Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Final fantasy, Star Ocean, Shining tears or Zelda. Davoren does not belong to me.

A/N: Okay onto chapter 5. Wow that was fast. Anyway this is one of my favourite parts in my fic. So please enjoy and tell me what you thought.

Chapter 5

Later that night at Tidus' house.

"Man, this is tough!" Tidus shouted. Tidus was getting frustrated with his science work. "I know I'll give Yuna a call" He jumped up for his phone. He dialled Yuna's number and waited...waited...still waited. Suddenly.

"Hello" Yuna answered.

"Hey it's me" Tidus replied.

"Hey Tidus wazzup?" She asked.

"Well...you know our science homework?" Tidus replied.

"Yeah I just finished it" Yuna stated.

"Well I haven't even started yet, so could you please help me?" Tidus asked.

"Well I suppose I could" Yuna replied.

"Thank you so much Yuna! But before we hit the books can I ask you something?" Tidus asked.

"Yeah sure" Yuna said.

"Look Yuna would you-"

"This is chocobo burger, can I have your order?" A woman said.

"Yes, I would like the chocobo combo with lots and lots of fries" Shuyin replied.

"Is that everything sir?" The woman asked again.

"Yes that is everything, thank you" Shuyin replied.

"SHUYIN! What the fuck are you doing?" Tidus shouted down the phone.

"Huh, oh hey bro, do you want anything?" Shuyin asked.

"Bro! Im having a private conversation here!" Tidus replied.

"With who might I ask?" Shuyin asked.

"With Yuna!" Tidus yelled angrily.

"With Yuna! Oh sorry dude I didn't know" Shuyin said "Bye Yuna" There was a click on the phone and Shuyin was gone.

"So where were we?" Yuna asked.

"Oh yeah, would you like to I dunno go out with me sometime?" Tidus questioned. There was a long silence.

"I would love to! Wow this is the best order I've ever had" The chocobo woman replied.

"Huh?" Tidus and Yuna said.

"I'll put something special in your order. I love you my hunny-bunny!" The woman said again.

"Hey he was talking to me!" Yuna said angrily.

"Hunny-bunny, who is this mad woman?" The woman asked.

"MAD! Who are you calling mad?" Yuna shouted.

"Well excuse me, he was talking to me" The woman stated.

"No he fucking wasn't! And Tidus I would love to go out with." Yuna said.

"Hey he's my hunny-bunny, my little lamb chop!" The woman remarked. "Im going out with him!"

"Excuse me ladies, um look you seem like a very nice person but I did ask Yuna not you" Tidus stated.

"Hah in your face!" Yuna shouted.

"You'll regret this!" The woman said before she hung up.

"Sorry about that Yuna" Tidus apologised.

"Hey that's okay, you need to put bitches like that in their place" Yuna stated.

"So what is your answer?" Tidus asked.

"My answer is...Yes!" Yuna replied excitedly.

"YESSS! Go Tidus it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday!" Tidus said. Then there was a knock on the wall.(A/N: It's someone on the other side, or in the next room.)

"Hey dude Im trying to sleep in here!" Cloud shouted.(A/N: Tidus, Shuyin, Cloud, Zack and Rane all live in the same house.)

"Sorry!" Tidus replied. I did not mean to say that out loud, wait a sec Yuna's still on the phone. Oh shit! I bet she heard that. Tidus thought. "Yuna did you just her all of that?"

"Yep" Yuna replied.

"Oops sorry" Tidus said.

"That's okay, anyway I had better get to sleep so see you tomorrow" Yuna said. "Bye"

"Yeah bye" Tidus said hanging up the phone. Tidus got in his bed and went to sleep.

The next morning Tidus awoke to the sound of his chocobo alarm clock."Just ten more minutes" Tidus muttered pulling a pillow over his face.

"Hey Tidus get your ass out of bed now!" Shuyin shouted from downstairs. Five minutes later.

