Jazan: Ugh, once again, I do not appear in a chapter!
Nightsteed: Don't feel bad, I didn't either.
Adam: Yeah, and neither did I!
Me: -smacks them all with one of those huge cell phones from the 80's- BE QUIET!
Nightsteed: Ow! You could have given us all internal brain damage with one of those things!
Chapter 10
Sneaking their way along the streets, the Scarabs discover that even though the monsters are not blind, their vision is limited.
Mummy Usul: Ooooh...I'm big and scary an-OOF! -walks into wall-
Yep, definitely limited. So limited, in fact, that if they stay perfrectly still, the monsters just pass them by.
Mummy Kyrii: Since when did they put up so many statues?
Mummy Usul: Yeah, and so realistic too. This one even smells!
Ashley: Bob! Did you forget to put on deodorant this morning?
Bob: Sorry...
Elephante Scout: -is behind them- These fools are going to get themselves killed wandering around like that! -grabs Bob and the fruit vendor- What do you think you're doing? You should be inside, the streets aren't safe.
Horace: Hey, shouldn't you be chasing after that dude from Grand Theft Ummagine?
Elephante Scout: Yeah... BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW! The streets aren't safe!
Bob: -fixes sleeve- Rubbish! We have just beaten three ourselves and escaped loads more.
The scout listens with interest as the Scarabs explain how they defeated the three monsters and snuck past all the others.
Elephante Scout: This is wonderful. Quick, you must come to the palace and tell this to the guards.
Ashley: You mean like Bacon?
Elephante Scout: You mean Dacon.
Ashley: I do?
Horace: -nudges her-
Ashley: Oh, right! I do. It's Dacon...of course...
As the scout hurries to bring the Scarabs to the palace, Princess Amira finds that she has more troubles--this time from her own court.
Chomby: With all due respect my lady, perhaps you should just end this all. Accept the Prince's proposal and we can all go back to normal.
Amira: How dare you suggest such a thing! Who I marry is none of your business. I will never wed Jazan!
Guy with script: Hey! That wasn't the line! You were supposed to say, "I will not wed that fraudster!"
Amira: Screw you. That's a gay word. -walks away in a huff-
Ruki(to a Kougra): What a spoilt brat! How can she be so selfish?
Me: -pops up- Hah! I knew it! Y'all think she's a spoilt brat too! -does a victory dance-
Von Roo: That's enough out of you. What have I told you about eating so much sugar?
Me(not listening while dragged away): I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. -is still doing the dance-
Kougra: She could end this all now, and I could return to my family!
(Scene moves over to Elephant Scout walking Scarabs and fruit vendor down a hall)
Elephante Scout: I think General Bacon himself will want to hear what you have to say.
Ashley: I thought you said it was Dacon?
Elephante Scout: Really? Did I say that? -laughs-
The General is indeed interested in the news, and takes the Scarabs directly in to see the Princess.
Dacon: Your Highness, it seems these monsters are not unstoppable after all. These children have discovered a way to beat them.
Amira: Is this true? Did you really beat three of them?
Horace: Ye...yes Princess, I swear it is the truth.
Amira: General, have your men equip themselves with heavy blunt weapons-
Swordmaster Talek: -runs by again- Ha ha! WEAPONS!
Amira: Go into the street and free my people. Bring them to the safety of the palace!
Dacon: -bows- With pleasure, Your Majesty.
As the royal guard and the Scarabs set out to free the citizens of Sakhmet...
...Tomos enters the ancient armory of-
Adam: SPELL IT RIGHT, DAMMIT!
-sigh- Tomos enters the armoury of Qasala. He finds all sorts of marvellous weapons, like nothing he has ever seen before.
Me: If you'll closely at the sword leaning against the farthest wall in that picture, it looks like-
Garin: Eep! What's my sword doing in this plot?
Kanrik: Psh, what was my blade doing in chapter two of YOUR plot?
Garin: Uhh...we can explain! o.o
At the same time, Nabile enters the dusty room and finds to her amazement all sorts of old scrolls and text.
Nabile: -touches some ancient tablets- Wow, these are so beautiful. If only I knew what thy meant. -starts copying down the carvings on the tablets onto a piece of paper- I know I can figure this out. Come on Nabile, use your brain!
Me: Wait, where did you get that quill?
Nabile: O.o I have no idea...
End.