Me: FINALLY! This really IS the end!
Darigan: Soo..can I say it sucked again?
Me: No.
Darigan: Please?
Me: No.
Darigan: PLEEEEEEASE?
Me: No.
Darigan: You're no fun!
Chapter 18 (dundundun)
When we last left our heroes, Razul had fried Nabile to a crisp..
Weed smoking guard #2: And he wouldn't take our weed!
-cough- YES... and he wouldn't accept their weed. How sad..
Swordmaster Talek: -pops up- You make Nabile being fried to a crisp sound like a good thing...
Me: -knocks him out with a club and drags him away-
Jazan: Father, you will pay for that!
Jazan, seeing his wife injured by his own father, finds the strength deep down inside his heart to defeat Raz-
Me:Wait wait wait! WAIT! Stop, hold up, and REWIND! What the hell is this? 'finds the strength deep down inside his heart' ? You make Jazan sound like some fag!
Narrator: Um..well yeah, I just..er..
Me: No, don't even answer that. -sigh- ONCE again, I must re-write this script!
Jazan (reading new script): Aww..sweet. -pulls out shotgun- EAT LEAD! -shoots Razul-
Razul: Mwahaha! I'm made of flame, nothing solid! It goes right through me!
Jazan: Right. -throws a bomb at Razul's face-
Razul: Noooo-(bomb makes contact with flames and asplodes)
Amira: Oooh...FIREWORKS!
Enarka: I didn't know people's faces blew off that fast..
Jazan: Nabile... -kneels down beside her-
(The clouds disappear and sunlight shines down on Sakhmet)
(Next scene takes place with Nabile in bed and Jazan holding her hand)
Jazan: I thought I had lost you...
Kau Nurse: Sir, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she will not live.
Jazan: WHAT? Are you SERIOUS?
Kau Nurse: xD No. Just adding a little drama. But really, she's weak and needs to sleep.
Jazan: Okay... -trudges off-
Nightsteed: Yo, homie.
Jazan: W0rd.
Nightsteed: Hey, your robes changed..and your eyes aren't glowing red anymore..
Jazan: Why do you think you didn't change?
Garin: -pops up- HE NEEDS BETTER MAKEUP!
Magical Trevor: I shall use my magical powers to make Nightsteed beautiful again!
Kyre: -pops up again from chapter 6- Ooooh! Let Kyre! Kyre will do it!
Nightsteed: Noo! Get her away from me! Aaah!
Kyre: -clings to Nightsteed- Can Kyre come back to Qasala with ye?
Nightsteed: Err..yeah, sure. Can I just get back to my lines?
Kyre: -noddeths-
Nightsteed: Right, where was I? Oh yes..-clears throat- I don't know, maybe I had been cursed for too long. Actually, I don't mind...
Kyre: And neither does the Kyre! -grins-
Nightsteed: -glares-
Kyre: Err...teh Kyre will be silenced now.
Nightsteed: ...I'm rather used to looking like this now.
Jazan: -pats Nightsteed on the back- Dear old friend, you always did make the best of a situation.
En- (interrupts)
Me: Wait just one minute! What. The hell. Was THAT?
Swordmaster Talek: That ending sucked more than the ending to Curse of Maraqua!
Jacques: And that's saying something..
Swordmaster Talek: -glares at the script guy- Have you not learned your lesson?
Guy with script: Eep! -runs away-
Swordmaster Talek: GET HIM!
(Angry mob runs by with torches and pitchforks)
Amira: I hardly had a line! Only a mere appearance! Hmph!
Enarka: Same here!
Tomos: -pops up- Yeah! And why weren't the Scarabs in this chapter? Or at least me? This was the LAST chapter, and I wasn't even in it!
Harry Potter Puppet Pal: A war, I say, a WAR!
Kass and Darigan: OnG! lyke a WAR omg omg ong!1shift1
Skarl: Oh...shit...
Me: -gets out bazooka- Mwahaha! A war there shall be!
Jazan: Guys, it was just a rushed ending...no big dealo.O
Everyone: -gasp-
Me: How can you SAY that? The ending is everything! EVERYTHING, I tell you!
Swordmaster Talek: EVERYTHING!
Vyassa: -pops up and snaps fingers- Mmm hmmm! They told joo, byotch!
Weed smoking guard #1: Doods...we didn't appear in dis plot chapter either..
Weed smoking guard #2: Word, bizzatch...
Me: No, but you were in my spoof, and that's better :D
Jazan: Hey, can we hurry up and end this spoof already?
Nightsteed: This girl is..is gluing herself to me..
Kyre: Err...no, I'm not? -hides glue-
Amira: Do we have any more deleted scenes?
Me: Nope. -frowns-
Weed smoking guard #1: Wanna come smoke o'dis shizzle?
Nightsteed: Fo rizzle. Pass it ovah.
Kass: -breaks out the vodka and chips- PARTAY!
End.
Word from the author:
Hey to everyone who read my spoof! Thanks for all the comments, I was suprised I got so many! Anyways, I'm glad I could entertain y'all and your friends, it's been a real pleasure typing it up. Sorry it took so long for chapter 18 to be put up, I had to deal with my account being frozen (yes, my account was frozen). So, I hope you agreed with my version of the ending. You can make a comment and tell me how I could make it better. I'll read 'em, but I won't change anything. I'm just too friggin' lazy to go back and change anything. xD
See ya, mah spoof luvin' homies.