"Tidus do I have to send my sister in there!" Cloud shouted.

"Okay, okay im up jeez" Tidus said getting out of bed and heading towards the bathroom. He showered, cleaned his teeth, got dressed and gelled his hair...or tried too. He opened his pot of hair gel to find that it was empty. "Cloud! You used all of my hair gel!" Tidus shouted.

"Sorry but mine ran out" Cloud replied. "You couldn't expect me to go to school with my hair looking a mess, could you?"

"Don't you always" Rane commented.

"Hey!" Cloud shouted. There was a knock at Tidus' door. It opened and in walked Rane. She had her blond hair in two spiky pig tails (A/N: Like Peppita off of Star Ocean, well maybe a bit longer.) She wore a blue tank top, a denim skirt with knee high boots.

"Hey Rane" Tidus greeted.

"Good morning Tidus, would you like to borrow my hair gel?" She said holding out a mega-sized pot of hair gel.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, take it as an apology from my stupid brother" Rane said stressing the stupid part.

"I heard that!" Cloud shouted.

"Whatever" She replied handing Tidus the hair gel.

"Right on!" Tidus shouted cheerfully, taking the pot. He instantly put his hand in and plopped the contents on his blond hair. "Thanks Rane" He tried to give it back but she refused to take it.

"Don't worry, keep it" She said. "Besides I don't use it much anyway, theses spikes are all natural"

"Thanks"

"Anytime" She said leaving the room. Tidus grabbed his bag before he quickly followed. They went outside to the car where Shuyin, Cloud and Zack were waiting.

"It's about time you two got out here" Zack said as they got in the back.

"Hey you can't rush hair styling" Tidus remarked.

"Yeah I know, I was only sayin'" Zack replied.

"Guess what?" Rane asked.

"What?"

"Well I was talking to Yuffie last night and their coming back today" Rane explained excitedly. "Isn't that great!"

"Oh goodie" Tidus muttered.

"Hey don't you want to see everyone?" Rane asked.

"Well sure...in a way but...I dunno." Tidus replied.

"Let me guess, it's Yuna right?" Shuyin said. "Come on I have gotta be right"

"Yuna? What has she done something, cause if she has I'll give her a good kick up the ass" Rane stated.

"Well maybe if you let Shuyin talk he might just tell us" Zack remarked.

"Yeah enlighten us with the gossip, Shuyin" Cloud said.

"Well Yuna and my little brother are goin' out" Shuyin explained.

"Since when?" Rane asked.

"Since last night" Shuyin replied.

"So that was what all that noise was about" Cloud stated.

"Can we change the subject already" Tidus whined. Shuyin started the engine of the car and drove away. It took about five minutes to get to their school, everyone was waiting outside. Shuyin parked the car in his usual space, they got out of the car and Yuna ran over.

"Hi Tidus" She greeted.

"Hi..um howdy" Tidus replied.

"So you looking forward to seeing everyone?" Yuna asked.

"I suppose" Tidus replied putting his hands in his pockets.

"Hi Rane, and how are you this morning?" Yuna asked.

"Im fine thanks" She replied.

"So are we gonna go over to the others or what?" Zack asked.

"Sure!" Rane and Yuna replied. Tidus, Shuyin, Cloud, Zack, Rane and Yuna joined the others.

"Mirage why are we all waiting outside?" Terra asked.

"Well some of our friends went on holiday together and their coming back today" Mirage explained.

"How many is 'some'?" Terra asked.

"Well...about seven" Mirage replied counting them on her fingers.

"SEVEN!" Terra shouted. "There isn't anything else I should know is there?"

"Well there is this trip tomorrow" Mirage replied.

"Yeah that trip is gonna be fun, fun, FUN!" Rikku shouted as she bounced past. "I just can't wait!"

"So where exactly is this trip?"

"It's at the Macalania training facility" Mirage replied.

"A training facility?" Terra asked.

