied.
"Who's the girl?" Jecht asked looking over the top of his newspaper.
"None of your business." Tidus answered.
"Yes it is." Jecht replied.
"She's a new girl that I met today, okay." Tidus said.
"No it's not okay. I don't want you going off and fucking some new girl!" Jecht yelled.
"I'll do what I want!" Tidus shouted running up to his room.
"Well done dad." Shuyin said sarcasticaly.
"You're not going out either." Jecht told Shuyin.
"And why can't I? I'm older than him!" Shuyin replied.
"Only by a few months." Jecht said.
"You think I give a fuck! I can do what I want too!" Shuyin shouted.
"Well if you're that grown up surely you two can find yourself a home!" Jecht replied.
"Fine then we will!" Shuyin yelled. Then he ran upstairs to find Tidus.
"Hey bro." Shuyin greeted as he walked into Tidus' room.
"Hi." Tidus replied.
"You know, dad want's us to move out." Shuyin said.
"Finally!" Tidus shouted jumping off the bed.
"Yeah, but where are we meant to go?" Shuyin asked.
"Well, you know Wakka live's on his own (Shuyin nodded his head.) well I heard he get's very lonely." Tidus explained.
"Awww, poor Wakka." Shuyin replied.
"(Sigh.) Yes poor Wakka. So it means that if he dosen't mind we could move in with him." Tidus said.
"Right." Shuyin replied.
"We can ask him tommorow . Cause right now I've got a date to get ready for." Tidus said.
Back at the girl's house...
"Yunie, could we come in?" Rikku asked as her and Lenne knocked on Yuna's bedroom door.
"Whatever." Yuna replied bluntly. Rikku opened the door and her and Lenne walked in.
"Yuna we're sorry." Lenne apoligised as she sat next to Yuna on her bed.
"Yeah, we are." Rikku said siting on the other side of Yuna.
"It's alright guys, I mean I did get a bit stressed out. I guess... Well I guess I'm just ... Nervous." Yuna replied.
"You're nervous? Oh Yunie we'll help you." Rikku said.
"Yeah we will. But there's no need to be nervous. I mean you've been out with guys before." Lenne comforted.
"I know, but Tidus well he's different you know. I feel different around him." Yuna replied.
"Oh, Yunie are you in love?" Rikku asked.
"No, not in love, but well I just like him...Alot." Yuna answered.
"Well then you need a good outfit for tonight." Lenne said.
So Rikku and Lenne helped Yuna pick out an outfit, then while Yuna put on her make-up Rikku and Lenne went downstairs. A few minutes after, the door bell rang and Rikku ran to answer it. She opened the door to find Tidus standing there in jeans (He love's jeans!) a white top and a blue over shirt with the buttons undone. His hair was gelled up as usual.
"Hi Rikku, I'm here for Yuna." Tidus said.
"I know. Come in." Rikku replied. Tidus walked into the house as Rikku shut the door. "She's just putting some make-up on."
"Okay." Tidus replied as he sat on the armchair.
A few minutes later Yuna came down the stairs she was wearing : a black mini skirt, a pink halter neck top and pink strappy sandles. Her hair was up with two bangs hanging down the side of her face.(A/N: Like how she had her hair at the wedding in ffx.) Tidus looked at her as she entered the room, his jaw dropped as he stared at her.
"Whoa." Tidus gasped. The girls giggled.
"See Yunie, we told you he'd like it." Rikku whispered to Yuna. Yuna giggled again.
"So, I'm ready." Yuna said to Tidus knocking him out of his trance.
"Oh...Um sorry, let's go." Tidus replied.
"See ya later guys." Yuna said to Rikku and Lenne as she walked towards the door.
"Have fun you two." Rikku replied as they left. "I know we will."
"Ok, what time is everyone coming round?" Lenne asked Rikku. Rikku looked at the clock.
"In about 5 minutes." She replied.
Meanwhile with Tidus and Yuna...
"So, what movie are we seeing?" Yuna asked.
"That new one, The Ring." (A/N: I know that the ring isn't a new film, but in this fic it is. Mwahahahahaaa!) Tidus replied with a smirk on his face.
"Um...Isn't that supposed to be really scary? Yuna asked.
"Yeah." Tidus replied still smiling.
Oh, god Yuna thought.
Back with Rikku and Lenne...
The whole gang was at their house, they had just gone over the plan.
"So, you got all that Vinnie?" Rikku asked Vincent.
"Indeed." Vincent replied.
"Right is everyone ready to go?" Rikku asked.
"Yeah." Everyone replied.
