Part 5 'Humor'
A/N: For any who do not know Ash the Wanderer is somewhat of a legend on ff.n. This legend however curses people (is assuming she's going to confuse newbies with the author's note) and due to the fact that he curses, this author will not be on msn for at least a week after the posting of this chapter, she will however be on aim until the point where Ash the Wanderer gets aim.
Note 2: The only real fic used here is 'Behold the power of sugar' by Littledevil398
Note 3: After going back and reading the other chapters I decided I wasn't putting in enough details, so this chapter has more of them… maybe to many…
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Ash the Wanderer stared up at Steven from the chair he was sitting in, confusion clearly on his face.
"What am I not scary enough for you?" Steven demanded.
"No." Ash told him.
"Oh I guess I need to do better, once king of the DBZ horror section."
Ash shrugged. "Why am I here?"
"Gohan is once again in the site."
"So?"
"I want you to help me get him out."
"What if I don't want to help you?" Ash said, growing bored of the conversation.
"You, my dear Wanderer, don't have any choice in the matter."
"Oh really?" Ash asked, still not impressed.
"Bring it out!" Steven said over dramatically and raised his arm to point at the back door of the room.
The room had three entrances two on either side of the front and the one in the back Steven had just pointed at. The walls were of a stone texture to match the rest of FanFiction.Net's current design however, rather than the normal stone color these had been painted gray. The room was lit by a single long florescent light handing from the 12 foot ceilings.
Someone opened the door and a male walked through. He had an object in his hand that he was keeping hidden from the other occupants of the room.
Ash didn't bother to comment and instead leaned back in the chair and crossed his arms.
Steven took the object and placed it on the table in front of Ash. It appeared to be a box over something on a platter. Steven took a hold of the box and lifted it up revealing the object on the platter "Ash the Wanderer do you deny that this is your rubber ducky?!"
Ash glanced down at the little yellow ducky, confusion on his face. "It's just a rubber ducky."
"But is it your rubber ducky, Wanderer?" Steven demanded.
"No."
"Then name the owner of the ducky!"
Ash shrugged, "How should I know?" He had concluded that Steven had gone crazy.
"If you do not confess that this is your ducky you will be punished!"
"I've never seen that ducky before." Ash told him.
"LIAR!! THIS IS YOUR DUCKY!"
"That's not my ducky." Ash insisted.
"We shall see about that! Keep him here, I need to see about other business." Steven said and left the room.
"Has he gone crazy?" Ash asked one of the other people in the room.
"I believe so."
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Gohan and Dot arrived at the next door to the next section they had to go through.
"Humor." Gohan read with a groan.
"Not good memories?" Dot asked and got ready to open the door.
"No."
"We'll then let's try to get this over with fast so you can be just a little closer to getting home." Dot told him and opened the door.
Gohan had been about to ask Dot a question but as soon as the doorway was open the hallway was flooded with noise coming from the humor section.
While general had been calm as opposed to it's normal insanity, humor had taken on its noise. Humor was nothing more than a mass of people, wall to wall authors, all fighting to get to computers.
"Dot do we-" Gohan started, yelling to be heard over the noise.
"Yes we do!" Dot yelled back, cutting the boy off.
"How are we going to get to a computer?" Gohan yelled.
"Push through!" Dot told him.
The two ventured into the room and began to push their way to a computer.
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The door to humor closed just as two authors, Fancy and Showndra, and one very scared Pippin walked past.
"Something strange is going on." Showndra said.
"What do you mean?" Fancy asked, she was watching Pippin, who was jumping at every little noise.
"Well, when's the last time Kento left you alone this close to lunch time?"
"Good point, I haven't seen any of the Ronins for a while." Fancy said.
"Like I said, something's up."
Pippin was about to say something when another author ran up.
"Have you seen my muse?" She asked.
"What?" Fancy asked, clearly confused.
"My muse, Chibi scythe-wielding bat Duo, he's missing."
"No I haven't." Fancy told her.
"CSWB Duo… Oh you must be Spooky."
Spooky glanced at Showndra who had spoken.
"Yeah I am."
"Nice to meet you finally, I'm Showndra and this is Fancy."
Pippin suddenly 'meeped' once and took off running down a semi-dark hallway that Spooky had just come out of.
"What the?" Showndra wondered.
"What ever, Pippin come back here!" Fancy screamed and chased after the muse.
Showndra glanced once at Spooky then took off after Fancy, Spooky followed.
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Gohan and Dot finally made it to a computer and sat down in front of it before another author could jump in front of them, like what had happened the last five times.
