Part 6 "Sci-fi"
Gohan and Dot had been wondering the halls for what seemed to the demi-Saiyan like several hours. Gohan swore they where going in circles but the Dot assured him they were not.
Gohan got bored with looking at the floor in front of him and finally looked up. When he did he froze.
"Dot?"
The Dot stopped floating, as it had floated past him when he had stopped.
"No Gohan we are not going in circles." Dot said.
"Circles? Not that's not what I was asking about… where's 'Classics'?"
Dot glanced to where the boy was looking. While 'just in' was where it should be, 'classics' was gone. Dot backed up a little ways to see if he could see the missing category somewhere else. Coming back to Gohan, Dot frowned.
"It would appear 'Classics' is gone."
"Well that's good, one less category for me to go through." The boy said with a smile.
"No that's bad, very bad. It ruins something the author was going to do."
"What?" Gohan asked.
"Oh don't worry about it; she'll work it in somehow." Dot said offhandishly.
"She?" Gohan asked, latching on to that one little phrase.
"Don't worry about it Gohan. Let's continue our walk." Dot said and began to walk before the boy could get into any trouble with his curiosity.
Gohan knew Dot wasn't going to answer any of his questions and sighed before he gave in and followed the dot.
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(somewhere in the under halls of ff.n where we last left Ash the Wanderer)
Ash the Wanderer had fallen asleep at the table where Steven had left him. The other people that had been in the room had left after deciding that one author couldn't be any trouble and this had been nothing more then a waste of their time.
Steven opened the back door to the room and listened as it opened without a sound, 'Hmm must remember to make door creak.' He glanced around the room and noticed that all of his workers had left Ash the Wanderer alone, well that was bad, for both them and the author in question. Smirking Steven walked across the room and to where Ash was sleeping. His hand then went down to a large black bag that was hanging at his side and he pulled something out of it.
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The authors in Ki-Ball's group jumped at the new voice.
"And how would you know that voice thingy?" DA asked.
"Cause I know CSWB Duo." An orange striped cat said and jumped down from the platform above the group landing in front of Makaveli.
"And you would be?" Chuquita asked, wanting to keep moving.
"Vixy." The cat said.
"A muse, right?" Ki-Ball asked.
"Yep, I'm one of Spooky's muses." The cat said and walked to CSWB Duo. "I can't find Jenny."
CSWB Duo actually paused to think, "You don't think they got her do you?"
"Who got her?" Vixy asked.
"The eeevvile fanfiction people." Kento told her. Everyone tried to pretend they didn't hear Kento say that.
"The fanfiction staff has been capturing and locking up muses." Vejita-Girl told Vixy.
"Capturing? You make this sound like Pokemon." Ki-Ball muttered.
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(back at Ash) {Yes I know his name isn't taken from Pokemon}
Steven pulled out a rubber ducky and proceeded to hit Ash the Wanderer over the head with it.
"Face the wrath of a thousand rubber duckies!" The man, who was clearly crazy, screamed and dumped the bag on Ash.
"This is only about 100 duckies." Ash the Wanderer said as he looked at the small pile of duckies at his feet.
"Oh yeah?!" Steven said and pulled out a remote control. He hit a button on it and stepped back. The ceiling opened and 1000 different colored rubber duckies fall on Ash burying him.
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Dot stopped in front of a door to another story section. Glancing up Gohan read the sign 'Sci fi'.
"Sci fi?" the boy asked.
"Yeah, it's one of the categories Paladone got to lazy to go through."
Gohan nodded, "But we have to now?"
"Yeah this author wants to make your torture last as long as possible… I mean… oh forget it." Dot muttered, thankfully the boy didn't seem to hear.
With a sigh Gohan entered a reasonably quiet room, with the Dot following.
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Littledevil398 and her muse, Cale, watched as the muses located in the jail argued amongst themselves. Duo wanted to try and destroy a wall, Heero thought it was a bad idea, as did the present Ronin Warriors. The other assorted muses wanted to knock Duo out. Familiar tried to scratch Duo, finally getting him to be quiet.
Littledevil walked away from the barred window and after a pause Cale followed.
"What do you plan on doing?" Cale asked his owner.
"We're going to find Gohan." She said and went into a small room.
Cale didn't follow her and instead he continued walking down the hall. Fido walked past him, happily wagging his tail. The watchdog must have an author he needed to harass. While the other author's muses were under attack, any author who sided with Steven and the staff was under protection and considered on the staff. Cale was thankful Littledevil had chosen the Fanfiction side, but what worried him was she was now against her friends. He shrugged it off and continued his journey.
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"Pippin stop!" Fancy screamed as she chased after her muse. Pippin was still running and by now the three authors were out of breath.
