(Trust me people, this isn't a good chapter. This one's gonna suck.)
Jazan: -pops up-That's because I didn't appear in this chapter!
Me: -pushes him back down- Shush!
Chapter 6
Nabile: This can't be!
Tomos: Cities don't just disappear! -starts crying- Horace! The Scarabs! Everything! It's all gone!
Nabile: -hands him a tissue- It's okay Tomos. We will find them again--somehow.
Tomos: But where will we live? What will we do?
Nabile: -puts her hands on his shoulders- We'll go to the ruined city. It's the only place to find shelter for the night.
With the light fading fast, the pair has no choice but to follow Jazan's tracks back to the ruins of Qasala.
(Next scene shows them walking into the ruined city)
Tomos: Man...this'll never win any Neohome spotlights...
Nabile: There has to be somewhere we can rest here.
Finding a sheltered spot, Nabile and Tomos try to make themselves comfortable.
Little do they know, Sakhmet has not been destroyed.Everyone lives on in an altered dimension...
Magical Trevor: Anyone seen my cow?
Cow: Moo. I'm eating beans. Moo.
Magical Trevor: -slaps forehead- I thought I sent you to the parallel dimension, not this damn altered one.
Cow: Nope.-eats more beans with Ragu- Moo.
...where a swarm of undead creatures pursue them.
Undead Wocky: Oooooh...I'm so scary...
Little aisha kid: -stares at him for a second- YOU SUCK! -kicks his leg and runs off-
Tonu Guard: Our plight worsens, my lady. All the city walls are breached. The people of Sakhmet are barricading themselves in their homes but more creatures pour in every minute.
Amira: Yeah, tell me something I don't know!
Tonu Guard: Uh...well...the town idiot is still out there...and he's wearing somebody's underwear on his head...
Amira: Ugh...something I DON'T know, not something I don't NEED to know!
The citizens of Sakhmet can do little to protect themselves from the creatures...
Blumaroo: -drags her kid into the house-
Undead Scorchio(in a slow, singsong, horror movie kind of voice): I see you...
Amira: It seems we are drastically outnumbered and as yet have discovered no means to thwart these monsters. We must find their weakness and save our people.
(Next scene moves to Nabile and Tomos in the ruined city)
...while Nabile and Tomos sleep in what they think is the relative safety of the ruins.
-CRACK-
Nabile(suddenly wakes up): What was that? -leans over and shakes Tomos- Wake up, Tomos!
Tomos(is half awake): asdfjklagdhdf...Huh...what? -blinks-
Nabile: Quick, put out the fire. We don't want anyone to know we're here.
(Nightsteed walks by with killer flames coming from beneath his hoofs)
Nabile: GASP!
Tomos: -puts a hand over her mouth- SHH!
Adam: -pops up- Here, use this! -hands him Neopian Times issue 1-
Tomos: GASP! The lost issue! -thwacks Nabile over the head with it-
Nabile: Thankyou. -rubs head- Did you see that? What was it?
Tomos: I don't know, but I don't want it finding us. Keep quiet!
Nightsteed: Fee, fye, fo, fum! I smell the blood of...of...Oh fiddlesticks, what is that smell? It smells like...hmm...Gelert? Lupe? Argh, my sense of smell just isn't as good as it once was...Oh wait! I know! It's an ixi and a lupe! And they're right underneath my fe--gets tackled by Kyre-
Kyre: Weee heee! NIGHTSTEED! The steed of Night! -showers him with non-existant spoons- They don't exist, I tell ye!
Nightsteed: Eeep! Not you again! -runs away-
Kyre: -follows him- Wait! Get back here! I still have to shower you with yogurt!
Me: -pops up- It's the gurt of yo!
Kyre: Yes, that too.
Nabile: Phew! That was a close one!
End.
Behind the scenes:
(What, you thought that was all? Shame on you!)
Jazan: Well, this chapter sucked. It didn't even have a glimpse of me and my sexyness in it!
Me: Oh please, stop being so full of yourself. We really don't need another Garin.
Garin: Hey! I am not full of mysel-OH MY GOSH! WHERE IS MY MIRROR! Did I drop it somewhere? -grabs Jacques- Oh Jacques, please help me find my baby! I can't see my beautiful self without it!
Me: Yep. Full of yourself.
Jacques: Garin...your mirror is in your back pocket...
Garin: Oh, thank goodness!
Isca: -mutters- What a crybaby...
Me: So...who wants pizza?
Everyone: -raises hand-
Me: Okay. Extra cheese, pepperoni, sausage-
Jacques: Hee hee...I like sausage...
Garin: -backs away slowly- O.O!
Jacques: What? Sausage is good!
Me: ...and...OLIVES!
Everyone else: NOO!
Me: Aww fine! -dials number while grumbling- You guys suck...
(Okay, now there's really no more. We all want to eat our pizza in peace)
Darth Vader: Yeah, and I'm not really Jazan's father...for any of you who were wondering..
Narrator: But I'm still going to ask ridiculous questions!
Sloth: -pull out laser-
PLEASE STAND BY
Me: No! No! Shoo! All of you pesky people! REALLY!