Harry Potter and the Anime Obsession
One day Ginny Weasley who is finally confirmed not to be a lesbian oh wait she's been with every boy in the series who is not related to her (and maybe a few that are! remember wizarding families are very interrelated so it's really not as gross as it sounds) went up to her BOYFRIEND Harry Potter. Harry Potter was watching anime. Ginny Weasley who is totally not a slut at all walked up to Harry Potter and started dancing seductively against his lap or something.
"Not now Ginny!" Harry Potter complained. "This is the season finale of Hello! You Are Not of My House-San!"
"All you care about is anime and not my firm supple breasts!" complained Ginny Weasley. "Besides, that's not even a good reason at all! Anime sucks!" Harry Potter was devastated to hear that his GIRLFRIEND - the one above all other whom he trusted the most - dare descend into blasphemy. But, she did have a point.
"Ow oh God my scar my scar!" complained Harry Potter. Ginny Weasley ran to his side! Oops, thought Harry Potter. He had gotten the result opposite to the one he had intended. What else to do?
"Wow look at that it's Luna and she's naked gosh she looks lonely maybe someone should comfort her!" complained Harry Potter.
Ginny Weasley ran off to "comfort" Luna and Harry Potter got to watch his anime after all. The end.