Kat: I am a woman of few words in case you haven't noticed.

Abbey: HAPPY BLORTHOG!!!

Disclaimer: If you reconize the character then he/she/it belongs to J.K.

Rowling, not the horrible little ugly hags sitting to my left.

Kat:What happened to the compliments?

Abbey: You're fired!!

Kat:Thank you Abbey.Well...Here's the story!!

CHAPTER 2

The next morning, Lily was awoken by a flash of light, a yelp, and the smell of burned paper.

"The capital of Saturn is Albus Dumbledore!" yelled a very confused Lily as she woke up.

"Oooookay, what just happened?" A girl named Emia asked.

"Something just exploded!" yelled a girl named Shyan.

"No duh, Shy-Shy!" Emia yelled back.

Lily was sitting up in her bed, just trying to figure out where the heck she was. Then she remembered and she felt the blood rush to her face as she blushed.

"Let's look around and try to find whatever it was that exploded." Lily said.

Everyone was searching in vain until Kayla held up an object about the size of a small cat.

"It's a Filibuster's Wet-start, No-Heat Firework!" exclaimed Demi.

"Very descriptive title, don't you think?" said Shyan dryly. Demi glared at her.Shyan stuck her tongue out in return.

Lily grabbed the firework and looked closely at it."I know exactly where it came from too." murmured Lily.

In James' dorm

"That was priceless!" said James, wiping tears from his eyes and grinning.

" It's like that muggle commercial. Ways to get a Lady:1.Buy hundreds of lilies to spread all over her dorm,50 galleons.2.Buy diamonds and rubies and other junk, and give them to her,100 galleons.3.Set off a firework in her dorm, PRICELESS. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else,there's owl post." quipped Sirius, also grinning and bouncing on his bed like a hyperactive owl that just had 30 pounds of owl nip.

"When do we set up phase two?" asked James.

"You'll see." replied Sirius, with a mischievous glint in his eye.

the common room

"How dare you!" screamed Lily as she slapped James in the face. "you pervert! You're not supposed to be in a girl's dormitory!"

"I wasn't." James said, rubbing his cheek where she had slapped him. "I was standing at the bottom of the stairs and a firework came out of nowhere and it bounced against the walls into your dormitory."

Lily snorted. "Like I'd believe that! I know it was you. It had your name on it. Literally!" She stuck her hand in her bag and brought out the firework.It had the words "JAMES POTTER" written across it in gold letters. "See?" huffed Lily.

"My ….um…my cousin does that. Every time he gets his grubby little hands on a firework, he puts my name on it…he adores me, you see.." James stuttered.

Lily interrupted him."Don't give me that rubbish, Potter, because no matter what you say, I'm still not going to believe you. Just wait till Professor McGonagall hears about this!"

James paled. "Please, Lily, don't tell! I promise I won't ever do it again, just DON'T TELL!

Lily paused. "I'll think about it. But in the meantime……"

Back in Lily's dorm

"I hope she's not too hard on him!" whimpered Demi. She was sitting on her bed, supposedly doing homework.

"Oh, be quiet Demi, I'm sure they're both fine." Said Emia rather irritatedly

Suddenly, they head a yell.

" That was a man's yell!" Demi shouted, jumping up and running out the door." Don't worry James, I'll save you!

"She seriously needs to get over him." said Shyan, shaking her head. Emia and Kayla nodded in response.

Kat: BYE!!!

Abbey:BYE!!!!!!! P.S. I'm on SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!