"Ok then, it's showtime." Rikku said and they all walked out of the house. (A/N: I bet you can guess what they're gonna do!)
Back with Tidus and Yuna...
They had got their popcorn and drinks and were sat down watching The Ring.
"AHHHHH!" Yuna screamed (as well as some other people watching the film.) And she grabbed on to Tidus which made him smile. On the cinema screen a blonde person came on.
"Hello Blondie." A deep voice said.
"That voice sounds familliar." Tidus said to Yuna.
"It's just on the movie." Yuna replied.
"Scary." Tidus said.
"Hello." The voice came again. Tidus and Yuna slowly turned their heads around, they both screamed, Tidus threw his popcorn in the air which landed all over Yuna and Yuna spat her coke out all over Tidus. They could hear alot of laughter behind them which was : Rikku, Lulu, Emma, Wakka, Cloud, Squall, Gippal, Cliff, Shuyin, Lenne, Paine and lastly Vincent who was the one that spoke. Tidus was soaking wet with coke and Yuna was getting popcorn out of her bra.
"What the FUCK are you guy's doin' here!" Tidus asked.
"What does it look like? We're watching the movie just like you two." Cloud replied.
"Well, could you fuck off, cause ya know, we're kind of on a date here." Tidus said getting a bit pissed off.
"Yeah, get lost." Yuna added.
"You wanna fight?" Cliff asked.
"Yeah, do ya cause you can, BRING IT!" Gippal said.
"Guys shut up." Lulu ordered.
"Fine then." Gippal replied "Be like that."
"Yunie what are you doin'?" Rikku asked Yuna.
"Getting the blodey popcorn out of my bra." Yuna replied. They all started laughing their heads off again, but when they got evil glares from other people watching the movie they quickly shut up.
"Yeah, I'm sorry about that." Tidus apoligised.
"That's ok, I'm sorry about the drink." Yuna said.
" Don't worry it'll come out...I hope." Tidus replied.
"Did I do it right?" Vincent asked.
"Yeah! You were great!" Rikku replied.
"You well scared them, ya." Wakka added.
"Hello we are still here." Tidus said.
"Oh well." Paine replied.
"So my 50 gil?" Vincent asked holding out his hand.
"What 50 gil?" Rikku asked.
"I did my job, now I want my money." Vincent replied.
"Who said you were getting money?" Shuyin asked.
"I did." Vincent replied.
"Well you ain't gettin' any." Gippal said crossing his arms.
"Excuse me?" Vincent asked getting his gun out and pointing it at Gippal.
"I...I mean, here's 20 gil... it's all I've got." Gippal replied giving Vincent 20 gil.
"That won't do." Vincent said.
"Uh...Here's 30 gil, take it!" Rikku replied, quickly giving him 30 gil.
"Yeah, and here's some more." Squall said, giving Vincent some more gil.
"Okay then, I've got my money, now I'll be off, see ya." Vincent said getting out of his seat and walking out.
"Hey! The movie hasn't finished yet!" Rikku shouted.
"You think I care?" Vincent replied before he was gone.(A/N: But's that not the last we'll see of him!)
"So anyway, how's the date going Yunie?" Rikku asked.
"It was perfect before you lot came" Yuna replied.
"Sorry." Cliff apoligised. "We just wanted to see how you two lovebirds were getting on."
"D o you want me to give you a black eye?" Tidus asked raising his fist."
"No, no I'm alright thanks." Cliff replied.
"So anyone got any popcorn? I kind of DROPPED mine." Tidus asked.
"Yeah there's some in Yuna's bra, if you wanna go down there ya." Wakka replied.
"Yeah and I'm sure he would." Cliff added.
"You know I'm this close to giving you that black eye I was talking about." Tidus threatened.
"Um, ok I'll shut up now." Cliff replied.
"Thank you." Everyone thanked Cliff.
"Hey Yuna since the movie's nearly over and they've basicly ruined it, do you wanna go somewhere else?" Tidus asked.
"Ohhhhh!" The rest ohhhed except Yuna.
"Oh shut up. Of course I'd like to go somewhere else, away from these lot." Yuna replied.
"Cool. Come on." Tidus said, so they both got up and walked away from the movie.
"Hey we came here to spy on you! And we can't do that if you're not here!" Rikku shouted.
"Shut up!" The other people watching the movie shouted.
"Sorry." Rikku apoligised blushing.
"Hey Rikku, we can still spy on them." Lenne said.
"Yeah we just have to follow them." Emma added.
"Oh yeah. Come on then, let's go." Rikku replied. So they all walked out, once they were gone all the people still watching the movie cheered because they were finally gone.