"Well?" Dot asked.
Gohan glanced at the screen and pushed a button to bring up a story.
Pull My Finger By: Krillin's Monkey
Summery: What happens when Goku asks everyone to pull his finger.
Gohan opened the file slowly, worry already on his face about what the story would show.
"HEY PULL MY FINGER!" Suddenly came from the story.
Both Gohan and Dot jumped.
"Forget it Kakarot." Vegeta said and walked away, he wasn't that drunk yet.
"Aww come on Geta it'll be fine." A thoroughly wasted Goku said, hanging on Tien.
"Um Goku haven't you had enough yet?" Krillin asked.
"Na-uh." Goku said and tried to follow Vegeta.
Vegeta noticed this and flew away.
The next 3 pages where spent with Goku trying to get people to pull his finger, until finally Krillin knocked him out.
The fic ended with 'To Be Continued' and Gohan looked at Dot in utter confusion.
Dot looked confused itself. "I'll never understand authors."
"And I have to see two more?"
"Yes." Dot said, suddenly fearing for his safety.
Gohan sighed and pulled up the next one.
Flare Up Now By: Kohaku's Little Devil
"Sounds ok…." Gohan muttered as the fic started.
A/N: It was the middle of the night when I came up with this fic idea, don't ask where it came from. PWP
Chaozu was sitting next to a river almost asleep when someone in a red armor walked up to him. Suddenly the person screamed "Flare Up Now!" and Chaozu was swallowed up by a stream of fire and killed.
Gohan glanced at Dot to make sure the creature thing was watching the fic. Dot yawned then glanced at Gohan.
"Stupid isn't it?" Dot asked.
"Yeah." Gohan muttered.
"I'm sorry, but you need to finish it."
"I know." The boy said and struggled to stay awake as the person killed everyone in his world with 'Flare up now!' or as it became in later chapters in the fic, 'Fury of Wildfire!" and "Rage of Inferno!".
"What was that?!" Gohan yelled, his anger beginning to flare up.
"You just have to sit through one more." Dot told him trying to calm the boy.
"But this is nothing more than a waste of my time!"
"Gohan if you get angry and blow up stuff, then Steven and the others will find us."
Gohan shrugged, "I can take them."
"Paladone's not the author this time."
"I guess that could make a difference." Gohan muttered.
"Just one more humor fic." Dot told him and pulled up the next fic.
Behold the Power of Sugar By Littledevil398
"Um ok?" Gohan said.
"You think this will be ok?" Dot asked.
"I guess so." The boy answered after a moments hesitation.
Dot pushed the button and the fic began to play out.
Half an hour later both Dot and Gohan where utterly confused, more so then by the other fics. While this had ended with the normal 'To be continued' for some weird reason the author had chosen to call Freeza 'the Saiyan formally known as Freeza', and had, had the main character kill almost the whole cast, except for Krillin, 18 and some people he had never heard of. Tien had made some jokes he didn't quite understand and Dot had refused to answer his questions about them.
"So can we move on?" Gohan asked.
Dot nodded yes.
The two left the room, amazingly still standing.
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Ki-Ball led the group of authors and two muses down a long hall way.
"Any idea where you're taking us?" Chuquita asked.
"Nope." Ki-Ball said without looking at the other author.
"Then why are we following her?" Vejita-Girl wondered.
"Cause the rest of you don't know where you're going?" CSWB Duo offered.
"Oh shut up." DA muttered.
CSWB Duo had been getting on everyone's nerves. The only way they had found to shut him up was threatening to cut his braid. He had a braid much like Duo.
Ki-Ball suddenly stopped. "Kento?"
The muse walked up to her.
"You said muses had been captured, do you know who?"
"Oh I only saw Heero, Duo, and a black kitten named Familiar, but more were that I don't know about." Kento said with a shrug.
"Heero? My Heero?" Ki-Ball asked.
"Um yeah…" Kento said, suddenly fearing for his muse life.
"Familiar?! Did the kitten have a bad attitude?" DA asked.
"Yeah." Kento said wishing he could vanish.
DA shrugged, "At least I know where she is."
"Well that's nice." Makaveli muttered.
"Can we please continue to look for Spooky?!" CSWB Duo asked.
"Yeah we'll get to that in a second little bat thing." Chuquita told him trying to hush the bat.
"Well excuse me for being worried about my author!"
"Is there an off switch?" Makaveli asked, looking at the bat.
"Of course not." A new voice said.
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A/N: Sorry I'm leaving it there, it got to long… Anyway as I said, I'm positing this and hiding from Ash the Wandered…