Chapter 9
When we last left Tomos and Nabile, they were trapped in a watery prison. Let's see how they're doing.
Tomos: What do you think?
Nabile: I wish we had never left Sakhmet!
Desperate to find a way out, Tomos dives under the water.
He spots an unusual tile and-
Tomos: -runs into it- Ow! Why didn't I see that one coming?
Anyways...the water flowing into the chamber stops.
Nabile: Yay, we're saved! And my hair didn't even get wet! Thank God for that!
Tomos: -empties water from hat- Phew! I thought we were done for there!
-RUMMMMMMMMMMBLE!-
Nabile: DAMMIT! NOW WHAT?
Tomos: -grabs Nabile and pulls her back- Look out!
(rocks fall)
(Chamber opens and the water gushes out, carrying the two with it)
Nabile: My hair got wet! NOOOOOOOO!
Tomos: Where are we now?
Nabile: Hmmm...some kind of room with weapons.
-Swordmaster Talek runs by with a chainsaw- Hee hee! WEAPONS!
Tomos: You check out that room. I'll look through here.
Nabile: Whatev. Just don't go too far. We don't want to lose each other. I wish we had some of the other Scarabs with us!
But back in Sakhmet, Horace and the others are facing problems of their own.
Zafara: Hell yeah we got a problem! I just broke a nail!
Garin: Oh, that's the worst! I feel your pain, girlfriend!
Techo(but we'll call him Bob): I'm telling you they are blind, or at least have bad vision. One of them passed right by me!
Zafara(but we'll call her Bill): Um...
Horace: Bill? O.o
(They all stare at the guy with the script)
Guy with script: Oh fine! They'll call you Ashley!
Ashley: Yay! Anyhoo...They are not blind! One chased me through the streets very well, I barely escaped.
Bob: You callin' me a liar? -holds up dagger threateningly-
Horace: Well you had better hope they are deaf too, with the amount of noise you two are making!
(Mummy breaks through door with a loud craaaaaaaaack)
Horace: Here they come!
Ashley: Well no duh! You don't have to tell us! I mean it just busted through the door for Pete's sake!
No matter what the Scarabs throw at the monsters, nothing seems to break their stride. They just keep coming.
Bob: We need more ammo!
Ashley: I'm all out of anti-aging cream!
Bob: Noooooo! Now what will we throw?
Ashley: Um...exfoliating sponges?
Horace: This isn't a beauty salon, no matter how much they need a makeover...
Jacques: It...It's not? -runs off crying- I wanted to be beautiful!
Bob: These things are unstoppable!
Grarrl in skirt: -picks up a chair- Aiii! That does it! -smashes chair over monster's head-
-WHAP!-
The blow from the cha-
Brandini: -pops up- Hee hee, you said 'blow'!
Narrator: Yes...well...um...-coughs- May I continue?
Brandini: Yes...
The blow from the-
Brandini: HA! You said it again!
-sigh- The blow from-
Brandini: HAA HAHAHA HAA HAA! xDDD -rolls around on floor laughing his arse off-
THE BLOW FROM THE CHAIR KNOCKS THE MONSTER UNCONSCIOUS.
Brandini: -giggles slightly-
Suprised, the Scarabs quickly follow suit.
In just moments the Scarabs and the fruit vendor have dispatched the remaining monsters, leaving their exit clear.
(they all walk out holdin' clubs and stuff)
Swordmaster Talek: -runs by again- Yeah, but I have a chainsaw! Mwahahaha!
Bob: Well we can't stay here any longer, let's try to find somewhere safe.
Brandini: Y'all can hide in my pants -winkwink-
Horace: Yeah, um...I think we'll pass...
Brandini: You straight people are no fun!
End.