"So where do you want to go?" Tidus asked Yuna.
"I don't know...How about a little walk." Yuna suggested.
"Sure." Tidus replied. So they started to walk, little did they know that the rest of the gang were following them minus Vincent. Yhey walked for a while until they reached a park. Then they carried on walking through the park past lot's of bushes. And hiding in those bushes there happened to be some people watching them. (A/N: That sounds naughty Laughs like a maniac!)
"Awww look at them! They're so cute!" Rikku whispered.
"Hey look Tidus just held on to Yuna's hand!" Cloud exclaimed.
"Cloud, you're too loud!" Squall whispered.
"Look, they stopped." Gippal said. So they all crawled along to the bushes next to where Tidus and Yuna were standing.
"I've had a really great time tonight, except from that little 'episode' in the cinema." Yuna said to Tidus.
"Ha ha, yeah well that was... Well put it this way I'm not finished with them lot yet." Tidus replied.
"Oh, god." Rikku whispered.
"Well I guess we'd better... Get back soon." Yuna said.
"Yeah I guess..." Tidus replied.
"Oh my god, I've got to get a better view, thay're about to kiss!" Rikku exclaimed. So she climbed up the tree next to them. (A/N: I'm not very good at writing kissing scenes, but here goes.) Tidus and Yuna got closer to each other, he put his arms around her waist and their faces got closer. Then she wrapped her arms around his neck. Their lips were about to touch...
BANG!
They quickly let go of each other and looked around and there infront of the tree was Rikku on top of Cliff.
"Rikku, Cliff! What the fuck are you guys doin' here!" Tidus asked angrily.
"Um... Looking at the lovely veiw of...Um.." Rikku stammered.
"Cliff's ass!" Tidus finished.
"Ewwww! No way!" Rikku yelled.
"Then why are you on top of him?" Yuna asked.
"Yeah...Why are you...It hurt's...So could you...Like, get off?" Cliff asked from under Rikku.
"Oh...Uh, yeah sorry." Rikku replied as she got up and then Cliff got up aswell.
"So, what are you doing here, cause I'm it's not cause you wanna give Cliff a good fuck!" Tidus asked.
"Well...Um..." Rikku trailed off.
"And where are the rest?" Yuna asked.
"We're here." Lulu replied as her , Wakka, Cloud, Shuyin, Gippal, Lenne, Emma, Squall and Paine revealed themselves.
"Hi." They all said innocently to Tidus and Yuna.
"So, Rikku you gonna answer my question?" Tidus asked.
"And what...Question was that?" Rikku asked nervously.
"What the hell are you doin' here!" Yuna yelled.
"We...Are...Uh...Well you know...We're.." Rikku stammered .
"Spying on us." Tidus finished for her.
"Well I wouldn't exactly call it spying...Just um, following." Rikku replied.
"Oh and that makes it alot better." Yuna said sarcasticaly.
"Yeah." Rikku replied.
"Look guys can you just go, cause we are still on our date." Tidu asked.
"Oh don't worry Ti we understand. You two wanna go somewhere private and make-out and stuff." Cliff said.
"Yeah, basicly." Tidus replied.
"Wha..." Yuna gasped while blushing.
"Only joking." Tidus replied. "Unless you want to."
"..." Yuna was speechless.
"Ha, don't worry I won't make you answer that." Tidus said.
"I'm sure she would love to Tidus." Gippal said. "Isn't that right Yuna?"(A/N: I know I'd love to!)
"Huh...No just shut up Gippal!" Yuna replied.
"Ok, ok. Anyway let's go guys. They want some 'alone' time." Gippal told. So they all walked away.
"Good luck, Yunie." Rikku said to Yuna before she left.
"Thanks." Yuna replied.
"So, shall we go somewhere private and make out and stuff?" Tidus asked.
"I thought...You were...Joking." Yuna replied.
"Yeah...I was." Tidus said."Look, don't worry. We've only known each other for a day so y..." He was cut off by Yuna's lips connecting with his. So without hesitating he kissed her back and wrapped his arms around her waist. They were making-out for a while but eventually they parted.
"Whoa, right on!" Tidus exclaimed.
"Huh?" Yuna asked.
"Uh, did I just say that outloud?" Tidus asked.
"Indeed you did Blondie." A deep voice replied.
Tidus and Yuna turned around to be faced with Vincent.(A/N: I told you he'd be back! Laughs like a maniac!)
"AHHHHHHH!" Yuna screamed.
"Vincent, what are you doin' here?" Tidus asked.
"Watching the show of course." Vincent replied.
"What show?" Yuna asked.
"That lovely smooch." Vincent replied.
