Jazan: Pwn! I'm totally in this one!

Nightsteed: Why aren't I?

Jazan: Because you're just a secondary character, I'm sorry to say...

Me: If y'all don't shut up...

Jazan: Yes ma'am! -puts tape over Nightsteed's mouth-

Nightsteed: Mmmf fmmm mmmmph!

Jazan: What?

Nighsteed: T.T

Chapter 11

(Scene shows Nabile still looking at tablets)

Nabile: Oh my goodness, that is such a sad tale. Tomos, listen to this.

Tomos: -walks in- This had better be important.

Nabile: Yeah, it is. What were you doing that was so important?

Tomos: Uhh...n-nothing...

Nabile: Were you-

Tomos: -puts hand over her mouth- SHHHH! Someone could be listening...

Nabile: Eww! Don't touch me with those hands!

Tomos: Sorry...now what did you need to tell me?

Nabile: -reads paper- Once a noble prince, Jazan of Qasala was struck by a terrible curse. One night his entire city was transformed into a thing of nightmares. His people became monsters. None were spared.

Swordmaster Talek: Aww, now I feel bad for whackin' 'em!

Nabile: How is it that you're able to be in two places at once?

Swordmaster Talek: Umm...-runs off-

Nabile: Anyways...Jazan was doomed to live a tortured existence until he weds the Princess of Sakhmet. When true love unites, Qasala will live again.

Jazan: HA! I knew it! We were meant for each other!

Amira: -glares-

Jazan: WHY DO YOU HATE ME? I'd be a good husband!

Amira: Ugh...why couldn't Vyassa be the oldest? I don't care if you marry her!

Jazan: Usuls are icky!

Sally: Hey! WE ARE NOT!

Amira: What are you doing here? You belong in the Battle for Meridell thing.

Sally: Uh...I was never here! -runs off- -trips over sword- Ooof! That never happened! -continues running 'til she disappears around the corner-

Amira: -mutters- Wierdo..

Tomos: Sounds like a load of mushy rot to me. Trust you to waste your time on a silly story, Nabile. Come see this!

Nabile: No! You hurt my feelings..

Tomos: I'm sorry...

Nabile: Really?

Tomos: No.

Nabile: T.T

Tomos: Okay, yes.

Nabile: Alright. I'll come with you.

Tomos: -is hunched over table with rings and such- Can you imagine how much these things are worth? -reaches for one-

Nabile: Tomos, don't!

Tomos: Too late! I already picked it up!

-Spirit of the ruins appears- Yeeeee-HAW! I'm free, bitchaz!

Nabile: -smacks Tomos with Garin's purse- What have you done? YOU IDIOT! Just for that...-smacks him again-

Garin: Hey! That's mine you fiend!

Usa: I'll take that! -runs by Nabile and grabs the purse-

Me: Go, Usa! GO!

Anta: -is also there- 'Sup?

Me: Nuttin'. You?

Anta: I'm good.

Me: How are the Neoboards?

Anta: You know, same old schtuff.

Me: That's cool.

Anta: Yep.

Me: Hey wait, where are-(gets trampled by Usa's mole people)

Usa: Oops..forgot to put them on their leashes...

Me: Curse you all for forcing me to put you in my spoof!

Usa: -grins-

Tomos and Nabile: -run away from Spirit of the ruins- AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!

Nabile: Tomos, you scream like a gir-whoops! -falls into spike trap-

Tomos: Look out! -grabs her-

Nabile: I hate this place!

Tomos: I hate it more than you!

Nabile: Nuh uh!

Tomos: Yeah huh!

Nabile: Hey look! That skeleton has a rope with a grappling hook! Oh joyous day! -grabs it- If this catches, we might be able to get out.

Tomos: Eww...I can't believe you just did that!

Nabile: Oh please, while I was reading in the other room you were-

Tomos: SHHHH!

(Grappling lands on firm ground) -THUNK!-

Nabile and Tomos: -pulls themselves out of the trap-

Tomos: That whatever-it-was seems to have vanished. Maybe it thought the pit had finished us.

Nabile: Or maybe it went off to-

Tomos: SSHHHHHHH!

Nabile: Don't go picking up anything else. Goodness knows what might happen to us...

Tomos: Eh, heh...

Nabile: According to those tablets, there was a Prince named Jazan who fell under a terrible curse. He must be the one trying to marry Princess Amira. Let's go back to the Library. We have to find a way to lift the curse and free both Jazan and Sakhmet.

Tomos: Fine. -mutters- Nerd...

Nabile: What?

Tomos: Nothing!

Back in Sakhmet, Jazan watches as families are rescued from the monsters and escorted to the safety of the palace.

Jazan: It seems these people are more resourceful than I thought. It's time things became a little harder for them. -turns around to pet Scordrax, his two-headed pet-

Scordrax head #1: -thumps leg- Ooh..yeah...that's the spot right there. Right behind the ear...

Head #2: You idiot! We don't have ears!

Head #1: Oh yeah!

(Scordrax flies down)

Townspeople: AHHHH!

Jazan: Oh yeah! I rock!

To be continued...

End.