AFTERWORDS

You are in a dark room. You sit down in a chair and wait for something to happen.

Nami: Excuse me? Can we have some light in here?

Suddenly a spotlight appears on Nami standing in the middle of a stage.

Nami: Thank you. Now… I'd like to thank all of you who read my friend's story.

Suddenly a girl with brown hair and bright blue eyes runs in and grabs the microphone.

Girl1: No forests were actually hurt in the making of this story.

Another girl rushes in. This one lookes like the first one except with green eyes.

Girl2: May! What are you doing? You know better than to get Nami mad!

May: Yeah, so what if she's mad?

Nami then proceeds to chase May around the stage. You are still sitting there watching the whole thing with a sweatdrop. Then Tea wanders in and sits down next to you. She is holding popcorn. "How's the show?" she asks and offers you popcorn.

Girl2: We are sorry about some technical diffuculties we may be having duck but Nami seems to be out of control.

May: Luc! Help me!

Luc: It's your own fault!

Zuko wanders in looking for Nami.

Zuko: Nami? Are you in here? ducks fire I guess she is.

Nami: Zuko! Save me from these idiots!

Nami runs over to Zuko and starts kissing him. May walks over to Luc with her clothes all torn and sizzling.

May: Thanks for nothing Luc. looks down at clothing Well, this is nothing a little magic can't fix. waves hand and clothes are fixed

Luc: looks over at Zuko and Nami

May: looks over at Zuko and Nami too Awww. How sweet.

Luc: Yeah. I hope we get invited to the wedding. wipes a tear

May: Yeah, we did a great job getting them together.

Luc: All we had to do was tell her that Zuko was a formidable enemy then sit back and watch.

May: We had other roles too remember.

Luc: Oh yeah! Like setting the forest on fire and hurting Zuko.

May: And then pretending to be a bandit.

Luc: Yeah, my hair still smells like burning wood. We also told her archenemy where she was.

Nami: looks up WHAT! YOU TOLD HIM WHERE I WAS!

Nami then proceeds to strangle Luc while May is trying to pry Nami off Luc. You are still watching everything with mild ausement. Then Zuko steps up to the microphone. Besides you Tea screams and glomps Zuko before he can say anything. You hear a rumbling noise and look at the doors. They are shaking. Suddenly, they burst open and in pours fan girls They carry everyone away and leave you thunderstruck. Uncle then steps cautiously on to the stage.

Uncle: Thank you for watching our show. Nami really seems to like Zuko even though he is extremely jealous of Yami Yugi's hot voice.

Zuko: from outside I AM NOT! AUGH! STUPID FANGIRLS! Blasts them away with a burst of fire

Uncle: Yes you are…and everybody knows it Zuko.

Zuko runs in to the theater and chases Uncle around. Nami, Luc and May step in looking very ragged. Nami jumps on stage.

Nami: Thank you for watching and goodnight.

Luc: holding a wrench to keep fangirls and guys away Stay away or I'll hurt you so bad that you'll be eating through a straw for three years!

May: bobs her over the head You idiot. We want to keep them away not kill them. We'll get sued.

Luc: Where's the leak ma'am?

Yami: walks in Um…did I miss something? Hey…is this May's hair ribbon. looks around secretly then pockets it shuffles off

The light dims and leaves everyone in darkness.

(I know. It's kinda stupid but my friend wanted me to do it)

Thank you for reading. Your friendly writer, May 