Chapter 17
When we last left the princesses and Enarka, they were fleeing for their lives, until...
Enarka: Oh no! A dead end!
Amira: What are the odds?
Razul: Here little princesses...
Amira, Enarka, and Nabile: -gasp!-
Razul: At last, I can destroy this city and all its royalty.
Jazan(still shouting): Nabile! Nabile!
Nabile: Jazan! Is that you?
Jazan: -walks into castle and sees Razul- OMG! -gasp- Y...you?
Razul: You pathetic love-sick fool, you are an embarrassment to call my son.
Vyassa: -pops up- Ooooh! Dissed much? -snaps fingers then disappears-
Jazan: Father! But, you are dead...
Razul: You really think that death could stop me? Now it is time to finish things here, then once I have destroyed Sakhmet, I can move on to the rest of Neopia!
The Darkest Faerie: Oh no you don't! The rest of Neopia is MY territory, byotch!
Vyassa: -pops up and snaps finger again- Uh! She told joo!
Razul: -conjures up a fire ball-
Jazan: -conjures up his lightning- I will stop you!
Razul: -weakens Jazan's attack with his own- Foolish child, I should have killed you years ago!
Jazan: If you had, you'd have never heard the end of Mom's bitching!
Razul: -thinks about it-
Jazan's Mom: -brandishing rolling pin- You did WHAT? Oh, you're getting it now! -chases after him with rolling pin-
Razul: Nooo! Not the rolling pin! NOT THE ROLLING PIN!
Jazan: You see?
Razul: Bah! Your mother is the least of my worries! -blasts Nabile-
Jazan: No! Nabile!
Swordmaster Talek: Oooh...B-B-Q Nabile!
Me: IXI STEAK!
Razul: And the next chapter shall feature the rare delicacy known as a Marinated Amira with a side of Bitchyness.
Amira: O.O;
End.
Behind the scenes
Brown Tonu Guard: Hey, you think Razul likes weed?
Purple Tonu Guard: Yeah...bitch...
Brown Tonu Guard: Maybe if we get him to smoke some with us, he'll get so high he'll forget about burning Sakhmet to the ground.
Purple Tonu Guard: Yeah...bitch...
Brown Tonu Guard: Okay...yeah...well, I guess I'll go read a book now.
Purple Tonu Guard: Yeah...bitch...
Brown Tonu Guard: -picks up a copy of Harry Pothead and the Goblet of Wine-