When Draco finished, the crowd stayed silent. Draco just shrugged. He was just about to walk off stage, when the crowd burst into applause.

"I'm in shock. That was excellent. Bravo! Well our next singer, or should I say singers, are, Fred and George Weasley!"

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa we believe She'd been drinking to much eggnog

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her medication

And she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

She had hoof prints on her forehead!

And incriminating claw marks on her back

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and grandpa we believe

Now we're all so proud of grandpa

He's been taking this so well

Sitting in there watching football

Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

It's not Christmas without grandma

All the family dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up the gifts or send them back? (send them back!)

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and grandpa we believe

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig (ah)

And the blue and silver candles

That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves!

You should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and grandpa we believe

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and grandpa we believe