Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Final fantasy, Shining tears, Star Ocean or Zelda. I do not own Davoren either.
A/N: This chapter has a class with Cid and Auron so expect a lot of madness! .
Anyway on with the chappie!
Chapter 6
"So lets get this straight, Seymore's sister works at chocobo burger. Man that is so funny...I can't breath!" Reno shouted as he collapsed on the floor from laughter. "Rude...help...me...I can't...breath" Reno laughed rolling around.
"Reno stop fart-assing around" Rude said as he kicked Reno in the side.
"Ouch! That hurt man!" Reno shouted.
"Well your breathing aren't you?" Rude replied.
"Well yeah but I think you broke my ribs!" Reno cried rolling around in pain.
"How pathetic!" Seymore insulted. "But then you would have to be if you had hair like that" Reno stopped as soon as the word 'hair' was mentioned. He stood up and stared hatefully at Seymore.
"Why you fucking nob-head!" Reno shouted. "No one talks about my hair!"
"Reno calm down before you get yourself hurt" Rude told.
"Shaddup baldly! You wouldn't know anything about hair!" Reno shouted.
"That's a little harsh don't you think?" Seymore asked. "I thought baldly was your best friend?"
"This is me and you Seymore so leave them out of it!" Reno stated.
"You're even denser than you look if you think I would waste my time on you" Seymore laughed. "You're not even worth the effort"
"Why you-" Reno was interrupted as Rude scooped him off of his feet. "Hey lemme go! Rude put me down!" Reno shouted.
"Reno how much did you drink this morning?" Rude asked.
"Hey what I drink is none of your business!" Reno shouted.
"Whatever but Im taking you home before you make a total ass out of yourself" Rude replied as he forced Reno in the back of his jaguar.
"Rude, Im fucking telling you, let me outta here!" Reno struggled.
"Come on tough guy, don't you want a nice cup of iced tea?" Rude asked.
"I fucking hate iced tea!" Reno replied. Rude got in the drivers seat. Tifa ran over to the car.
"Will you be back for class?" She asked.
"Hey babe, those are some mighty fine boobs ya got there. How about me and you have a little alone time, just you and me babe, how about it?" Reno asked.
"If he weren't drunk right now I would of hit him" Tifa stated.
"So is that a maybe?" Reno asked again. Tifa suddenly punched Reno in the face through the open window.
"Don't you ever talk to me like that!" She shouted as she ran back to everyone.
"Ouch" Reno whispered. Rude started up the engine and left for his house.
"So blondie, I look forward to our next meeting" Seymore said as him, Sephiroth and Albel pushed their way through the group.
"See ya later blondie!" Sephiroth said as he messed up Tidus' hair. Then they were gone.
"Oh boy" Tidus sighed.
"Looks like you got yourself into a bad situation" Baralai stated.
"No kidding" Tidus replied.
"But I wouldn't worry, you've got Vincent to protect you" Gippal reassured.
"What makes you think I'll protect him?" Vincent asked giving Gippal a hard stare.
"Well you protected Raven that time-"
"Raven is my sister, do you expect me to just leave her?" Vincent interrupted.
"You do have a point" Gippal replied.
"Yeah but didn't you kinda protect Terra yesterday?" Cloud reminded.
"Come on guys, leave Vincent alone and Tidus you're gonna have to protect yourself when the time comes." Davoren said.
"Sorry vampy we didn't mean to upset ya" Zell said.
"Oh yeah you guys gotta say hi to Terra!" Rikku shouted excitedly.
"Please forgive my rudeness I am Baralai it is a pleasure to meet you." Baralai said.
"Yeah he's a big posho" Gippal commented.
"That is not entirely correct" Baralai replied.
"Ah just shut up, ya" Wakka complained.
"Anyway Im Gippal" Gippal said.
"Im Yuffie" Yuffie said cheerfully.
"Paine, nice to meet you" Paine said.
"Im Aeris" Aeris said.
"Rinoa here" Rinoa said.
"It's nice to meet all of you" Terra replied. The bell rang.
"Oh man another boring day" Tidus sighed.
"You said it bro" Shuyin agreed. So everyone walked in apart from Vincent and Davoren.
"Vincent, are you gonna tell me what's wrong or do I have to force it outta ya?" Davoren asked.
"There is nothing wrong" Vincent replied bluntly.
