A.N.

Be easy on me okay… this is my first Inu-Yasha fanfic! Have fun! -

Arrius (I do not own Inu-Yasha!)

What I Wouldn't Do

Chapter 1: A Day Like Any Other?

Kagome Higurashi has always believed that if you want something bad enough, it would come to you. The only thing that she wanted more than to get into a good high school, was the man, or should I say half-demon, of her dreams, Inu-Yasha.

"HEY! Wench! Get over here and tell me which direction the jewel shards are in!" Inu-Yasha stood atop a hill, ominous rain clouds rolling away over the plains. His growling voice was barely audible above the roaring thunder.

And it was too bad for her that he only thought of her as a "jewel detector".

"WHY DON'T YOU SAY PLEASE FOR A CHANGE!" the miko sulked over the disgruntled Inu-Yasha, a couple of days without fighting demons always made him edgy. Her clothes were soaked to the skin, and if things couldn't get any worse, she had just realized that Miroku was staring at her legs. Sango had also noticed this and dealt him a resounding smack, harder than usual.

"Why don't you try and make me? And like you can, you're just a pathetic little…" Inu-Yasha turned to see a ver scary sight, and he knew what was forming on Kagome's lips before she even said it. Miroku was in the back ground, his eyes wide and his face red.

"SIT BOY!" mud splattered over the drying top soil, "SIT BOY!"

Inu-Yasha's hair now resembled a baldly overgrown garden. "SIT!SIT!SIT! SIT! SIT! SITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!" Kagome stalked off in the direction of Kaede's village, nose in the air. Her bow slung over one shoulder and her yellow bag on the other.

Miroku stepped over to him and peered down at the now muddy, bruised, sore, disgruntled hanyou.

"Do you need any help getting up?" A growl was enough to set him hot on Kagome's heels. Shippo shook his head.

"Jeez, whatever you did to deserve fourteen sits in a row musta been bad." Hopping over Inu-Yasha, the kitsune dashed a head of Miroku and Sango to perch on Kagome's yellow bag.

Five Hours Later

"WHAT THE HELLS WAS THAT FOR!" Inu-Yasha's face was mere inches from Kagome's.

"YOU DESERVED THEM!" she yelled right back, drawing herself nose to nose with him. Neither noticed that the others were still within earshot nor the fact that the villagers were now gathering around them.

"LIKE HELL I DID! YOU'VE BEEN A REAL PAIN IN MY ASS!"

"AND YOU ARE NO WALK IN THE PARK EITHER!"

"YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION!"

"AND WHY SHOULD I! YOU'RE BEING RUDE ABOUT IT!"

"I'M BEING RUDE!"

"YES!"

"YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH!"

"DOG BREATH!'

"IDIOT!"

And for the second time that day Inu-Yasha was a decoration on the ground. Kagome stared down at the fuming Inu-Yasha, tears coursing down her flushed cheeks. Without a word to anyone, she picked up her big yellow bag and ran as fast as it would allow her to go, past Kaede's hut, out of the village, and through the forest right to the well. She stood atop and glared into the darkness.

"Inu-Yasha… I hate your fucking guts."

A blue light and the smell of exhaust fumes filled her nose, she was home.

A.N.

Up next… What the hell did I do? Sorry that this chapter was so short!