"You saw that!" Tidus and Yuna yelled.
"Indeed." Vincent replied.
"How did you get here anyway. I thoght you went home?" Tidus asked.
"Indeed." Vincent replied. "See ya later guys, I look forward to the next show." Then he started to walk away.
"Who said there'll be a next show?" Yuna asked.
"I did." Vincent replied.
"What are you gonna do, force us to kiss?" Tidus asked.
"Maybe." Vincent replied. "I'll just make sure everyone's wacthing." Then he dissapered into the darkness.
"So where were we?" Tidus asked
"I beleive we were doing this..." Yuna replied moving her face closer to Tidus'.
"Say cheese." said a deep voice from behind them. Tidus and Yuna quickly turned around and saw Vincent there...Again.
"I said I'll be back for the next show." Vincent explained. "And I also said that I'll bring the other's. Come on out guys." Then from behind Vincent stood everyone else.
"Come on you two get on with the show, ya" Wakka ordered.
"Fucking hell guys, I thought you were going home!" Tidus yelled.
"We were, but then Vinnie came and told us about your little show." Rikku replied.
"Is that true Vincent?" Tidus asked.
"Indeed." Vincent replied.
"Come on Yuna I'll take you home." Tidus said to Yuna.
"Okay." Yuna replied. So her and Tidus off to Tidus' car.
"Oh, what! We came all the way back here for noyhing!" Cliff exclaimed.
"Guess we'll go too then." Gippal said.
"Yeah come on! Maybe we can catch them have a kiss at our front door!" Rikku exclaimed.
"Yeah, good idea!" Lenne replied and they all walked off to Rikku, Lenne's and Yuna's house.
Meanwhile in Tidus' car...
"So did you know that we're going on a trip?" Tidus asked Yuna as he was driving.
"What trip?" Yuna asked.
"Guess not." Tidus replied " Well it's a school trip at Mt Gagazet training facility."
"Oh, so what exactly do we do on this trip?" Yuna asked.
"Well we're put in groups of six, and we have to go in these cave places and fight fiends." Tidus explained.
"Sounds quite cool." Yuna said.
"Yeah." Tidus agreed.
"So when are we going on this trip?" Yuna asked.
"Uh... The day after tommorow." Tidus replied.
"Oh right." Yuna said.
Meanwhile with the others...
"Rikku here. Hey Vinnie you there? Oh Vinnie! Come in!" Rikku yelled through her walkie-talkie. She was hiding in the dustbin outside the house.
"I don't know anyone round here called Vinnie." Vincent replied through his walkie-talkie. " how 'bout you Blondie?" He asked Cliff.
"Huh me? Uh no!" Cliff replied.
"Good." Vincent said. Vincent was hiding somewhere...Somewhere in the darkness.
"So are they here yet?" Rikku asked.
"No they're not." Gippal replied through his walkie-talkie. He was hiding in Yuna's car that was parked in the drive way. He was with : Cloud, Cliff, Emma and Squall. Inside the house looking through the window was Lenne and Shuyin.
"So Lenne. You know we are alone in here." Shuyin said to Lenne.
"And?" Lanne asked.
"Well ya know...We could do, stuff." Shuyin replied.
"We cou..." Lenne was cut off.
"Hey, Shuyin, Lenne. Are they here yet? ya" Wakka asked through his walkie-talkie. Lenne and Shuyin were annoyed by this disturbence, but Lenne walked back to the window to see if Tidus and Yuna had arrived yet. She saw Tidus' Porsche park outside the house.
"They have arrived I repeat, they have arrived." Lenne replied into the walkie-talkie.
"Okay, we hear you." Lulu replied. She was hiding up a tree with Wakka and Paine.(A/N: That sound's very naughty!)
"Dr.P any news?" Rikku asked through her walkie-talkie.
"Don't call me that." Paine replied.
"Hey, look! They're here!" Cloud shouted.
"Be quiet, this is a covert operation. Over and out." Rikku told.
"Sorry." Cloud replied.
"Hey Cloud what if they see your hair?" Emma asked who was sat in the front of the car with Gippal.
"They won't don't worry." Cloud replied.
"You sure? 'Cause you know we could always chop it off." Squall joked who was sat next to Cloud in the back.
"Don't you even think about it." Cloud threatened.
"Ok, ok." Squall replied.
"Guys, be quiet they're about to come past you." Rikku ordered. "Oh, and Cloud you're gonna have to duck a bit more." So Cloud ducked down a bit more. Tidus and Yuna reached the front door.
"Okay, here come's the show." Vincent said.
"Well, uh good night." Tidus said to Yuna.