"Come on Vin, I've known you for ten years now, you can't lye to me that easily." Davoren said. Vincent said nothing in reply. "It's Rachel isn't it? Has she gotten worse?" Vincent replied by walking into the school. Davoren sighed before he followed. Everyone walked to their social studies class, their teacher was none other than the headmaster himself, Cid. Cid was one of the besr teachers ever, he was easy going, funny and he actually listened to your problems. When ever you saw him he would have a cigarette in his mouth, all the students wondered why he hadn't had a heart attack yet. Cid was writing something on the board when everyone entered, they sat down at their individual desks. The word Cid was writing was 'SEX' in capital letters.
"Right class, we're goin' to discuss sex today, so first off lets see who has had sex?" Rude had brought Reno back and Reno being Reno threw his arm in the air but no one else did. "Don't be shy and put your fucking hands in the air." Lenne and Shuyin slowly put their hands in the air. Then Rude, Davoren, Tifa, Cloud, Lulu, Cliff, Seymore and Sephiroth all put their hands in the air. "Right that's more like it. I'll ask Reno since I know he doesn't give a shit about what others think. So Reno how many girls do you think you've slept with?"
"Hmmm...23...no wait was it 25...no it was definitely 26" Reno replied.
"Reno that's a lot of girls for someone your age" Cid commented.
"What so Im supposed to wait until Im your age?" Reno asked.
"Hey Im not that old!" Cid shouted.
"Right whatever gramps" Reno said. "Next question"
"Right, Reno do you know all 25 of these women?" Cid asked.
"Ahem 26 women gramps" Reno corrected folding his arms.
"Fine 26, what difference does it make anyway?" Cid said sounding fed up.
"It makes a hell of a difference and besides that one you left out might get upset" Reno explained.
"So did you know all of the 26 women, Reno?" Cid asked again.
"Well...I know most of them...why do you want their phone numbers or something gramps?" Reno replied.
"Excuse me Im married!" Cid shouted. "Anyway, you see class Reno is the perfect example of a guy who can't keep his trouser on, so my advice to you is buy a belt" The class burst out in laughter at Cid's so called advice.
"How dare you say that!" Reno shouted. "And for your information I wear a belt!" Before the conversation could continue the bell rang. The whole class packed up their things and left for their next class. Rude had to drag Reno away before he started a fight with Cid. Their next class was P.E with Jecht. Terra walked up to Vincent.
"Hey Vincent, I was wondering what kind of things do you do in P.E?" She asked. Vincent said nothing, he just ignored her. "What's the matter Vincent?" Vincent stopped and turned his head in her direction.
"Leave me alone" He said sternly then he continued walking to class. Terra just stood there speechless(A/N: I know I would be) Davoren ran up to Terra.
"Hey what's up Terra?" He asked.
"Davoren, you're kind of Vincent's closest friend right?" Terra replied.
"Yep known the guy for ten long years. Lemme guess you wanna know what kind of things he likes or something?" Davoren said.
"Not exactly. I know I've only known him for a day but he seems like he's worried about something, do you know what it is?" Terra asked.
"Oh, you can tell too huh. Well it's Vincent's little sister" Davoren answered.
"Why? What's wrong with Raven?" Terra questioned.
"No not Raven, Vincent's other sister, Rachel" Davoren corrected.
"Is she okay?"
"Not really, you see she's really sick" Davoren stated.
"Well Im sure she'll get better" Terra said cheerfully.
"Well...she's not exactly gonna get better" Davoren said sadly.
"What do you mean?" Terra questioned.
"She has cancer and by the way Vincent is acting, I would say she's gotten worse" Davoren explained. "When Vincent first found out about it, he was heart broken, he thought everything he did was useless and it wasn't helping her. You see Vincent's sisters are all he has left(A/N: And ME!), his Mom died when she gave birth to Rachel and his Father, God knows where he is. (A/N: Sorry Vinnie but I just thought that could be why you are always so quite and mysterious, That's so SEXY!) So Vincent has to pay for everything on his own, I mean I give them money and try to help out when I can but I can't always be there. Vincent really cares about his sisters, I mean one time they didn't have enough food so Vincent starved himself just so his sisters could eat".
"I never knew" Terra said sadly.
"Look Terra Im the only one who Vincent has told so don't tell anyone" Davoren stated.
"Don't worry I won't" Terra replied. Terra and Davoren were so engrossed in their conversation that they forgot about getting to class. Davoren realised that there wasn't anyone else in the corridor.