"I think we should just give up." Showndra said, and stopped running.
Spooky and Fancy stopped as well.
"But Pippin-"
"Went crazy." Showndra said, cutting her friend off.
"Well now that no one has their muses, what do we do?" Spooky asked.
"We look for other authors." Showndra told her friends and began to walk toward a more lit hallway.
***
Gohan and Dot found a computer in the corner of the room and began to look through the Sci Fi fictions.
"How many do I need to read here?" The boy asked.
"Three." Dot told him and read off a summery that appeared:
"My Family By: Legends and dreams
Goku has a sister and she has heard the tales of the earth Saiyan and not long after Buu, came to see him. She visits and she and Gohan go on a journey to explore the universe, aunt and nephew bonding time...What happens when they are caught by space pirates who are stronger than even Super Saiyan 2?"
Gohan looked confused.
"Gohan it's a Sci Fi/Action Adventure type of fic." Dot told him, still wondering why he had decided to lead the boy around.
"No that's not confused me… who's Buu?"
Dot sweat-dropped. "Well…um… let's just get another fic."
"Is Buu going to be like Cell." The boy asked.
Dot groaned, of course Gohan couldn't be like a normal kid, he would have to be a trained warrior. "Gohan let's just get through these fics ok?"
"Fine." Gohan said, clearly not happy.
Dot pulled up the next story.
Unicorn Love By: FantisyUnreached01
Sum: A girl falls in love with Trunks and he falls in love with her. But what will happen to their love when it turns out she is the princess of a unicorns and must return to lead her people?
Rating: PG-13 - Sci fi/Romance
Gohan hopped this fic wouldn't be to strange, like that other unicorn one he read. He still for some reason liked that fic.
The rules of the unicorns state that a romance between a human and a unicorn is forbidden, this rule extends to Saiyans as well…
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Trunks had been dating the Mia for the about a year and knew that he loved her with all his heart, body and soul. Goten thought he was crazy, but he decided to take the next step and ask her to marry him.
He had gotten the ring and was at her door. She opened it and saw him, surprise clearly on her face. "Trunks?" she asked.
"Mia, will you marry me?" he asked.
"Trunks I would love to." She said and threw her arms around his neck.
Gohan looked away from the story for a second. Dot had left him to go do something, or get something. He wondered if he left would Dot notice him gone. Knowing his luck the boy decided to just stay at the computer.
"It's ok, you can sit through this." Gohan muttered to himself as he watched mushiness between Trunks and Mia, for two chapters. Nothing but romance for two whole chapters. Granted they need to get ready for their wedding but the author chose to draw out the romance to much.
Dot finally come back at the beginning of chapter 4.
Trunks and Mia where in the little church they had chosen for their wedding. All of their friends and family were gathered. Trunks had managed to talk Goten into being best man, and now the half Saiyan was trying to loosen his tie a little. Goten hated to dress up.
The preacher had just asked for objections and the air was quiet. Trunks gave his soon to be wife's hand a squeeze, when suddenly…
"I object!" Someone no one had ever seen before screamed.
To be continued…
a/n: *evil grin* You know what to do, review!
Gohan promptly banged his head on the computer desk.
"Something wrong Gohan?" Dot asked him.
"WHY DO THEY HAVE TO DO THAT?" The boy screamed.
"Shh." Dot said, trying to get the boy to quiet down, they were getting strange looks from the other authors in the room.
"Once, just once can we read a story that's done?" Gohan asked.
"Sure, just not yet." Dot told him, suddenly fearing for his life. He was just following orders after all.
"Why not now?" Gohan asked.
"There are no good ones that are finished?" Dot offered.
Gohan glanced back at the computer. "What's the next one?"
Dot pulled one up.
I'm Superman By: Super idiot21
What happens when everyone finds out that Goku is really an alien, as they do for Vegeta? R&R!!!!
"That sounds weird…" Gohan mused while looking at the title.
"Yeah, well, I guess you should just read it." Dot said and clicked on the story.
Chapter 1
It was any other day in the DBZ world except for one little fact, the new Superman movie had just come out.
Gohan looked to Dot with an expression of 'help me.'
"Dot do we really-" The boy started.
"Yes Gohan."
Gohan groaned.
"Why do you even ask?" Dot asked.
Gohan shrugged.
"Hey ChiChi did you know I'm Superman?!" Goku yelled as soon as he entered his house.
ChiChi looked up from what she was doing, cooking dinner. "What do you mean?" She asked, all was good in the world, Gohan was upstairs studying, Goku didn't break down the door, and his strange friends were no where around.
"What is it with making my mom act like that?" Gohan asked. He knew he should get angry since this was the same type of thing that had pushed him over the edge before, but for some reason he only felt sleepy.
