Chapter Two: Actually these are the lessons! Wow…

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We do not own Tennis no Ohjisama (Prince of Tennis) and we never will.

Sorry it took so long to get to the actual plot, we're kind of slow with that stuff. Haha.

'Ugh,' said Kaoru, trying to get his stupid dancing shoes on. 'These are too too small!'

'Oh,' said Momo, taking them out of his worst enemies hands. 'These are Shusuke's.'

Shusuke smiled. 'Thank you Momoshiro, here are your shoes Kaoru, they are much too large for my feet,' Shusuke exchanged shoes with Kaoru and put them on.

They were all stuck in the back of Coach Ryuzaki's car. Inui was sitting in the front and giving her directions.

Taka looked uncomfortable in his dancing clothes. 'This stuff is creepy looking.'

'No it's not,' said Kunimitsu putting on his hair gelly (yeah!).

They arrived.

They entered the studio.

'Hello!' said a tall blonde woman wearing a black skirt and oxford shirt. 'You're the tennis people right?'

'Yes,' said Sadaharu, he handed her several cheques from the team members' parents. 'This is the correct amount right, sorry there are so many of them.'

'That's all right, so it's all boys?' she looked at Ryuzaki.

'I'm leaving,' Ryuzaki left. She opened the door a crack. 'I'll pick them up at 7 okay?'

'But its two now…' said Ryoma, looking at his swatch (Swiss watch).

'I know,' said the dance lady. 'My name is Emma, I'm not from Japan, I'm from Scotland.'

'That would explain the freakish accent,' muttered Kaoru, hissing.

'What?' she glared at him. He glared back. This went on for a few minutes.

Then Kaoru turned. 'Feh…' he walked over towards the corner.

'Right,' she said. 'Anyone else want to comment on my accent? No? Then let's get started. The first dance I am going to teach you is the Swing dance.'

Momo yawned.

'It's from around the forties and fifties, the counting is two slower beats and then two quick ones, one—two—three-four, you try it. You, and all of you are going to be doing the boys parts, stand with your feet slightly apart, then you take your left leg and move it out, that'd be one. Then you rock back on your right leg, two, and then you take you left foot, put it behind your right foot, 3, and then rock back on your right foot, 4. Then you go back to the beginning, only don't put your feet together every-time because you only do that at the very beginning.'

After half an hour of teaching the simple steps of swing dancing she told them all to stand still. 'I'm going to call my sister, Morgan and my friend Gisele. You can dance with them,' she said. 'I know there will only be three of us but you can take turns unless you want to dance with each other.' She peered around the room with a raised eyebrow. They shivered. 'I didn't think so.' She walked upstairs.

'This is boring!' Kunimitsu sat down on the floor and started to rub his feet. 'To think that anyone would ever want to get paid to do this is beyond me.'

'I have relatives who dance,' Kaoru looked at Kunimitsu. 'You're just low that's all.'

'You like being one of the regulars, Kaido?' asked Kunimitsu in a threatening voice. Kaoru nodded. 'Then don't insult your Captain.'

'To his face,' whispered Eiji to Shuichiro, who laughed.

'I heard that,' said Kunimitsu. 'And your not allowed to insult me behind my back either, I have a spy.' He glanced at Shusuke and Shuichiro who whistled conspicuously. 'They tell me everything that goes on behind my back.'

Eiji looked at Shuichiro like he was some kind of traitor.

Emma came down stairs with two very pretty women. 'This is Morgan,' she pointed to a girl with gingery-blonde hair. 'And this is Gisele,' she pointed to a tall woman with dark hair, arching eyebrows and a hooked nose, she looked kind of like a not-ugly female Kaoru.

'Hello,' said the girls.

'Hi,' said the guys.

'I'm letting Morgan and Gisele pick out their partners, I'm dancing with Kunimitsu,' Emma looked at Kunimitsu who was still sitting on the floor and rubbing his feet. 'Put back on your shoes.'

'Yes madame,' Kunimitsu slipped back on his shoes and stood up.

'We're going to be listening to some Benny Goodman music,' said Emma. 'Which was written for this kind of music.'

'whatever,' said all the guys.

Gisele picked Kaido, no surprises there, and he was extremely good, blast.

Morgan picked Takashi who was also really good, but looked uncomfortable through the entire thing, curses.

The first dancing lesson ended with half of the team never getting to dance and the other half thoroughly enjoying themselves.

Coach came to pick them up at 7 o'clock.

'Hope they didn't humiliate the school,' said the coach.

'Au contraire,' Gisele gave Kaoru a significant look, which he returned by blushing furiously and walking into the door.

When they got back to their homes everyone was exhausted and fell straight asleep, except Shusuke, who had a nightmare and had to sleep with his mummy and daddy. Pathetic… not really.

End of chapter two. So in the next chapter will maybe be: a jar of delicious Mayo, a breakdown, and some odd odd shusuke stuff.

Preview: 'I've got to tell you Kunimitsu, I really really love-

'I will die without the mayo!'

and

'I can't do this anymore!'

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