"Yeah, good night." Yuna replied going in for a kiss. But Tidus stopped moving closer when something caught his eye in Yuna's car.
"Hey, uh whats that?" Tidus asked.
"What's, what?" Yuna asked, she was a bit annoyed that they didn't kiss. (A/N: I know I would be!)
"That." Tidus replied pointing at something in the car.
"My car." Yuna replied confused.
"No, not that. The blonde, spiky thing in the back seat." Tidus explained.
"I don't know. Let's take a look." Yuna replied.
"Cloud! I thought I told you to duck down!" Rikku whispered through the walkie-talkie.
"I did." Cloud replied.
"What was that noise?" Tidus asked.
"It sounded like someone was talking." Yuna replied.
"Oh, shit." Cloud whispered to himself.
"Cloud! What the fuck! And you lot too! I can't beleive you guys!" Tidus shouted when he saw them in the car. "Where's the rest of you!"
"Look's like our covers blown." Rikku stated through the walkie-talkie.
"You've got walkie-talkie's!" Yuna shouted.
"Heh...Uh, yeah, do you wanna borrow 'em? They're Rikku's." Cliff replied nervously.
"What is this? Some kind of mission." Yuna asked.
"Well...Uh, sorta." Squall replied.
"Uh, could you guys come out now?" Gippal asked the rest.
"Uh...Okay." They all replied. So Rikku got out of the dustbin. Lulu, Wakka and Paine climbed down from the tree, Lenne and Shuyin came out of the house and Vincent...Well he just appeared somehow.
"I guess there's no show then?" Rikku asked.
"What do you think?" Tidus asked.
"Uh...Heh, uh...No." Rikku stammered.
"You guys just can't leave us alone. Can you?" Yuna asked.
"Uhhhh...Nope." The rest replied.
"What exactly do you want from us?" Tidus asked.
"A show Blondie." Vincent replied.
"Well you ain't getting one." Tidus replied.
"Then there isn't much point in us stayin' here is there?" Gippal asked.
"Nah, come on let's go." Squall replied. So him, Cloud, Gippal, Cliff, Emma, Lulu, Wakka, Paine and Vincent all walked off to their homes.
"Shuyin, what are you still doin' here?" Tidus asked Shuyin who was stood leaning against their car.
"Well I thiught that since I live with you, then there's no point in me walking if you're driving." Shuyin explained.
"Okay." Tidus replied.
"So...Um Tidus I'll see you tommorow." Yuna said to Tidus.
"Yeah." Tidus replied leaning in and softly kissing Yuna on the lips.
"Yay" Finally a show!" Rikku yelled. Tidus and Yuna parted.
"I didn't realise you two were still here." Yuna said to Rikku and Lenne who were stood a few mwtres away from them.
"Well, uh, see ya." Tidus said. Then he walked over to where Shuyin was stood at their car and he sat in the drivers seat.
"Bye Shuyin!" Lenne yelled.
"C ya." Shuyin replied. And with that they drove off. Yuna, Rikku and Lenne walked into their house.
"Thank for ruining my date." Yuna said sarcasticaly as she sat on the sofa.
"No prob Yunie. But that was some smooch." Rikku replied sitting next to Yuna.
"Yeah it was, is he a good kisser?" Lenne asked sitting in the arm chair.
"You should know. You've snogged his brother plenty of times." Rikku replied.
"Hey! Shut up! So who do you like then Rikku?" Lenne asked.
"Yeah Rikku, fill us in." Yuna said.
"Well I lke Cloud. He ids really cute." Rikku replied.
"What if he's got a girl friend?" Lenne asked.
"He hasn't." Rikku replied.
"How do you know?" Yuna asked.
" 'Cause he's been flirting with me." Rikku replied. Yuna and Lenne started to giggle.
"Yeah, I bet." Lenne said.
Me: Finally it's done! I would like to thank my reviewers. So thank you : Any-more-cheese, Blackdeath6, Dancing Summoner and tidus's lil hottie! I'm so happy that you all reveiwed!
Charlie: She wouldn't stop crying!
Me: Hey you wern't supposed to tell anyone that!
Charlie: Sorry, Reno told me to.
Me: Reno!
Reno: It serves you right for not putting me in this chappie!
Me: I'm sorry! But I told you that you'll be in the next one.
Reno: I better be!
Vincent: Indeed.
Charlie: (See's Vincent in the room) Vinnie! I luv you! Come here! (Starts chasing Vincent)
Me: Any way, please REVIEW! Now where were we Tidus?
Rikku: Uh oh. You better go now! Bye Bye xxx