Chapter 16
Razul: Mwahahaha! BURN! BURRRRRRN! -blast people with purple beams of lightning(or whatever it is)-
Swordmaster Talek: -runs by wearing rubber gloves- I have another fire extinguisher!
Razul: -steals it and throws it far off into the distance-
Someone on Mystery Island: Oh, what a lovely da-OW! -gets hit by the fire extinguisher-
Mystery Island Idiot/Crazy person: The sky is falling! THE SKY IS FALLIIIIIIING!
General Dacon: Attack that thing, give it all you've got!
Razul: That thing? I am not a thing, I am Razul, the most powerful sorcerer to ever live!
Dacon: Well you're still ugly!
Razul: Come say that to my face, Tonu boy! I'll fry your bacon ass!
Gener Dacon: IT'S DACON! DACON! With a 'D'!
Trying as they might, the army cannot stop Razul. He deflects their attacks as if they are nothing.
Amira: Just when I though the city was safe once more, and now this...
Nabile: How can we stop him?
Meanwhile...
(scene moves to Jazan lying in bed while Nightsteed stands beside him)
Nightsteed: Old friend, you must eat. You are growing weaker each day.
Jazan: No! I'm deermined to be anorexic like Lindsey Lohan!
(scen moves back to Sakhmet, with some of the Desert Scarabs below Razul)
Horace(pointing at Razul): Hey! You! Ugly!
Razul: -zaps them all- Pathetic!
Enarka: My ladies, you should really get to safety.
Amira: Do you think anywhere is safe from that?
Enarka: Of course! You'll be safe inside the castl-
(Razul breaks down front door and enters)
Amira(to Enarka): You were saying?
Enarka: Err...
-BANG-
Nabile: -turns around- What was that?
(they all see Razul)
Razul: How nice Princess, I see you have sent me a welcoming party.
Kass: -bursts in with bottles of vodka and Corona- Did someone say party?
Enarka: -grabs Amira and nabile's hands- Princesses, please, come with me.
Nabile: You sound so calm about all this!
Enarka: Okay, you want me to lose my head? You got it. -takes a deep breath- OHMYGOD WE'RE ALL GONNA BURN I GOTTA GET YOU TWO SAFETY FOLLOW MEEEE!11!one
Amira: That's more like it!
(Razul casta a fireball at Nabile that she narrowly misses)
Nabile: -shrieks- Aaah! My hair! My beautiful, beautiful hair! He BURNED the ends of my hair!
Jacques: -pops up- Oh no! NOT the hair!
(scene moves back to Jazan)
Jazan: -suddenly wakes up- Nabile is in danger!
Without a moment to lose, Jazan and the Nightsteed set off for Sakhmet.
(scene moves back to Nabile, Enarka, and Amira all fleeing)
Razul: -burninating the guards- Out of my way, fools!
(scene moves yet again...to Jazan and Nightsteed)
Nightsteed: You haven't been well, are you sure this is wise?
Jazan: I must try to help her.
-Nightsteed and Jazan look around Sakhmet-
Nightsteed: What could cause this damage?
Jazan: I don't know, but I have to find my wife. -starts shouting- Nabile! Nabile!
Swordmaster Talek: Marco!
Random Sakhmet Citizen: Polo!
Swordmaster Talek: Maaaaaaarcoooo!
Jazan: Do you MIND?
Swordmaster Talek: Sorry...
End.