Chapter 1- Getting It
"Bart!" Lisa yells in her brother's ear. "Bart!" she yelled again.
"Stop!" Bart yelled. He got out of bed in his green PJ's. Lisa was already up and dressed. So was everyone else. Bart changed into his blue jeans and redish–orangeish-top. He went down stairs and found breakfast on the table. "Good morning Bart," said his mother Marge. "Eat your oatmeal"
"Mom! This is NOT oatmeal! It's mush!"
"Well, all they had left was store brand kind."
"It's very good son. Especially with salt!" said his dad, Homer.
"Dad! That's not salt! You discised the sugar!" yelled Bart.
"Why you little!" Homer ran to Bart and started to choke him.
A quiet "moan" came from Marge.
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"Who is this again? And why is he on the video camera?" asked Mr. Burns
"That's Homer Sipson sir. You liked his work so put a video camera in his house" said Mr. Smithers.
"Oh. Well take him off! He is boring me to death!"
"Yes sir."
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"Bart! Someone's at the door! Can you get it?" Marge asked bart.
"Homer! Someone's at the door! Can you get it?" Bart asked Homer.
"Lisa! Someone's at the door! Can you get it?" Homer asked Lisa. Lisa groaned and got up. "It's Mr. Smithers!" yelled Lisa. Mr. Smithers walked in and climbed up on the table. He un-hooked the video camera and left.
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Bart was in his 4'th grade classroom with his teacher, Ms. Krabople. He was looking out the window, and watching Willie rake the leaves. Bart wasn't listening, but he had very good luck. When he wasn't listening and the teacher called on him, he always said Hot Air Balloon. "What can Float, and is filled with hot air? Bart?" asked the teacher. It was riddle day, and she was asking some riddles. "Hot Air Balloon," answered Bart. "Great job!" At the end of the day, Bart got a card, that said ONLY FOR THE ADULT SIMPSONS EYES! But Bart opened it anyway.His jawdropped.
AUTHERS NOTE: I watch the simpsons a lot. This just came to me. Please R&R. Next chapter is coming up soon.
