Day after Day
Night after night
With nothing to say
But hello and goodnight
I stand at guard
At Gryffindor Tower
As important as it sounds
I have not much power
Students file in
And sometimes out in the night
There's never excitment
Not even a fight
Its so hard to keep track
Of a new passworda week
Some like "Caput Driconus"
Are simply unique
I don't like my job
It's such a bore
To stand in the hall
And guard a large door
But there are some good things
My portrait is shady
And my friend Violet is near
Yes, I'm the Fat Lady