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Me: Hiya! It is me Blondie. Sorry I haven't updated for a ages and ages and ages, you should know exactly why I haven't...SCHOOL & HOMEWORK! Stupid motherfucking teachers!
Auron: Ahem, I happen to be a teacher in this fic.
Me: Oh yeah, uh...Sorry man.
Auron: Excuse me?
Me: I mean, uh...Auron.
Auron: Hmmmmm...That's how it's done!
Reno: So...What happens to me in this chappie? Cloud don't kill me does he?
Me: Hmmmm...I'm not telling u!
Reno: Oh, please! (Puppy dog eyes) PLEASE!
Me: Ok then come on Reno, we'll go somewhere private, then I'll tell u. Hello-Blondie and Reno go into another room.
Cliff: What do ya think they're gonna do in there?
Charlie: They won't do anything naughty. Blondie loves Tidus.
Tidus: Of course she does, who wouldn't?
Everyone: Sweat drop!
Rikku: Anyway! Here is chapter five, enjoy!
Previously on Luca High Life:
Suddenly the cafeteria doors swung open, everyone turned to see a very angry looking Cloud and the rest behind him.
Chapter five: Smacks, notes and detentions!
"Reno! I would run if I were you!" Squall shouted over to Reno.
"Um, ok!" Reno replied. He quickly got up and started running roun dthe cafeteria.
"Not so fast! Cloud shouted, then he started to chase Reno.
"Hey Cloud! Don't hurt him!" Daisy shouted, and she ran after Cloud. So there they were the three of them running round the cafeteria looking like idiots. The rest of the gang took their seats and watched the show along with everyone else in the cafeteria. Reno kept on running as fast as he could to get away from Cloud but there just had to be a bannana peel on the floor so-well you can kind of guess what happens-he ran straight onto it not realising it was there and slipped face first onto the floor. He slowly stood up.
"Who the fuck put that fucking bannana peel on the floor?" (A/N: It was me! Reno starts chasing me trying to kill me! AHHHHHH!) Reno shouted. The whole cafeteria was silent until Cloud reached Reno and smacked him right in the face. He fell straight back onto the floor in pain. Daisy screamed and ran over to Reno.
"Oh my God. Cloud what the fuck did you do that for?" Daisy yelled. She helped Reno get off the floor.
"Ow." Reno moaned painfully.
"Cloud! What did he do to deserve that?" Daisy asked angrily.
"I think you know pretty well what he did." Cloud replied.
"He kissed me! Wow, big deal! You and Tifa always kiss and I don't start chasing her round the cafeteria trying to kill her!" Daisy shouted.
"Well that's different! We're going out!" Cloud replied.
"So? And why would it matter if I went out with Reno?" Daisy asked.
"Cause I don't trust him! He'd probably just get you drunk then try and have sex with you! And then when he gets bored with you he'll dump you then go off with some other chick! And you'll be really upset! Daisy I don't want to see you get hurt!" Cloud explained.
"Can't you just give him a chance? You know how much I like him! You always ruin my life, I...I hate you!" Daisy shouted and she ran out of the cafeteria.
"Hey! Daisy come back!" Reno yelled as he followed her. Those three words kept spinning round in Clouds head, I hate you, I hate you... His little sister hated him. He just stood there thinking about it over and over again, until finally he ran after Daisy and Reno.
Reno tried to follow Daisy but he lost her so he stopped and leaned against the wall trying to figure out what to do. But then Cloud walked up to him.
"Shall I help you find her?" Cloud asked. Reno quickly looked up and when he saw Cloud, he tried to run away but Cloud stopped him.
"Look Reno, I'm not gonna hurt you." Cloud assured.
"Is this some sort of joke? First you want to kill me and now you're being all nice." Reno asked.
"I thought about it and I'm willing to give you a chance. But if you hurt her I'm gonna have to hunt you down!" Cloud threatened.
"Ok ok. I can only take one black eye!" Reno replied. Cloud laughed.
"Come on lets go find her." Cloud said. So they both walked off in search of Daisy.
Meanwhile back in the cafeteria...
"Well that was some show." Tidus said.
"Yeah it was." Yuna agreed.
"Well you two lovebirds had an even better show last night, didn;t ya?" Rikku teased.
"What do you mean?" Yuna asked.
"Your little smoochy!" Rikku and Lenne replied.
"Oohhhhh!" The others oohhhed.
"When you guys went home you missed the show." Rikku said.
"I saw it." Shuyin told.
"Yeah and I saw one before that." Vincent said.
"So maybe you two could do a replay so that we can all see?" Aeris asked.
"And why would we..." Tidus was cut off by Yuna's lips connecting with his, he was surprised but he liked it so he kissed her back.
"Dude!" Wakka exclaimed.
"Touche'!" Baralai replied. Tidus and Yuna broke apart.
