Preface
My story covers the trade routes from the crescent in what is now Iraq, to the Promised Land of Abraham's people. My mission is to explore the life and strife of a Semite tradesman, who I'll give the biblical name Job. (Rhymes with robe.) Job lives in a dangerous era, a time when a new empire threatens the Israelites. The people of this empire call themselves Babylonians, and these people are ruled by a very prominent biblical figure, a man who rules from his capitol, Babylon.
The Book Of Merchants
As Told By The Roving Historian Typewriter King
Yesterday
ran a very uneventful course in the life of Job, son of Amos, son of
Zechariah, son of Boaz, son of Jesse, all the way up to Adam. The
names stretch on like the sand outside of civilization. A man could
go crazy, finding so many monotonous answers wrapped up in the past,
one could rush into Arabia just to find some mystery!
At last, at least, Jerusalem is visible. The caravan inn is just
ahead, thank the Maker, this winter1 chills to the bone. At some
points of the trade route, the cold can even freeze Water.
Thankfully not here, the thicker Mediterranean air- Job shields his
eyes against the Eastern sun.
Job nearly shouts at
the rude vision.
He shouts to his family and two
servants as he constricts the harness on his beast-of-burden, a
four-year-old Nubian Ass.
"All stop!" Every
caravan halts, "Accursed invaders! Everyone stop!"
To
this Job's wife speaks up.
"Tell me, I beg you,
who has taken up camp outside the King's walls?"
And Job
turns to his wife, Rachel, and exclaims, "It is the heathen of
the East, the gentile Chaldeans!"
So it
passed that Rachel felt stricken, and teetered near collapse, and Job
witnessed this, and addressed a slave.
"Eli'sha,
humbly fetch the misses a pail of water!"
So she fetched the
pail, stored with the wheat for baking loafs, and brought a wash
basin, and a cup of tin, and a ladle.
She
helped Rachel sip from the cup, and begged the other slave, a boy
named Joseph, cleanse the lady's feet.
The boy becomes distracted,
and harkens toward a majestic chariot.
"Witness the
despot, oh witness his crimes, what he has befallen on our Lady!"
It
is at this time, with the slaves nursing Rachel and her unborn child,
that Chaldean highwaymen ride to the caravan.
Job thus orders a
wagon parameter, and unsheathes his blade to commence battle.
"Joseph! Saddle Rachel to my mount, and take my sacks with her
to the house of God in Shechem. You'll behold my eldest son there,
God willing!"
So the horsemen ride to the caravans.
"Stand down, Hebrews, and pay your tribute to the Ruler of
Mesopotamia, and the lands stretching beyond Mesopotamia, including
all before you."
Job's response to the challenge
is spit at the words and boast, "Your King rules no more than a
leper camp parked in the wilderness of Judah!"
It comes to pass that the riders trumpet for the chariots, real war
machines charged for the task, but the Hebrews flee on their mounts,
and break as a flock, while caravans litter the pass.
But
Job, together with his bronze ax-brandishing senior servant Eli'sha,
stays to nip at the flank of a passing chariot.
Job's blood mixes
with a gentiles, as he ignores a spear gash an smites a Chaldean from
the left side.
Thank you, Lord, you gifted me with a left
sword-hand, as you did my father, and my father's father, and it is
just, amen.
1(Or is it winter? The Prophet Jeremiah dates the beginning of Babylon's siege of Jerusalem in the ninth year of Zedekia'ia's reign as the King of Judah, in the tenth month. This could mean "the ninth year and tenth month of the King's reign" but I can't be sure. The point is moot, however, because Daniel contradicts Jeremiah, saying "In the third year of the reign of Jehoi'akim, King of Judah, came Nebuchadnez'zar…")
