Jazan: Weeee! I'm in this one!
Me: Shh!
Chapter 7
In the ruins of Qasala, Tomos and Nabile pray that the terrible uni doesn't see them.
-Scarabug flies by and scares Tomos-
Tomos: Eep! -accidentally hits arm on wall-
-THUNK-
Nabile: Aw, hell no!
Nightsteed: Ha! I found you! You're it!
Nabile: Not this time, sucka! Run!
(Nabile and Tomos run off)
Nabile: Faster, Tomos!
Tomos: Quick, in here!
Nabile: Wait, how did you get in front of me?
Tomos: Blame them! -points to the Neopet artists-
Nightsteed: There is no use hiding, little ones. I will find you soon enough! I know you are close, I can smell your fear.
Nabile: Um, no, that's just Tomos' B.O.
Tomos: Hey!
Nabile: -shrugs-
Tomos: There's no way out!
Nightsteed: Do you know what happens to intruders in Qasala?
Nabile: -accidentally pushes on a lever with her foot-
-CLICK!-
(they both fall down a trap door)
Tomos and Nabile: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(camers moves under them to show them falling from a cooler angle)
Tomos and Nabile: YAAAHHH!
Nabile: You'd think the camera crew could help us out!
Tomos: Damn them!
Nightsteed: Well, at least they saved me the bother of-
Harry Potter Puppet Pal: BOTHER! -hits Nightsteed-
Ron Puppet Pal: Bother Bother Bother! -thwacks him-
Nightsteed: Ack! BEGONE! -throws them down the trap door-
Harry Potter Puppet Pal: Hee hee, I like the part where he stopped moving.
Ron Puppet Pal: He never stopped moving..
Harry Potter Puppet Pal: Oh yeah, right!
(They both continue falling) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Nighsteed: Mwahahaha! Hogwarts is now mine!
Me: -inconspicuously coughs-
Nightsteed: Oh..yes...um...where was I? Oh yes, at least they saved me the bother of-
Echo from deep inside the trap: BAAAAAAAAH-THEERRRRRRR!
Nighsteed: -of taking care of them. Now to see if Jazan needs me.
But back in Sakhmet, the Princess has more pressing matters than a proposal of marriage.
Amira: I need some answers, now! Tell me, General Dacon. How can we fight these creatures?
Dacon (a grey tonu guard): This city has not been attacked for centuries. Most of our soldiers are guarding the borders. If we could get word to them...
Voice from nowhere: Ha! Your names rhymes with bacon! XDDD
Dacon: Who said that? -glares at everyone in the room-
Swordmaster Talek: -hides in the shadows-
Jazan: Princess, I do not want to have to do things this way, but I have no choice.
Amira: How dare you subject my people to this! I will never wed such a monster!
Jazan: Very well my Princess. You have one week to change your mind, or I will let these creatures outside rip your precious city apart!
Amira: -stunned and awkward silence- -eye twitch-
Vyassa: I guess he told joo! -snaps fingers- Mmmm hmm!
Baco-I mean...Dacon: Fear not, Princess. Much can be done in a week. I already have a plan that may save our people!
End.
(More behind the scenes stuff)
Pizza Guy: -knocks on door-
Von Roo: -answers door- Where were you LAST chapter? We've been waiting this whole frikin' time! -tackles the pizza guy and bites his neck-
Me: What a man! -grins-
Jacques: You remembered the sausage, right?
Garin: Eww...you like that "sausage" a little too much..
Pizza Guy: -is a mindless, blood drained zombie-
Me: Weee-heeee! Another minion to boss around!
Vyassa: Hey, who wants to play a game of Spin-The-Bottle? -winks-
Everybody except Jazan, Amira, and Enarka (Skarl wasn't allowed to play): -raises hand-
Vyassa: -drags Jazan, Amira, and Enarka into the game-
Jazan, Amira, and Enarka: Noooooo!
Vyassa: Yes! -spins bottle-
-bottle lands on Jazan-
Jazan: o.o!
Vyassa: Eee hee hee! -kisses Jazan-
Jazan: USUL GERMS! ACK!
Hannah and Garin: HEY!
Jazan: -sigh- -spins bottle-
-bottle lands on(dare I say it?) Enarka-
Jazan: OH, MOTHER F-(violent swearing)
Enarka: O.O
Jazan: Do I have to?
Everyone: YES!
Jazan: Ooooh...fine! -grabs Enarka-
Enarka: Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew...
Jazan: -slowly moves his face towards Enarka's-
Amira: The drama's killing me!
Jazan: PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY!
Swordmaster Talek: -hides camera-
Enarka: Oh God...Oh God...Oh God...JUST GET IT OVER WITH!
Jazan: -kisses Enarka-
(They both push each other away as fast as they can)
Enarka: Aaaaaah! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A VILLIAN!
Jazan: Blech! -rubs tongue on soap-
Me: -dies laughing- HAHAHAHAHAHA! XDDDD
Enarka: I'm done playing! Someone take my turn!
Jacques: Okay! -spins bottle-
-bottle lands on Benny-
Jacques and Benny: YES!
(They both lip-lock)
Garin: HURK! -holds finger up to mouth as he runs to the bathroom-
Hannah: AWWWW! NASTY!
Isca: O.o
Amira: Oh my..
Brina: -pops up- XDDDDD! -kicks feet and giggles-
Darigan: Waah! She dragged me here-by my ears!
Vyassa: Then you can play too!
Benny: Someone take my turn, I'd never kiss anyone other than my lover.
Hannah: My turn then! -spins bottle-
-bottle lands on a bookshelf nearby-
Hannah: T.T
Everyone: YOU HAVE TO KISS A BOOKSHELF! -die laughing-
PLEASE STAND BY
No one is currently alive right now. Everyone seems to have died from laughing. Thankyou and please enjoy the rest of your day.
(speaker turns off)