Chapter 2- Lisa's Report
Lisa is a nice girl, in the nice Second grade. Just think that over twice. Here's one thing you need to know for this chapter. The flashbacks are in Italic.
"Hey Lisa, excited about reports?" asked Nelson. His bully friends were right behind him.
"Maybe." Lisa smiled. She chuckled. She couldn't help thinking about the time, where Nelson proposed to her.
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"Lisa, will you marry me?" Nelson got out a big box.
Lisa opened the box. She saw a ring saying ''Nelson and Lisa will have a sleepover'
"Why, I am touched! Of course I will have a sleepover!- But seriously, why didn't you ask, Lisa, wanna have a sleepover?"
"I don't know."
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Lisa chuckled, and walked back inside. "See ya later Nelson." She smiled.
"Dude," said one of Nelsons friends behind his back. Nelson turned around. "Shut up." He yelled. He walked back inside
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"Today, I will be handing out the re-" Lisa couldn't hold it in any longer. "Reports!" she shouted.
"Yes. The reports you did last Friday; Lisa, one detention for yelling out loud."
"I hate this day." Lisa mumbled.
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Lisa had her afternoon snack, two chocolate chip cookies and a milk- box. Then, it was free time. You could get a head start on your homework, you could play games inside, you can take a walk, talk to your friends, anything you like. Of course, the kids chose to go out and play. Lisa went outside and found her brother. "Hey Bart!" Lisa hugged him. "Ewe! Get off of me! Guys! Help! Girl cooties!" Bart's friends grabbed Lisa away from him. "Hey! That ain't fair!"
"Wait. Boys, let her go." Bart said.
"I ain't allowed to hug my own bro?" Lisa said. She had a new sort of attitude.
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Everybody came inside. It was 2:00. "Almost time to go home!" cried Lisa.
"I would like to talk to you about report cards" said Ms. Hoover.
"Yes!" Lisa jumped in the air, just when Bart came in.
"Uh, uh… I mean cool" said Lisa.
"Remember, it doesn't matter what grades you get. Unless you're me!" She laughed. "Now, I will call up names and you can come up and get your report card." Lisa stared up at the teacher. She nodded, and kept nodding, until…the time came. "Lisa Simpson" said Ms. Hoover. "Yes?" Lisa replied. Ms. Hoover looked up from the report cards in her hand. "Come get your report card." She said. "Oh." Lisa got up from her seat. As she was walking up to the front of the class room, she said, "Right." Lisa took one look at her report card. Her jaw dropped.
"Since you guys are working hard, and extra quiet, you gat an extra 5 minutes of recess. Lisa put her report card in her Homework folder, and walked outside.
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"Hey Lisa!" Nelson yelled.
"Get away you jerk." Lisa mumbled.
"Lisa?"
"I said, GET AWAY!"
"Lisa? I would like to see you in my office" said Skinner.
"Go away, Skinner." Lisa said.
"It's Principle Skinner to you young lady!"
"Go away you jerk."
"Lisa!" Skinner yelled.
"God. Jerk. Is that all you can say?" Bart walked up to Lisa. Lisa turned to Bart.
"Yes." She mumbled.
"We need to work on you. Boys!" yelled Bart. A ton of boys came dashing over to her and Bart. They were all wearing the same thing.
"Is that…?" asked Lisa confusingly.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Lisa screeched at the top of tiny, little lungs.
AUTHERS NOTE: Please R&R! I spent 3 days on this! Please tell me if you would like the chapters longer, shorter, or if they're just fine.
