Part 3

Note: All authors/fics are appearing with permission (or request) of the author.  Still wanna be in it? You still can.  Neither 'The Dragon's Tail' or the "Lord of the Rings" fics are real, at least I've never seen them, as for the author Wufei's Shenlong, if you're out there I don't know about you.

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Gohan glanced at Dot once to make sure they where in the right place.

"What's with the signs over the doors?" the boy asked.

"Oh those let you know what section you're going into." Dot explained.  "See that door with 'Anime' above it?" the boy nodded.  "We're going into that one.  Oh and note the 'Misc' section down there, we'll be visiting that one too."

"Why?"

"Oh that's where the crossovers are."

Dot pretended not to notice the horrified expression on the boy's face.  Dot was about to say something else when an author walked by, dragging a poor little hobbit with her.

"What?" Gohan asked.

"Oh that was an author and her muse.  It looked like Pippin."

"The author?"

"No, the muse.  The author is Fancy Face, and Pippin is from the book series Lord of the Rings."

"We don't have to check that out, do we?

"Nahh, unless you want to…."

Dot and Gohan began to walk to Anime again, but where cut off when some author ran in front of them.  They watched as she grabbed Fancy Face, who let out a squeak, and said something that sounded like Showndra.  The new author tried to shove the girl into one of the rooms marked 'safe'.

"What's going on Dot?" Gohan asked.

"Shh, I wanna hear what their saying."

"We need to get out of the hallway." (SR)

"Why?" (Fancy)

"The server's going down.  They're splitting the site by removing all of the originals." (SR)

A look of horror came over Fancy's face and the two girls went into the room and closed the door without taking Pippin with them.  Pippin looked panicked and Gohan and Dot watched as a hand came out of the room, grabbed the hobbit, and closed the door again.

"Um Dot?"  Gohan asked.

Dot didn't answer him and instead tried several of the doors marked 'safe'.  He was about to try the last one when an author shot into it and locked the door.

"Dot?"

"Come on Gohan, let's try one last thing." Dot said, not sounding very hopeful.  "Oh and before you ask, the author was Vejita-Girl."

Dot floated next to one of the ladders and motioned for Gohan to climb up.  Gohan noticed that for the first time ever silence descended upon the site.  Suddenly the site started to shake slightly.  Dot motioned for the boy to climb faster.  Reaching the top of the ladder Gohan climbed on to one of the platforms Dot had mentioned they would investigate later.

Dot tried to get Gohan to hurry up and opened a door.  As a bright light split the site {why does that rhyme?} Gohan went through the doorway.  He took a moment to glance up and noticed the door was marked 'Just In'.

Gohan blinked upon entering the room.  The whole area was gray.

"I was afraid of this." Dot muttered.

"What?"

"We're in a fuzzy zone.  At least we don't have to worry about being swept into the wrong site."

The fog slowly lifted and Gohan started in horror at the sight in front of him.

"Well since we're here, let's take care of the two fics you need to read."  Dot told the boy. 

Aside from a small hunk missing from the site it was back to normal.  The boy glanced at Dot then read the descriptions.  There where more than just DBZ, which Dot had pointed out he belonged to.

"Legolas, Aragon, and Arwin have hot steamy sEx!  Oh yeah this is in the 'R' section, but should be 'NC-17'." Gohan read off of a random fic in front of him.

"Um Gohan, look under that fic, see the words 'Lord of the Rings' in gray?  That's what category the fic belongs to."

Gohan nodded and glanced at another fic.

'The Dragon's Tail' by Wufei's Shenlong 'Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of the Eternal Dragon?  Well wonder no more!'

"I guess it can't be to bad." Gohan uttered and the fic began.

Gohan watched as the dragon was summoned, wincing when he realized the dragon was granting the wishes from the Cell saga (not that he knew it was called the Cell saga).  The dragon then vanished and went back to his own happy little dragon world.  The Dragon stopped to talk to Purunga.  While the two where talking evil dragons walked up to them.  The boy could tell there where evil by the author underlining, bolding, and putting the word 'evil' in caps.

"Dot who are the other Dragons?" 

"Shh, just watch."

Shenlong and Purunga prepared to fight the seven other dragons… and the story ended.

Gohan moaned and the author came up on screen.

Wufei's Shenlong: "That's all for now, when I get 20 reviews I'll post it.  And no flames, I hate flames.  Je."

"They're still doing that?" Gohan asked, slightly mad.

"Um yes." Dot said, beginning to wonder why he had volunteered for the job.

Gohan contained his anger and watched as Dot picked a random fic.

"'The Petey Files' by: dark lady tessa 'This isn't average fanfiction! Petey, a talking hamster, goes to the DBZ world to visit his friends while he's there he kills some villains, messes with veggies brain, and creates a football team!'" Gohan read.

Dot smiled and opened the fic.

Gohan and Dot watched as a hamster, named Petey, proceeded to bring back everyone in the DBZ universe (to life) that he had killed (due to the fact that he destroyed it), and forced the Z-fighters {I'm guessing} to be on a football team.  The hamster than preceded to poop in Vegeta's hair, making him go crazy, the hamster then got his friends and they attacked Gohan, (once again, pooping on him) and he chased them only to be stopped when they vanished through a portal.

The fic ended and Dot glanced at Gohan, who was sitting very still.

"Um Gohan?"

"YAHHHHHHH" the boy screamed and jumped.

"Are you ok?" Dot asked concerned.

"Yeah, I'm fine." The boy muttered.

"Ok, we're done here." Dot told him.

They left the section, by way of a hallway and once again headed down to 'Anime'.

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D.Angel (DA) glanced at Chuquita.  The other author gave away nothing and DA was just about to make her move when…

"Oh my God, DA!" Someone screamed as the door to the small room opened.  DA caught a glance at Chuquita's cards and realized she would have won.

"What?" Chuquita asked for her.

Ki-Ball took a second to catch her breath.

"Gohan's in FF.N again!"

"What?"

"You mean an author or muse right?" DA asked.

"No I mean the character Gohan." Ki-Ball said trying to explain.

"Again?" Chuquita asked.

"Yes." Ki-Ball replied, glad to finally find someone who knew what she was talking about.

"I suppose its Paladone again." Chuquita muttered.

"It can't be." Vejita-Girl said as she entered the room.

"How come?"

"I heard he abandoned his account."  Vejita-Girl told them.

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Steven Savage left the safety of his castle to brave the corridors of FF.N.  He checked all the areas where his gang from before had been.  Trying every location he could think of, he was unable to find anyone, not even the once king of the DBZ horror section.  Unable to find his group he began to look for new people to help him.