Dot hid the sleeping drugs he had given the boy behind his 'back'.
"Well I came here as an alien baby, I can fly, and do other stuff most people can't do." Goku said.
"What about Vegeta?" ChiChi said, while she hated to say that awful man's name, she was hopping it would get her husband off his current topic.
"Oh yeah! I forgot about him!" Goku said and flew off.
ChiChi sighed in anger, that wasn't the effect she wanted to have on Goku. Oh well, she would just have to pull out the frying pan and hit him with it when he came home.
To be continued!!
A/N: I'm just so mean, R&R or you get no fic!
Gohan yawned once. No anger, none at all, he was just really tired.
"Well?" Dot asked.
"I'm sleepy for some strange reason." Gohan told him and stifled another yawn.
"Well you can sit through one more fic, right?" Dot asked.
"I think." Gohan yawned out.
Dot's plan was working, he knew Gohan would get pissed at some point, and if the boy was drugged, then he couldn't get angry and destroy stuff.
Dot pushed the page down to get to the next title.
Their love By: Spit fighter
Gohan falls in love with a girl from another planet while taking a tour of the universe...The problem is he has a girlfriend back home
Gohan read the summery and yawned.
"Let's not go into that one." Dot told him, still fearing for its life.
"Whatever you say." Gohan told him.
Dot began to think maybe he had given the boy to much of the sleeping drug.
Scrolling down more Dot found another fic.
Earth; my planet By: Crazed anime Otaku Fan at all times
What if Vegeta came to earth instead of Goku? What if he was found by Gohan but didn't get amnesia...He just chose to stay peaceably and now...not Radditz but Goku comes to look for his prince
Gohan read the summery and then turned to Dot and sleepily told him, "That sounds good."
"Yeah, I think it will be too, this should say AU, but I guess they forgot it." Dot muttered.
"AU?" The boy asked.
"Alternate universe." Dot told him and clicked on the link.
A 404 error popped up saying something about to many users on the site.
"But I wanted to read that one!" Gohan said.
"Sorry Gohan, the site's being hit to much."
"But what about my three fics I need to read?"
"Let's just move on, we can read one more in another category." Dot told him and steered the sleep drunk boy out of the room.
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Rowen of Strata, a Ronin Warrior and one of Fancy's lost muses was walking down a mostly dark hallway. He really couldn't see too far ahead of him, nor behind, but he was using his abilities as a Ronin as much as he could.
Something suddenly felt off and he froze.
"What do you want Cale?" he asked the darkness.
Cale, stepped out of the shadows, a smile on the Dark Warlord of Darkness's face.
"You must come with me, Rowen of Strata."
"Why?" Rowen asked, preparing to call his armor.
"No muse rule, remember?" Cale told him.
"And what, you're on the staff now?"
"Of course." Cale said with a smile and prepared to capture the Ronin.
~Zap~
Cale suddenly vanished.
"Sorry Rowen, this sounded too much like a bad Ronin Warrior fic." Mewtwo said as he appeared.
"And I suppose you haven't seen Showndra.?"
"Nope, not that I really tried looking." The purple-pink cat-creature-thing said with a shrug.
"You two are muses right?" someone said as she came out of the darkness.
"Umm… yeah…" Rowen told her.
"I'm Chibi Tails-chan, and I was wondering if you knew where the other authors were."
"No idea at all." Rowen told her.
"Are you looking for your author?" Chibi Tails-chan asked.
"Yep, you can come with me if you like." Rowen said and began to lead them into the darkness.
"Great, stuck following blue boy." Mewtwo muttered, not happy with his sudden companions.
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The mound of multi-colored rubber duckies started to move as the room was plunged into darkness.
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Guess what?! It's to be continued!!! *thus Gohan goes crazy*
It's the dreaded author's notes! Run! Run for your lives!!!
First off, Crazed Fanatic Anime Fan and Teekoness, you two will be in the next chapter, don't worry. Also I'm not going to put anymore authors in, however if you want your fic used, e-mail me and I'll gladly put it in, the next 3 categories we're going to (not necessarily in this order) are: Fantasy, Romance, and Angst.
Yes I am making fun of Ash's name, I figured Paladone did it, why don't I have fun with it too? So that's the only reason there's a Pokemon muse in here.
Also before you ask, Ash the Wanderer had a rubber ducky as his MSN picture for about 5 minutes, I saw the pic, that's why I'm having fun making fun of the ducky.
Oh yeah, if Spooky's pen name changed from Spooky to Spooky2 when ff.n got the new naming system. However for the course of this fic she will be called Spooky.
The author wishes to thank Crazed Fanatic Anime Fan for her help with this chapter.