"Oh shit! Im gonna be late again!" Davoren shouted. "Come on Terra we had better get to class before we get in some serious trouble"
"Yeah we better" Terra agreed. Terra and Davoren ran to their P.E lesson. Davoren opened the door and crept in, he was trying to be quite but the door had to be squeaky.
SQUEAK
Oh SHIT! Davoren thought. Everyone in the classroom looked round.
"Davoren, late for the forth time this week. Oh and the new girl, lemme guess you were having a quick fuck in the toilets." Jecht said.
"It wasn't like that!" Davoren shouted.
"Then what was it like then?" Jecht asked folding his arms over his chest.
"Well...um..we...were...um" Davoren stuttered. He noticed Reno trying to mouth something to him. He squinted his eyes to try and make out what he was saying. "I was helping Terra get a tampon out of the machine in the toilets, sir" Davoren did a little salute at the end. Davoren noticed that Reno had slapped his face in a dumb manner.
"Just hurry and sit down will ya" Jecht told they both obeyed and sat down. The lesson went by slowly, all they did was talk blitzball this and blitzball that. It was all rather boring. Finally the bell rang and everyone walked out for lunch.
"Reno what the hell were you trying to tell me?" Davoren asked walking beside Reno.
"I was saying that you should of said that you were making out with her, it's much more believable" Reno answered. They walked into the cafeteria and sat at their regular table.
"So have you guys snogged yet?" Shuyin asked.
"That is none of your-" Tidus was cut off by Yuna's lips connecting with his. Tidus' body seemed to shudder at the sudden touch. He closed his eyes to embrace the kiss. Everyone else at the table just stared at the couple. Rikku dropped her burger and her drink on the floor. Their mouth's slowly broke apart from each other, they opened their eyes and looked at each other. "Business" Tidus finished.
"Nice a show and a hot dog, what more could I ask for?" Cliff said.
"A girlfriend?" Mirage replied.
"You had to say it didn't you" Cliff said angrily.
"Hey guys you kinda ruined the moment" Tidus stated.
"Yeah and you kinda ruined my lunch" Rikku added.
"Ah how sweet, was that a goodbye kiss cause after Im finished with you, well let's just say you won't want to show your face around here anymore" Seymore stated as him, Sephiroth and Albel walked over.
"Im not scared of you" Tidus said standing up. Albel let out a menacing laugh.
"Oh really worm, say that again when we squash you" He laughed.
"Tidus sit back down and eat" Vincent ordered.
"I can't exactly-"
"Eat blondie!" Vincent shouted. Tidus immeadiantly sat back down, shocked by Vincent's sudden outburst.
"Fine I'll take it out on his brother then" Seymore stated.
"Oh yeah, BRING IT!" Shuyin shouted getting up.
"Shuyin" Lenne said worriedly.
"I'll be all right babe" Shuyin reassured. "What's the worst he can do, hit me with a stick?" As Shuyin turned his head around to face Seymore it was met with the end of his...stick.
"It's a staff" Seymore corrected.
"Hey that wasn't fair" Shuyin complained. "I wasn't ready"
"It wouldn't of made a difference if you were ready" Albel commented with a smirk.
"Why you-"
"That is enough" Vincent said getting up from his seat.
"Oh look, Vinnie's getting involved lets run away" Seymore said sarcastically. Vincent smirked at his comment, then lunged his fist into his face. Seymore stumbled backwards with blood dripping from his mouth.
"Can't you see we were eating?" Vincent asked.
"Come on Seymore lets get out of here" Sephiroth suggested.
"This isn't the end of this" Seymore said as the three of them left.
"Nice!" Cliff shouted. "You sure showed him Vince"
"Touché" Baralai said.
"Vincent you should think of giving up the gun and use your fists instead" Zell commented. Vincent looked at him and gave him the don't-talk-to-me-unless-you-want-to-get-hurt stare. "Sorry dude" Vincent sat back down.
"Vincent you shouldn't of one that" Raven stated. Vincent looked at her and gave her the I-don't-give-a-shit-about-what-you-just-said stare. "Don't give me that look mister" Raven frowned at her brother, Vincent stared back.
"Guys lets just chill out okay, um Reno think of something else to talk about" Squall said.
"Right okay, so Mirage-"
"Don't even go there pretty boy" Cliff interrupted.
"Cliff I can handle this" Mirage stated.
"Oh really, go ahead" Cliff replied.
