Kumiko: saa…it seems I'm updating XD
Ryoma: …mada mada dane T.T

Kumiko: (gives ryoma a noogie)

Ryoma: ;-;

Fuji: (pats Ryoma on the back)

Kumiko: for mada-chan :3 (maybe I've been fully converted…you never know XD) I've realized that I haven't actually written any kind of disclaimer before, so I'll write one now!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters, they were all wonderfully made by Konomi Takeshi (did I get that right? O.o) I also do not own the "Saru, Gorilla, Chimpanzee!" song that will be inserted in here. It was included by someone on livejournal. (It was a recording of Oishi trying not to sing "Saruuu, Gorillaaa, Chimpanzeeee!" and then Tezuka couldn't hold it in anymore so thus he sings it XD))

Kumiko: since everyone wanted Tezuka to show up again, and also for Kikumaru's pranks to return, this chapter is dedicated to just that! Oh and also sushidono's little baby piggys n.n

Phase 8 (Chapter 8) – Revenge of the Hyper Remix Juice (HRJ)

Step 1 – Recreate the drink called "Hyper Remix Juice"

"Bwahahaha….." an evil laugh filled the halls of Seishun Gakuen, where the Seigaku regulars were having lunch.

"Nyan…Fuji! Where did Inui go? He was going to help me with my homework! Naaa, Fuji help me!"

"Saa…Eiji, you didn't do your homework again?" Syuusuke Fuji smirked at his neko-like classmate.

"Mou…Fuji, don't say it like that! I do my homework sometimes…when Oishi helps me. See! I did this work by myself, even without Oishi!" Kikumaru held up a page with a few sentences written upon it.

"What is your name? Kikumaru Eiji-desuuu! Where do you go to school? Seishun Gakuen!

Who is next to you right now? Naa…it's Ochibi-chan! He seems to be choking on a hamburger…maybe I should help…" Fuji read. "Eiji….this is a survey…"

"Eh heh heh…but I did it by myself, ne?"

Before Fuji could answer, someone came bursting in to their classroom.

"Fuji! Eiji! I've come to my senses, and I want to do a prank with you!" To Kikumaru and Fuji's surprise, the fellow regular was none other than Tezuka Kunimitsu.

"Te…zuka? Nyannn! What did you do with the real Tezuka? This isn't Tezu-chan at all!" Kikumaru ran to sulk in a corner.

"Maa…this seems like the work of Inui's "Hyper Remix Juice"…ne? Eiji?" Fuji dragged both energetic Tezuka and sulking Kikumaru out of the classroom out on to the Seigaku tennis courts.

Step 2 – Plan a prank on Echizen Ryoma.

"Momo-senpai! You're being a HUGE pig again! Not only did you steal my Ponta this morning, you also ate all 20 melon breads you bought from the cafeteria! If you eat anymore, you'll explode." Ryoma was yet again scolding his best buddy and senpai.

"But you see, Echizen, if you don't eat things in large portions, it doesn't taste as good!" Momoshiro continued to eat a package of potato chips.

Ryoma really wondered how his senpai could keep fit even with all that tennis practice.

"Nyannnnnn! Ochibi! Momo! Come here!" Kikumaru jumped up and down and started to drag the kouhais towards their destination.

At the Seigaku tennis courts –

"Saruuuuuuuu, Gorilla, Chimpanzeeeeeeee!" Tezuka sang at the top of his lungs.

Fuji didn't know how this idiot in front of him could possibly be the Tezuka Kunimitsu. He made a mental note not to drink any of Inui's Hyper Remix Juice ever again…or at least not find out what happened after he drank it.

"Hayaku hayaku! Ochibi! Momo!" Kikumaru gave Fuji the signal to hide.

"Tezuka, let's go! We have to hide before Echizen sees us!" the lively version of Tezuka was 10 times harder to pull than the normal Tezuka, as Fuji found out.

"Ahhhh it's horrible! Tezuka drank some of Inui's newly made juice and..and…nyaa! It's just too horrible to say!" Eiji pointed towards some bushes and faked a sob.

"Tezuka…" Momo said. "…-buchou?" Ryoma ended. The two peeked behind the bush to find something quite surprising.

"A PIG?" Momoshiro and Ryoma shouted in confusion.

"Kikumaru-senpai, are you telling us that Tezuka-buchou turned in to this little baby PIG?" Echizen Ryoma was very confused indeed.

"Nyannnn, isn't it just evil? Who would have thought Inui's evil juice had this kind of affect?"

Momoshiro stood speechless while poking the little pig on its side.

