Disclaimer: I do not own any Final fantasy, Star Ocean, Zelda or Shining tears characters, oh poopie I wanted them for Christmas! Davoren doesn't belong to me either.
A/N: Yep it's me any-more-cheese, and Im back with a new chapter. 'Laughs like an evil person' You probably guessed who the two new people are I mean it I a little obvious. So anyway on with chapter 4. Hooray
Chapter 4
"Cliff's going crazy again" Tifa explained.
"Tifa you're next!"Cliff shouted.
"Come on Cliff do you always have to get in a fight?" The red head asked. "Can't you be more..more..like..me?"
"You are such a smart ass, Reno!" Cliff shouted.
"Whatever Cliff, say I haven't seen you around before, you can call me Reno and this here baldly is Rude." Reno introduced.
"Hi Im Terra" Terra replied cheerfully. She put her hand out for Reno to shake but as he went to shake it, his face was met with Vincent's gun.
"You stay away from her, Langly(A/N: I wrote Langly as Reno's last name dunno where it came from, sorry if someone else uses it, please don't be angry)He said sternly.
"Hey come on vampy, Im not gonna hurt her" Reno replied coolly.
"How many times have I heard you say that before, Langly?" Vincent asked.
"Look dude I respect you in every way but why do you have to call me by my last name?" Reno asked.
"It depends" Vincent replied.
"Okay you made your point" Reno said. Vincent put his gun away as swiftly as he drew it.
"How pathetic" Seymore said in a menacing tone. Everyone looked around and there he was the blue nob-head and his underlings, Sephiroth and Albel. Sure Seymore was bad but you wouldn't want to get in a fight with one of them.(A/N: They would surely whip your ass, unless you're Vinnie of course. My precious Vinnie.)
"Are you talking to us?" Reno asked.
"Well I don't see any other losers around here."Seymore replied.
"That's big comin' from a nob-head, such as yourself" Reno said as he stood up. Seymore started laughing.
"That's the best you can come up with?" Seymore taunted.
"Reno just sit back down and ignore him" Vincent ordered.
"That's a big order coming from someone who's afraid of his own gun" Seymore insulted. Vincent stood up and turned around to face Seymore. "Oh did I get the little vampire angry" Seymore said in a baby voice.(A/N: Listen to me Vincent, kill Seymore, I repeat kill Seymore. Stupid idiot leave Vinnie alone) Vincent yet again drew his gun, it was aimed directly between Seymore's eyes.
"Do not call me a vampire" Vincent said angrily.
"Vincent put your gun away, he's not worth it" Terra said standing up.
"Ah who's this?" Seymore asked."Did the vampire get himself a girl?"
"Hey Seymore, isn't that the music teachers daughter?" Albel asked.
"Ah yeah, that teacher ass is hot" Sephiroth stated.
"Leave Terra's mother out of this" Vincent ordered.
"Come on Vincent just back down" Terra pleaded.
"Hey Rikku, you gettin' this?" Tidus asked.
"Yep, it's all on camera" Rikku replied.
"Rikku stop recording" Vincent told.
"No" Rikku replied.
"Rikku turn the fucking camera off!" Vincent shouted. The whole cafeteria went silent and all eyes were on Vincent. Rikku instantly turned the camera off.
"Sorry Vinnie" Rikku said.
"Do not call me that!" Vincent shouted again.
"Yowch" Rikku replied.
"Now Vincent that's not a way to talk to a friend" Seymore mocked.
"Vincent! How many times do I have to tell you that apart from weapons class, weapons are forbidden in school!" Auron shouted as he walked in on the scene. "Now go to the head master's" Vincent lowered his gun and walked out of the room, and stormed into Cid's office.(A/N: This is Cid from FF7)
"Hey can't you read-oh Vincent it's you" Cid said with a cigarette in his mouth. "So why has Auron sent you here now?" Vincent of course didn't say anything but what he did do was punch the wall with his metal hand. When he removed his hand there was a dent in the wall. "Come ere' sonny, I can tell somethin' is under your skin. So tell me what it is"
"Why does he always have to do it?" Vincent said.
"Who?" Cid asked.
"Seymore" Vincent replied.
Elsewhere Cloud was sat outside trying to do some homework. "3x-216, I don't get this shit!" He shouted. "What the hell is this supposed to mean!"
"What's wrong Cloud?" Terra asked coming over.
"It's this math, I really can't understand it" Cloud replied.
"Here let me help" Terra suggested.
"You sure, this is really hard stuff" Cloud stated.
"X6" Terra answered.
"What?" Cloud asked.
"That's the answer" Terra repeated.
"Wow you worked this mumbo-jumbo out really fast" Cloud replied.
"We elves are taught it from a very early age" Terra said.
"Hey I just got a brilliant idea! You could be my tutor" Cloud stated.
"Sure okay" Terra replied. "Oh before I forget, I don't know where I have my next class?"
"What do you have?" Cloud asked.
"Science" She answered.
"Not a good lesson at all" Cloud replied.
"Why not?"Terra asked.
"The teacher, Proffesser Hojo, he's a right pervy bastard" Cloud replied.
"Really?" Terra asked.