"Yeah we're gonna kick some fiend ass!" Rikku shouted.

"You mean it's a fighting trip?" Terra questioned.

"Yeah, it's supposed to be really fun" Mirage answered. Cloud approaches Mirage and Terra.

"What's happenin' girls?" Cloud asked.

"Hey Cloud" Mirage and Terra greeted. Then a red Ferrari comes through the gates, it parked then six people jumped out of it.(A/N: I really don't know how they all fit in there? Maybe it was a strechted Ferrari?). They were Baralai, Gippal, Aeris, Yuffie, Rinoa and Paine.

"Whats up?" Wakka shouted as all six of them walked over.

"Hey guys!" Gippal shouted. "How have you all been?"

"We've been good, ya" Wakka replied. Gippal suddenly notices Terra.

"Who's this beautiful lady?" Gippal asked.

"Im Terra nice to meet you" Terra replied.

"Let me get this straight you guys missed us that much that you replaced us?" Gippal asked.

"No, Terra is one of the gang now" Tidus replied.

"Oh and who said that?" Gippal asked.

"None other than the vampire himself" Zell replied.

"Vincent? Nooo, I don't believe that" Gippal said.

"Well you had better start believing 'cause here comes Vinnie" Rikku stated pointing to a motorbike coming into the school grounds. There were two people riding it, Vincent was driving and there was a girl on the back. She had long flowing black hair. "Hey Vinnie, Gippal has something to say to you" Rikku shouted running over to Vincent.

"No I don't, she's lying" Gippal said.

"Save it for someone who cares" Vincent said coldly.

"Well isn't that a tough thing to say" Seymore insulted as him and his crew walked over to the gang.

"Oh and I suppose that is?" Vincent commented.

"Yeah that's a good one" Sephiroth laughed.

"Sigh you pinhead" Seymore sighed.

"Yeah he is a pinhead" Sephiroth agreed.

"No you idiot you're the pinhead" Albel corrected.

"Actually I think he was talking to you" Sephiroth replied.

"Shut up both of you!" Seymore shouted. They both went silent. "And you, little blondie Im gonna make you wish you were never born"

"Hey only I call him blondie" Vincent stated.

"You think I care" Seymore said.

"What exactly did I do?" Tidus asked.

"Yeah and in case you haven't noticed there is more than one blondie around here" Cliff remarked.

"Shut up maggot!" Albel shouted.

"Nicely put" Sephiroth complimented.

"Thanks pinhead" Albel said.

"Hey!"

"What?" Albel asked.

"Im not a pinhead!" Sephiroth stated

"Are you two pinheads finished?" Seymore asked. They both went silent again. "Where was I? Ah yes I was going to fill you in. Well you know that conversation you had with chocobo burger last night"

"Oh yeah that woman was crazy" Tidus replied.

"Well that 'crazy woman' was my sister and I intend to keep her word for her" Seymore finished.

Any-more-cheese: Well there it is chapter 5. Hope you enjoy reading it! Thank you Hello-blondie and Vamps for their reviews, you're so kind!

Vincent: Indeed.

Chloe: So when do I get to come in?

Any-more-cheese: Well lets just say that it will be a while.

Chloe: WHAT? That is so unfair!

Any-more-cheese: Im sorry I'll let you have lots of beer if you forgive me.

Chloe: BEER!

Reno: Did someone say beer?

Vinn-Vincent: Indeed

Tidus: Seymore isn't gonna hurt me is he?

Any-more-cheese: You'll have to read to find out

Tidus: That's no fun. Can't you give me a little hint?

Any-more-cheese: Hmmmm...no

Chloe: (Suddenly notices Tidus In the room) TIDUS!

Tidus: Oh shit (Chloe chases Tidus around the room)

Everyone: (Sweat drop)

Any-more-cheese: Vinnie could you say the bye-byes?

Vincent: Indeed. Please review and read the next chappie. Good bye.