"...Do that?" Tidus finished his sentence from before. Yuna giggled.
Back with Cloud and Reno...
"There she is." Reno whispered to Cloud pointing over to Daisy leaning against the wall crying with her face in her hands.
"Lets go." Cloud whispered back. They walked over to Daisy.
"Daisy..." Cloud said when they got closer to Daisy. She looked up.
"Go away!" She yelled and she ran into the girls toilets.
"Oh shit." Reno cursed.
"Come on." Cloud ordered, he started to drag Reno.
"Oh no...No I'm not going in there! What if someone see's us? We'll be the laughing stock of the school!" Reno whined.
"I don't give a shit!" Cloud replied, and he pulled Reno into the girls toilets.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Screamed two girls when Reno and Cloud walked in. They quickly ran out.
"Well thats one way to get rid of them." Cloud said.
"Cloud, look!" Reno said pointing to something attached to the wall.
"What?" Cloud asked as he turned and faced Reno.
"That." Reno replied.
"Reno, its a tampon machine." Cloud told. God, how dumb can he get! Cloud thought to himself. Reno walked closer to the tampon machine.
"What the fuck! You have to pay to get one!" Reno whined.
"Come on Reno we're here to do something." Cloud said.
"Just a sec, give me some gil."
"No! We need to find Daisy!"
"Okay. Oh, can you hear that?"
"Yeah someones crying."
"It must be Daisy!" So they walked past each of the cubicles. The crying kept getting louder.
"This one." Cloud whispered when they reached the cubicle that Daisy wasin. "Daisy? Are you in there?"
"No! Fuck off!" Daisy yelled.
"Daisy, could you come out please?" Cloud pleaded
"Why should I? And what are you guys doing in here?"Daisy asked.
"We came to see if you were alright." Reno replied.
"Yeah and if you come out, Reno will give you a big smooch!" Cloud added.
"Yeah right. Like you would let him do that!" Daisy repplied
"I would." Cloud said.
"Seiously?" Daisy asked starting to get interested.
"Yep."Cloud answered. The door unlocked and slowly opened, Daisy came out and rushed into Reno's arms giving him a huge hug.
"Where's my kiss then?" Reno asked cheekily. Daisy giggled then reached up and gave him a long kiss.
"Okay, not that long." Cloud interrupted. They quickly came apart.
"Uh...Cloud I didn't mean what I said...It's just...Well you know what I'm like when I'm angry. I'm sorry. I don't hate you." Then she ran into Cloud's arms and gave him a huge hug.
"Hey uh...Anyone got any gil?" Reno asked eyeing the tampon machine. Cloud and Daisy laughed. Then the bell rang for the last lesson. Daisy and Cloud came apart.
"Clome on lets get to class." Cloud said. All three of them walked out. Whan they entered the classroom everyone was there and they all looked at them as they walked in.
"Reno! You're ALIVE!" Gippal shouted when Reno, Cloud and Daisy sat down.
"Yeah course I am. Why wouldn't I be?" Reno asked. Everyone looked at Cloud.
"Oh, well we sorted out our differences." Reno explained.
"So Cloud is okay with you two being together?" Cliff asked.
"I'm giving him one chance." Cloud replied.
"Hey Auron man what're you doin' under there?" Tidus asked. Suddenly a loud bang was heard.
"Owwww! Who put that fucking desk there?" The voice of Auron shouted. The whole class burst out laughing. Auron poped his head out from behind the desk. "What do you find so funny! Now silence!" They all did what he said and calmed down. "Cid (A/N: From FF7) is very busy today as he is the head teacher. So I will be taking you for your geography lesson. So you are to read pages 144, 145 and 146 from your text books. This is to be done in silence! I don't want to hear a peep out of any of you!" Everyone got out their geography text books and turned to the right page. A few people started to read but most of them pretended to and took this time to pass notes. Vincent got a peice of paper and wrote on it, then he threw over to Tidus but instead of landing on the desk it hit him on the head then bounced off and landed on the table.
"Ow! What was that!" Tidus asked looking up at the ceiling. Yuna-Who was sat next to him-Nudged him and pointed to the paper.
"Ahh. I see." Tidus whispered. So he read the note: (A/N: Writing in bold italics is the notes)
Hello Blondie! Guess who?
Tidus wrote back and threw it to Vincent, and he read it.
Hey Vincent. What do you want? You're scaring me!
Vincent wrote back, Tidus read it.
Indeed I am Blondie. I just wanted to say hello, oh and say hi to your little girlfriend for me.
So Tidus nudged Yuna
"What?" Yuna asked.
"Vincent says hi." Tidus repplied.
"Okaaaayyyy. Tell him I say hi back." Yuna said sort of weirded (A/N: Is that even a word? LOL!) out. So Tidus wrote back Vincent read it.
