Me(reading the news): WHAT? There's a chapter fifteen? This plot's not OVER?
Swordmaster Talek: -pops up- Nope!
Me: -sigh- Well, we all know what that means. -bangs on the doors of the characters- EVERYBODY UP! TNT SNUCK IN ANOTHER CHAPTER WHILE WE WERE ASLEEP! Get up! We've got a spoof to do!
Jazan: Ugh...we're not DONE?
Tomos: Lemme get some coffee first...
Amira: Oooh, I need my beauty sleep!
Nabile: We still have to memorize the script!
Me: Tough! We got people to please and guts to bust! Get this show on the road!
(Everybody reluctantly wake up and trudge off to get ready)
Chapter 15
(scene takes place with Nabile and Jazan walking through Qasala)
Over time, Nabile and Jazan's love has continued to blossom...
Darigan: Touching, now I think I'll blow this place up!
Brina: Bad Dari! Go to your chambers!
Darigan: Fine... -walks off-
AHEM, but still, the curse has not lifted.
Mummy Nimmo: They're so cute together!
Mummy Wocky: Heh, I have a pitchfork.
Nabile: ...
Me: -whispers- Nabile! Say your lines!
Nabile: -starts snoring-
Jazan: She fell asleep!
Nabile: Well wake her up!
Jazan: -blows foghorn in her ear-
Nabile: -wakes with a start- Wah! Who what where when why? Huh? Oh, I'm awake now...
Me: Say your lines!
Nabile: Right. My love, what is troubling you?
Jazan: Why has nothing changed? I did exactly what the prophecy commanded. Yet my people remain monsters, and my city lies in ruins.
Nightsteed: And your eyes are still glowing that freaky red color.
Jazan: Yeah, and that too. My dear, I know this is not the life you imagined. I cannot bear to see you in this doomed place. I beg of you, return to Sakhmet where you will be among the living.
Nabile: It is true, I do miss my...miss my...-snores-
Jazan: -sigh- She fell asleep again.
Me: Well?
Jazan: -blows foghorn in her ear-
Nabile: Aah! I'm awake, I'm awake! It is true, I do miss my friends and the bustle of the city. But my love, I could never leave you.
Me: Ugh! Enough will all this 'my love' crap! It's so mushy and icky!
After many long talks, Nabile agrees to return to Sakhmet. There, she will search for answers and hopefully find a way to end the curse of Qasala.
And so Nabile returns to Sakhmet and is given a hero's welcome. Princess Amira declares the day a holiday and a grand banquet is held.
Magical trevor: Woah, going a little overboard, aren'tcha? I mean really, a holiday?
But with Nabile gone, Jazan loses interest in building Qasala. He becomes weaker, often going days without eating.
Skarl: -gasp- HOW COULD YOU? Waste perfectly good food, shame on you!
Nightsteed: Why did you send her away? I can see you are miserable without her.
Jazan: How could she be happy here? She is so alive, and this place is so...dead.
For Nabile, the days fly by as she desperately searches for answers. But sometimes answers come in the most unexpected ways...
(scene changes to a guard outside)
Lupe Guard: There is a storm coming. Sound the alarm!
Zafara Guard: That cloud is moving too fast. I've never seen anything like it.
Within moments the first signs of the storm can be felt throughout Sakhmet.
Town Idiot/Crazy Person: -is holding onto a doorknob while his feet are swept off the ground by the winds- Eeeeee! DOOM HAS COME! DOOOOM!
(scene changes to Amira and Nabile having tea)
Enarka: -rushes in- My ladies, I think you had better come see this!
Amira: What is going on?
(they all see people running by and a huge bolt of lightning hit the ground)
-KABLAM-
Razul: Hello Sakhmet! Prepare to meet your doom!
Kass: Psh, what a stupid line.
Darigan: Dude, he looks so badass, he could pwn me. o.o
Amira: Damn, I just can't get a break, can I?
Skarl: At least your land isn't attacked as often as my land!
Razul: Long ago you imprisoned me. Now, thanks to my foolish son, I have been freed.
Amira: Who's your son?
Razul: Guess
Amira: Jeran?
Razul: No.
Amira: Garin?
Razul: No.
Nabile: Psellia?
Razul: IsPsellia even a man?
Psellia: Ever since I got that sex change operation, yes!
Razul: o.O
Nabile: The Snowager?
Razul: T.T
Amira: My seventh grade science teacher?
Razul: No...
Amira and Nabile: -gasp- JAZAN?
Razul: Bingo.
End...(for now)
Behind the scenes:
Razul: Jazan...I AM YOUR FATHER!
Jazan: Daddy! -hugs him-
Razuk: Dude! NOT a good idea!
Jazan: Why not?
Razul: My entire body consists of thousand degree flames...
Jazan: O.O
Nabile: Ew, I don't like my princes crispy...
Amira: What about well-done?