Somewhere else, watching the commotion…

Fuji couldn't believe the success in the prank so far. Echizen and Momoshiro bought it so much that they began to try talking to the pig.

"Maaa..Echizen and Momoshiro are quite thick aren't they? Believing that I turned in to such a cute and charming little piggy!" Tezuka continued to show effects of the Hyper Remix Juice.

Fuji didn't know which to be scared of more, Ryoma and Momoshiro trying to make the pig do the zeshiki drop shot, or the real-but-not-quite-real Tezuka being awfully…un-Tezuka like.

The remaining Seigaku regulars were continuing their lunch hour practice, when they realized that five of the regulars were very late.

"I wonder where they went…I hope they didn't get hurt or anything…" Oishi paced around and around until he got dizzy.

"Fshuuu….that baka Momo is probably lining up to buy more food to stuff down that mouth of his…fshuuu…."

"Maybe we should look for them…ne, Oishi?" Kawamura was currently not holding his racket and Inui was doing his best to keep Kawamura away from it until he needed it.

"Hai…we should. Maybe I can collect some 'Ii Data'."

Step 3 – Cleaning Up a Prank/Getting to the Bottom of Hyper Remix Juice

"Buchou…Why are you eating my homework…?" Echizen Ryoma stared at the pink animal engulfing his English homework.

"Maybe, Tezuka-buchou has developed a liking for grammar, periods and graphite."

Even Kikumaru couldn't believe the gibberish that was coming out of the mouths of the two confused Seigaku Regulars. Too bad he didn't have his camera.

Somewhere else, someone else did. The shutter bug couldn't resist keeping some form of evidence of this event, and also the fact that it was hilarious watching Ryoma just standing there watching the little pink pig devour his homework.

"Oi! Fuji! Look! It's a butterfly!" the Hyper Remix Juice intoxicated buchou chased after the fluttering creature.

"Click!" Fuji Syuusuke just HAD to have a shot of the 'Tezuka Butterfly Dance'.

"Fuji! Tezuka! What are you doing here? We have practice, remember?" Seigaku's fukubuchou walked up to the sadist and 'formally serious' Tezuka.

"Oishi! Anou…saa…it seems that Echizen and Momoshiro have lost it and now think that that baby pig is Tezuka…maa, it's very sad."

"What happened? Are they okay? Are you okay? Is Tezuka okay…? Why is he poking a mushroom…?"

Fuji sighed and dragged Tezuka to the nurse's office. "I'll explain inside, Oishi."

Back with Kikumaru, Ryoma, Momoshiro and Tezu…er the pig –

Kikumaru knew that Fuji's original plan was to make Ryoma and Momoshiro shocked, but as much as they were, they also seemed to be having fun.

"Ochibi, Momo! Look over there! It's a flying hamburger!" to Eiji's amazement, the freshmen and sophomore turned around. In that second, Kikumaru picked up the pig and hid it behind a tree.

"Where, Kikumaru-senpai? I don't see one…look what you did, you made me hungry!" Ryoma rubbed his stomach and turned around to find 'Tezuka' gone. "Where'd Buchou go?"

"Ah..gomen gomen! I didn't mean to make you hungry, Ochibi-chan! Maybe it was just a cloud…nyannnn Tezuka ran in to the building! I think you should just leave him alone..ne, Ochibi?"

"Ah…I guess…Momo-senpai, let's go get something to eat."

"Now who's the pig, Echizen?"

"Buchou is."

"Nyahhhhh…." Kikumaru sighed and headed towards the nurse's office.

In the nurse's office –

"Inui, why did you feed Tezuka Hyper Remix Juice?" Fuji was interested in Inui's motives.

"Ah…that is a secret…"

"How long will the effects last?"

"They should wear off by the end of the day."

"It's going to be a long day…"

"SARUUUUU, GORILLLA, CHIMPANZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"……Ii data, ne Inui?"

"Ii data, indeed."

The next day, in the freshman class –

"Echizen!"

"Hai, sensei."

"Where's your homework?"

"Buchou ate it."

"Echizen.."

"Hai?"

"Go outside for a few minutes."

"…hai…"

End of Phase 8 -------

Revenge of the Hyper Remix Juice (HRJ)

Result: UNKNOWN

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Kumiko: ahh..i finally updated and it sucks XD

Ryoma: Mada Mada Dane

Kumiko: T.T gomen nasai, I didn't really make a conclusion to it, I tried writing this with writer's block X.x

Ryoma: (twist serves Kumiko)

Kumiko: what was that for? X.T

Ryoma: Kumiko wa baka.

Kumiko: ;-;

Kikumaru: Mata Raishuu! (until Kumiko-san updates, but that will probably be more than a week nyann…)