A/N: Right, so this is my second fic and, you'll never guess what, it carries on right after my first, Constantine. So I suggest you read that one first or this one will make about as mush sense as an elephant with a balloon. Also, I really wanted to have a go at a Freak Of The Week fic, so here it is. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Smallville, but I do have Tom Welling chained up in my basement, do you think that counts?…

He held her in his hands. He had waited so long and now, finally, she was his. She was so beautiful, so delicate, so enchanting.

He pulled her close and gazed into her eyes. Her magnificent red eyes. She held his gaze all the more ferociously. She was his prize, his star. She was his Black Widow.

"Kevin dear, Samantha's here." His mother called up.

"Okay, send her up." Kevin shouted back. He placed his arachnid back into her custom made cage. He was so gentle with his placement, right on top of an authentic Smallville meteor rock. Against the green stone her small black body looked all the more stunning, or at least, he thought so.

Samantha, on the other hand was not so impressed with her boyfriend's new obsession. She could see it from the doorway where she was standing, and made a conscious decision to stay as far away as possible from Kevin's new love interest.

"I didn't see you at the Talon today." She said, knowing she would never catch his attention unless she asserted herself.

It worked; he spun round to face her.

"What? Oh, shit, crap. Manf I'm so sorry, I just, it just..." He could see she wasn't impressed. "I forgot. It's just, Leia arrived today." He picked up the spider.

"Leia?" Samantha could hardly believe what she was hearing.

"Yeah. Isn't she gorgeous?" He sighed, holding up the Black Widow so she could see it.

"Breathe taking." Samantha mumbled. Why didn't Kevin ever say that about her? I'm jealous of a spider, she thought. How pathetic.

"That's odd." Kevin said suddenly. He hadn't taken his eyes off Leia the whole time.

"What's odd?"

"Just before, I could have sworn she had red eyes, not green." He lifted the spider up to his face. "I'm sure they were re…" Kevin let out an ear piercing scream and fell to floor, his face twisted in agony.

"My God! Kevin! Kevin!" Samantha ran to her lover's side. "Kevin! Kevin."

Tears streamed down her cheeks as she watched him writhe around on the floor. "Mrs. Watson!" She screamed. "Mrs. Watson please hurry!"

Samantha looked down. Kevin had fallen still. My God, she thought. His lips had turned a vile green. He's not breathing! What do I do? What do I do?"

She leant down and placed her lips on his…

…When Mrs. Watson rushed into her son's room, she found him and his girlfriend lying motionless on the floor.

This chapter is dedicated to my friend Samantha. She eats men alive.