"I will thank you very much, Reno, when are you gonna get it into your pea size brain that I don't want to go out with you?" Mirage stated.
"Is there anyway that you would consider it?" Reno asked.
"I'd have to be drunk to" Mirage replied. A great big smirk appeared on Reno's face. He only ever got that look if he was about to pick up a girl or he had a genius plan.
"Knock, knock, Reno you in there?" Rikku asked poking his arm. He made no response.
"Rikku that's not how you do it, it's more like this" Cliff corrected as he got up and smacked Reno in the face, he fell backwards from the force. "You don't know how long I've been waiting to do that"
"Cliff I think you over did it a little" Aeris said noticing that he wasn't moving.
"A little?" Paine remarked.
"Heh, I guess Im too strong for the little pretty boy" Cliff laughed triumphantly.
"Hey...ow...I'll...get..you..back for...that..you...you dumb ass" Reno struggled to say.
"Right that's it! This is gonna hurt!" Cliff shouted getting ready to punch him again but Rude intercepted by grabbing him from behind. "Rude you're ruining my fun" Cliff struggled to brake free but was unsuccessful. Rude may be bald but he's no push over when it comes to strength.
"Chill out Cliff! Reno's had enough of a beating today so if you wouldn't mind I would like to take him to see the nurse" Rude told.
"Fine but I really should kill him for hitting on my sister" Cliff replied as Rude let him go. Rude crouched down by Reno's side.
"Yo, Reno you in there bud?" Rude asked Reno made no response. "Sigh Hey look Lenne and Shuyin are making out on the table" Reno suddenly bolted up looking around.
"Where!" Reno asked excitedly then he sees that they are just sat there. "Rude you were lying"
"No kidding, we're sat right here and I don't think we're making out do you Shuyin?" Lenne said.
"Nope definitely not. Trust me I'd know if we were" Shuyin replied.
"Shuyin" Lenne sighed.
"Yep that's me" Shuyin said with a cheesy grin.
"Come on Reno lets get you to the nurse" Rude said as he scooped up Reno.
"But I don't wanna go" Reno stated "She has cold hands"
"Whatever" Rude replied as they walked out of the room.
"Well that was certainly a rather exciting lunch time" Baralai commented.
"Yep you said it" Gippal agreed. The bell rang for the end of lunch. All of the students made their way to their next lesson.
"Yunie, Yunie!" Rikku shouted running up too Yuna. "What do we have?"
"We have English" Yuna replied.
"Can I sit next to you?" Rikku asked. "Please"
"Sure" Yuna replied. Oh shit I promised Tidus I would sit next to him Yuna thought. They all walked into their English classroom and sat down. There was no sign of their teacher Rin anywhere. Suddenly there was a loud crash from the cupboard.
"Oh fiddlesticks!" A manly voice shouted. The whole class stopped their conversations and looked at the cupboard. The door slowly opened to reveal a very dusty Auron. The whole class burst out laughing, except Vincent of course. "Be silent at once!" The class went silent. "Right that's better, now I'll will be taking this lesson as your teacher wasn't able to get here. But since I can't seem to find any work, I would like you all to read a book" Some of the class let out a moan. "No moaning and do this task in silence! Begin!" Everyone in the class got out a book of some kind. Well Cliff got out a porn magazine and started drooling over the cover, while Gippal got out a comic and placed it inside the book. (A/N: You know like you do when you want them to think that you're reading but you're not) Mirage was most surprised when Terra got a massive book out of her bag that looked like it was 6 or 700 pages long. Most of the class took this as a chance to pass notes to each other. Tidus started righting a note. (A/N: if it's in bold italics then it's a note)
Dear Yuna,
Hey it's me (Blondie as Vincent would say) How come you sat next to Rikku and not me?
Tidus threw the note to Yuna but it kinda missed and hit Rikku straight on the head. It bounced off onto the floor. Yuna saw it and bent over to reach it.
"Ahem" Auron said. Yuna froze because she thought she had just been caught. "Cliff put that magazine away and Gippal get rid of that comic" Cliff and Gippal moaned as they put their so called books away and got out a proper reading book. Phew that was close Yuna thought. She grabbed the note and read it. She wrote back to Tidus. He read it.
Im sorry but Rikku is my cousin. I'll kiss you again if you'll forgive me.
Tidus replied and threw the note back, Yuna read it.