"Yeah really, I walk there with you if you want" Cloud suggested.
"Sure" Terra agreed. The bell rang for the end of lunch, they all walked to their next class'. Terra sat down on one of the stools in the science lab, funny enough so did everyone else. A man came through the door. He was short and freaky looking. His greasy black hair was tied back and his glasses were on the edge of his nose. He wore a white lab coat and held his hands behind his back. (A/N: It's Hojo! Dun Dun DUNNNNNN...).
"That's him" Cloud whispered to Terra.
"Mister Strife do you have something to share?" Hojo asked in a menacing tone.
"No sir" Cloud replied.
"Good" Hojo said. Vincnt came charging through the door. "Mr. Valentine, I hope you have a good reason for being late?" Vincent paid no attention and carried on walking.(A/N: Who's the rebel?) "Mr. Valentine I expect an answer when I talk to someone!" Vincent stopped dead, in the middle of the room, Hojo started walking towards him.
"Don't you come any closer or I'll-"
"Or you'll what? Hmmm...I don't think you are in a position to threaten me" Hojo interrupted. Vincent fell silent again, he carried on walking to his seat. His seat was next to Terra.
"Are you okay?" She asked but she never had a reply.
"Well, well, well who do we have here?" Hojo asked.
"My name is Terra I just moved here, sir" Terra replied.
"Ah I see, come over here let me get a better look at you"(A/N: PERV ALEART! EVERYBODY RUN!) Hojo said, so Terra walked over to Hojo, he started staring at her.(A/N: EWWWW!) "Judging by the size of your ears you are an elf, very intresting"(A/N: SICKO!)
"Excuse me sir but could I sit back down?" Terra asked.
"Hmmm...yes you may" Hojo answered. Terra quickly sat back down.Hojo walked back to the front of the class. "Class today we will be dissecting frogs". The lab assistant wheeled in two trolleys, each were covered in trays with frogs on them. Terra's heart started beating at a terrible rate, infact the only thing she heard was her heartbeat.(A/N: Okay I know this bit is weird but elves love nature and I thought well frogs are part of that so she would probably feel like she was betraying the frog. If that makes sense?). She just stared at the frogs.
"Terra what's the matter?" Vincent asked.(A/N: He's so caring ' melts into a pile of goo on the floor because Vinnie looks at her'.)
"I...I can't...do this" Terra said still looking at the frogs. "Sir I can not do this, it goes against everything my people stand for" Terra said.
"You are no different from any of the other students in this class" Hojo said harshly.
"She said she didn't want to do it so she doesn't have to" Vincent said sternly.
"Mr. Valentine, might I remind you that you are in no position to order me around" Hojo said. (A/N: EVILLLL!) There was a knock at the door. "Come in" The door opened and Elwyn walked in.
"Excuse me for interrupting your class professor but I have some business to attend to with my daughter, Terra and I would be most grateful if you could excuse her from your class." She said.
"Yes I suppose you may take your daughter" Hojo replied.
"Thank you, Terra please come" Elwyn said as she bowed. Terra stood up and rushed out of the door. (A/N: If you were wondering what's going on then I'll explain, Elwyn heard what was going on, she's an elf you know and she rescued Terra as it were) The door was shut and the class continued. They had a wonderful lesson of pulling a frogs insides out. Vincent of course refused to do any work. Many of the girls screamed or threw up but thankfully the bell rang for the end of the day. But before Hojo let them out, Hojo being the monster he is set them homework. Then they were free, everyone charged to their cars, bikes or whatever else they might have. Vincent got on his motorbike and drove of without a word, but then he never usually does.
"What's got into him?" Reno asked getting in his stylish jaguar.
"One word, Hojo" Davoren replied getting in the back and Rude got in the passengers seat.
"You know I really don't understand that guy" Reno stated.
"Well it does take a while" Davoren replied. As Reno went to pull away a chocobo walked out infront of him, he immediately braked. He stuck his head out of the window.
"Fucking look where you're goin'!" He shouted. The person on the chocobo turned their head around to look at Reno. "Oh-hey Terra I didn't know it was you, say why did you go do-lally in science?".
"I don't want to talk about it" She replied.
"Yeah okay, well I'll see ya tomorrow" Reno said.
"Yeah" She said as she moved out of the way.
"Bye" Reno said as he drove of.
Any-more-cheese: Yay! Another chappie and reviewer! I love both of my reviewers so much, I think I might cry. So thank you Hello-blondie and Vampire Megan you two are the best!
Everyone: 'Sweat drop'
Any-more-cheese:I thank you both so much lots of huggies from me!
Tidus: I didn't do much in this chapter, and where are my beloved jelly babies?
Any-more-cheese: Don't worry I have something special for you in the next chappie.
Tidus: Well hurry up and write the bleddy think then!
Hojo: 'Walks into the room with jelly babies'
Tidus: You thief! Give my jelly babies back!
Hojo: No
Tidus: 'Runs and tackles Hojo. Grabs jelly babies' They're mine at last! Now I can take over the world!'Laughs like a maniac'
Wakka: Taking over da world with jelly babies?
Any-more-cheese: Someone save me from theses mad people! Anyway please review my lovely readers.