Yuna says Hi too!
Vincent wrote back, Tidus read it. (A/N: God! How many times have I typed that!)
So now you're calling Yuna your girlfriend!
Tidus wrote back, Vincent read.
No you're the one that called her mt girlfriend. And...Well...She is.
Vincent wrote back, Tidus read.
Indeed I was Blondie. Does Yuna knoew that shes your girlfriend?
Tidus wrote back, Vincent read.
I don't know.
Vincent wrote back, but this time he threw the note over to Yuna, so she read it.
Hello Yuna. Do you know that Tidus calls you his girlfriend?
Yuna smiled and wrote back on the paper, Vincent read it.
No I didn't. Does he?
Vincent wrote back and Yuna read.
Indeed he does.
Yuna wrote back, Vincent read.
COOL!
Vincent wrote back, Yuna read it.
So do you like him saying that?
Yuna wrote back she was about to throw it but then...
"Miss Lescing (A/N: Sorry if anyone else has used this last name for Yuna, but I think it suits her!) what do you have there?" Auron asked. Everyone looked at Yuna.
"Um...My g-geography book sir." Yuna stammered.
"No! The thing in your hand." Auron corrected.
"This? Well...Its, my...Uh...Um...My um timetable. Yeah, thats it my timetable." Yuna replied. She wasn't a very quick thinker.
"Oh. Well may I take a look at it?" Auron asked.
"Well...Um...Not really sir." Yuna replied.
"Bring it here NOW!" Auron shouted.
"Uh...Okay." Yuna said quietly. She slowly got out of her seat and began walking to the front, all pairs of eyes were on her. She reached Auron's desk and handed him the note. Auron looked at it.
"As I suspected." Auron said.
"Read it out! Read it out! Read it out!" Cliff, Reno, Gippal and Shuyin shouted.
"Be quiet! I was going to read it out anyway." Auron replied.
"You what?" Tidus and Yuna asked.
"I'm reading it out." Auron replied. So he read the whole thing out to the class by the time he had finished Rikku was on the floor with laughter and Tidus and Yuna were dead embarressed. "So Vincent, Tidus and Yuna detention after school. And Rikku get off the floor!"
"Sorry." Rikku apoligised as she got up and sat back down. Just as she did the bell rang, so everyone put their books away, got up and walked out of the door to go home, that is except Vincent, Tidus and Yuna. Rikku and Lenne were waiting outside for Yuna they were standing with Shuyin and Wakka who were waiting for Tidus. No one was there for Vincent. (A/N: Awwwwww! Poor Vinnie! Cheese will wait for you Vinnie!)
"That was one of the funniest lessons ever!" Rikku exclaimed.
"Yeah it was!" Shuyin agreed.
"Yuna never was a good liar, and she still ain't!" Lenne laughed.
"Yeah it was a pretty lame excuse 'It's my...uh...um timetable." Wakka replied mimicing Yuna in a girly voice. They all laughed.
"Be quiet, they're coming." Lanne said as she saw Tidus, Vincent and Yuna walk out of the school building. Tidus and Yuna walked over to them, but Vincent just went over to his moterbike and drove off.
"Hi guys." Tidus greeted .
"Hey. How was detention man?" Wakka asked.
"He wasn't too hard on us." Tidus replied.
"So those were some great notes!" Shuyin laughed.
"Shut up bro." Tidus said
"We'd better go girls. Come on." Lenne said.
"Yeah lets go!" Rikku agreed
"Ok. Um bye Tidus. I'll see you tommorow.I hope I'm in the same group as you." Yuna said, then she walked over to her car with Lenne and Rikku.
"See ya." Tidus replied.
"Come on Tidus we'd better start packing." Shuyin told. (A/N: If you can't remember they're moving in with Wakka.) So they walked over to their car with Wakka.
Me: Yay! I did it! I would like to thank the following people for their reviews: Cheese, Digitalgirl89, Dancing summoner, Blackdeath6 and rikkume! I luv you all so much!
Tidus: Hey! I thought you luv me!
Me: Of course I luv you Tidus! You are the hottest man on earth! And Spira! I luv the reviewers cause they review me! But I luv you in a different way!
Tidus: Sweat drop Ok, thats confusing.
Me: You are so cute when you're confused! But then again you're always cute! Come ere Tidus! Give me a smooch! Chases Tidus out of the room.
Everyone else: Sweatdrop!
Gippal: Do you think he'll be okay?
Charlie: Yeah, he'll be okay...I hope.
Mirage: Maybe I should go and check on them. Goes and checks on them. Comes back in screaming.
Charlie: What? What's happened?
Mirage: They're making out. And I mean really making out.
Reno: I wanna see! I wanna see! Leaves the room to find Blondie and Tidus.
Rikku: Anyway please review! I'll give you a hug if you do! Bye-Bye xxxx!