I can forgive you, you're too cute to be mad at for long. Yuna you really should've seen what Cliff was looking at. It was pure class.
Yuna wrote back and Tidus read it.
Thanks! So what was Cliff looking at? Do you want that kiss or not?
Tidus wrote back and Yuna read it.
Sure thing!
Elsewhere in the classroom, Reno, being back from the nurse, happened to be bored and also happened to have Auron's number on speed dial. (A/N: Do not ask me how, cause I don't know) So he got his phone out of his pocket and pressed the speed dial button. Auron's classical ring tone started to play. (A/N: Hello-blondie will know what I mean by classical) The class burst out laughing.
"Um sir isn't that ring tone a little dated" Cliff commented.
"Yeah it sure is!" Shuyin added.
"It's about time you changed that, ya" Wakka joined in.
"Ahem! I thought I told you to be silent!" Auron shouted. All of the laughing stopped. "Now stay like that" Then he muttered something under his breath, no one heard it, well that's what he thought. He forgot that there was an elf in the room, and what do elves have big ears, duhhh! Terra started to giggle from what she had just heard. "Terra what exactly do you find so funny?"
"Oh...it..was..was something...in...my book...yeah my book, sir" Terra replied.
"Let me see, Im always in the mood for a good laugh"Auron told. Terra slowly got up and walked over to Auron, she gave him the heavy book and he started reading it. "So you find someone dying funny?" Terra suddenly looked very nervous.
"Well...I.."
"I think you're lying to me" Auron said.
"Sir..I...don't know...what to say" Terra replied.
"Hey come on Auron, dude, give the girl a break" Reno said as he stood up and started walking to the front.
"Reno sit back down!" Auron shouted.
"But Auron listen to me a moment, I confess it was me who rang your phone and that was why Terra was laughing" Reno explained.
"I see, Terra is this true?" Auron replied. Terra nodded her head in response. "Reno I'll see you after school. Both of you return to your seats" Terra and Reno returned to their seats. Reno started to right a note. He threw it to Terra and she read it.
Hey it's me the red head. So uh what was it that you were laughing at?
Terra wrote back and Reno read it.
Reno, why did you get in trouble for me? I was laughing at something Auron said.
Reno wrote back and Terra read it.
Hey don't worry about a stupid detention, I get them all the time. What was it that Auron said?
Terra wrote back and Reno read it.
He said 'Now stay like that' which you heard. Then he said 'So I can listen to my ring tone some more'.
Reno wrote back and Terra read it.
That's funny, I see why you were laughing. Well we got two minutes left of school, then I got half an hour of Auron's behaviour lecture. ).
The bell rang and everyone left the classroom except Reno. Rude and Davoren waited outside for Reno. (A/N: If you didn't know all three of them live together) Everyone else went to the car park.
"See ya, guys!" Tidus shouted.
"Bye Tidus" Yuna replied. After saying their goodbyes, they all got in or on their transport and went home.
Any-more-cheese: So what did you think?
Vincent: This is from the author, I thank blondie and Vamps for their reviews.
Any-more-cheese: Thank you Vinnie. Anyway, sorry I didn't update for a while but I had school and my evil (Very EVILLLL) teachers gave me loads of homework to do.
Tidus: Excuse me but who had a lot of homework to do?
Cloud: You made all of us do it. Isn't that right Vince?
Vincent: Indeed.
Any-more-cheese: Im sorry guys but someone had to do it.
Reno: Not us!
Any-more-cheese: Please don't hurt me.
Chloe: Okay everyone, stop ganging up on the author!
Reno: Why shouldn't we beat her up?
Chloe: Cause then she'll never get to my part.
Any-more-cheese: Thanks a lot Chloe.
Chloe: No problem.
Hojo: Comes into room with big stick. Muhahahahaha!
Albel: Comes into the room with swords. You die now! Hojo and Albel chase author around the room.
Any-more-cheese: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Runs out of room with Hojo and Albel following
Rikku: It's the big trip next chappie! Woohoo!
Vincent: Indeed.
Gippal: Is that all you're gonna say?
Vincent: Indeed.
Wakka: Whoa freaky, ya.
Vincent: Indeed.
Cloud: Well please review and see ya next time.
Vincent: Indeed.
Everyone: Ahhhhhhhh! Runs out of room.
Charlie: You did it!
Vincent: Indeed.
Charlie: Now we get some alone time.
Vincent: Indeed.
Charlie: Goodbye readers.