Chapter 2
A mysterious noble entered the city of Sakhmet full of confidence.
Jazan: Damn! That castle is the shiz!
Uni: Fo rizzle!
-Jazan rides through the town, waving to people crowding around him-
Nabile: Looks like Amira has another admirer.
Tomos: -giggles for no reason because he's gay like that-
Jazan: -places elegant hand upon his chest- I am Prince Jazan the Fourth...yadda yadda yadda. Basically, I came here from far away to see the Princess. Trekking this huge desert was a real bitch, so let me pass.
Blue Tonu Guard: Duh...nobody seez thuh princess without a appointmint.
Jazan: God, man. Are you retarded?
Blue Tonu Guard: Princess Amira alwayz sed I was thuh most speshal guard in her palace:)
Jazan: Ah, I see. Well anyways, I do have an appointment...with destiny! -holds up scroll-
Uni: Psht, that was some corny line!
Brown Tonu Guard: Ohhh...pretty paper...
Jazan: Perhaps some coins will make you fine young men change your minds, eh? -leans over and nudges him- Psst...they got weed in 'em...
Purple Tonu Guard: -steps aside while winking- Well...you DO have an appointment after all!
Jazan: -whispers to himself- Yes...I'll make sure not to kill you when I take over this place...
Purple Tonu Guard: What was that?
Jazan: Oh, nothing! -walks on-
The great hall of the palace is very grand indeed...
...where Princess Amira is holding council.
Jazan: -bursts through curtains- Behold! I am Prince Jazan the Fourth, ruler of Qasala.I have travelled a great distance for an audience with the Princess.
Vyassa: Did you have to throw in that 'Behold'?
Amira: Shut up you! -turns to Jazan- What is the meaning of this? How dare you bursts in while I am holding court!
Jazan: -bows down- Forgive me Princess, it has been a long ride.
Me(from behind the curtains): Ugh! How could you bow to such a snobby, rich little daddy's girl!
Amira: Hmph! Did any of you just hear anything? I know I didn't! -grins innocently-
Me: Oh! You did NOT just diss me! -rolls up sleeve and starts walking towards her-
Von Roo: -pulls me back- Dear...what have I told you about letting others get to you?
Me: -pushes him away- Lemme go! That little bitch needs a foot! Right up her-(gets whacked on the head and dragged away)
Automated Voice in speaker: We apologize for any difficulties. You may now continue.
Amira: -yawns boredly- Let me guess, Prince of Who-Knows-Where. You are here to ask for my hand in marriage...
Jazan: How did you...? Of course, You already know. Then you shall come back with me at once, and we will be married before the month grows old.
Group of people: -gigglesnort- He's such a n00b at this! XD
Amira: How dare you! You shall have the same response as all the other suitors. No! I will never marry you, or anyone else for that matter!
Lisha: Aw, shucks! -walks away broken hearted-
Jazan: -holds up scroll- Oh, but you will! You are betrothed to me, and you will be my bride!
Amira: Guards! Take this fraudster...fraudster...what kind of word is that? Ugh, just see that this asshole leaves the city immediately!
Vyassa: Ohh...REJECTED, MUCH? XDD
Jazan: You will regret this! You are legally mine. I will be back!
Furious, but with no choice, Prince Jazan rides out of Sakhmet.
Tomos: Let's follow him Nabile. I'm sure he has more than enough cash to spare.
End of Chapter 2