Disclaimer: I do not own anything except….except..my laptop…wait a sec I don't have a laptop. Oh poopie! Anyway I don't own any of the characters/places/or anything else from Final Fantasy, Star Ocean, Shining Tears or Zelda. Before I forget Davoren is not mine.
A/N: Yep it's cheese..again. Sorry it took me so long to update. This chappie starts off with Reno, Rude and Davoren. Trust me this fic will start to get better from this chapter on wards. So anyway, happy reading.
Chapter 7
The next morning at Reno's house. (A/N: Rude and Davoren live there too). Reno was stretched out on his bed in his boxers. (A/N: Mmmm…Reno in boxers Drools) There were bottles of beer everywhere, in fact there wasn't a spot without one. The floor was covered in clothes actually you couldn't see the floor but there was one tidy thing in his room….his sunglasses cabinet. Reno loved his sunglasses, they were one of four things that he loved, the other three being his hair, booze and women. Davoren was trying to open the door.
"What is wrong with this fucking door! Why won't it open?" He shouted. "Rude give me a hand here". Rude came over and helped. They eventually managed to open the door. Davoren fell flat on his face but luckily Reno's clothes softened his landing. Rude helped Davoren to his feet. "He really needs to start cleaning or at least get a maid"
"Don't you remember what happened last time?" Rude asked. (A/N: Dirty thoughts! Heeheehee)
"Oh yeah, maybe that's not such a good idea" Davoren replied. "Well lets wake the sleeping prince, shall we?"
"Lets" Rude replied. They made their way over to the sleeping red head. Davoren started poking him but he didn't move. "You don't do that you do this" Rude corrected as he grabbed Reno's precious pony tail and yanked it. (A/N: Poor Reno) Reno instantly flew into the air.
"Ahhhhhh! Get off my fucking hair baldy!" He screamed. Rude released his hair. "You bastard! You could of gave me split ends!"
"It's still attached to your head, is it not?" Rude asked smugly. Reno gasped at this.
"You wouldn't dare!" Reno shouted his eyes turning to small slits. Rude let out a small 'humph' . "Don't listen to him my precious" He said rubbing his hair.
"Okay that's enough, we need to get going, so Reno hurry up and get ready" Davoren told.
"Yeah sure, give me ten minutes" Reno replied.
"You better make that twenty" Rude commented as him and Davoren left the room. "Are we gonna tell him about you know what?"
"No, we'll let him find out for himself" Davoren replied. "Where are they anyway?" (A/N: This is a question for blondie, who do you think their talking about? You'll figure it out, I have faith in you blondie).
"God knows, I don't think they came home last night" Rude said.
"Oh well their big girls they can take care of themselves" Davoren commented.
Meanwhile in Reno's room… He was franticly searching for some clean clothes. He picked up a shirt and sniffed it.
"Phew, that's defiantly not clean and I liked that shirt too" Reno said throwing it back on the floor. "Oh well back to the crisis at hand" He continued to search around, until he found a black t-shirt in the corner, it read : Im with stupid. Then on the back : Wait a sec I am stupid and not to mention good looking. (A/N: I do not have a clue about the shirt, it doesn't even make sense) He found a pair of jeans and put them on. Reno checked himself out in the mirror. "Yep that will just about do it" (A/N: Reno did have a shower and all the other crap you do in the morning, I just couldn't be bothered to write it) Reno walked out of his room to see Rude reading the newspaper and Davoren watching the latest blitz ball game. Reno walked to the fridge, and as soon as he saw what was inside or wasn't rather, horror was written all over his face. "Okay who dares drink my BEER?" Rude and Davoren both looked at each other then shrugged. "Right that is it, where are those two…two beer drinkers!"
"We dunno" Davoren replied turning off the T.V.
"Haven't seen em since yesterday" Rude added.
"Are you hiding them from me?" Reno asked. "Tell me where, where are you hiding them?" He walked over to a cupboard and opened it expecting to find 'them' (A/N: Don't worry you'll find out who 'them' is later.)
"Sigh Reno we're not hiding them, and if we were why the hell would they be in the cupboard?" Davoren replied with a sigh.
"Are you two sure about that?" Reno asked pointing his finger at Rude, then Davoren.
"Look Reno, we're thirty minutes late" Rude stated. "Can we just go already?"
"Fine then, but we're stopping at Moogle market first" Reno replied. (A/N: 'Moogle market belongs to me! As you can probably tell, gay name right?)
"Yeah whatever" Rude replied as he grabbed the keys to their black jaguar.
"Excuse me, but who owns that rather stylish car out the front?" Reno asked raising an eyebrow. Rude sighed and threw him the keys. "That's more like it, now lets go boys" Reno, Rude and Davoren left their house and got into their car. They drove to the 'Moogle market'.
"Why have we gotta stop here?" Davoren asked.
"I need beer you know" Reno replied as he got out of the car and walked towards the store.
"How long do ya recon?" Rude asked.
"About ten minutes or so" Davoren replied.
"You seem pretty sure about that" Rude commented.
"As a matter of fact I am pretty sure about it" Davoren replied.
"Oh yeah, how much do you wanna bet on that fact?" Rude challenged.
"I'll bet twenty gil" Davoren replied. "Twenty gil for ten minutes or under, any higher and I'll give you twenty gil"
"I can already smell that gil" Rude commented.
Over to Reno in the store. He had already got his beer and was waiting in the line to get to the checkout. But the problem was the line didn't seem to be moving, he looked down the line to see the problem. It was an old lady, she was fumbling in her purse to find the right amount of gil. "This isn't my day" He whined. "Can we hurry it up a little down there, some of us have lives to attend to!" A very muscular man turned around, he was stood behind the old lady. (A/N: It's basically a guy about the size of Barret)
"Shut up, puny man" He said angrily.
"Hey who you callin' puny?" Reno asked.
"You, the little man who used too much hair dye" The man replied.
"Are you dicing the hair?" Reno asked angrily. "Cause no one dices my hair!"
"Humph, little man with too big a mouth" The man replied. "I bet you don't even understand half the words you say?"
"Why you little…I mean big bastard!" Reno shouted.
"Would you just leave him alone you, jerk!" A female voice shouted.
"Yeah puny man leave me alone" The man said.
"Actually I was talking to you, you big lummox!" The female shouted. The big man turned around and saw that the old lady had finally gone. Reno looked around, he didn't know who the hell had said that. "Hey Im over here" The girl said again. Reno looked straight in front of him to meet with two blue eyes.
"You said that?" Reno asked.
"Yep" The girl replied. "The names Crystal"
"It sure is" Reno replied. "Oh and Im Reno, thanks for that back there"
"No problem and I don't think you're puny at all" Crystal replied with a wink. She turned around and Reno being Reno checked her out. (A/N: Slaps Reno around the face Bad Reno, no pervy business) Time passed and it was Reno's turn at the checkout.
"Have a nice day, kupo" The moogle at the till said. (A/N: Now you know why it's called 'Moogle market') Reno walked out of the store and back to his car, he got in it.
"YESS!" Rude shouted. "15 MINUTES! IN YOUR FACE"
"Oh my God, how the fuck did I loose" Davoren said.
"Hand it over" Rude said holding out his hand. Davoren reluctantly placed the correct amount in Rude's hand.
"Okay Im not even gonna ask what you guys were doing" Reno stated starting up the engine. He drove out of the car park and into the school. They parked in their usual space and got out. There wasn't anyone outside.
"Man are we that late?" Reno asked.
"You bet we are, and guess what it's all your fault" Davoren replied.
"Whatever" Reno said as they unloaded their bags and Reno's beer. They walked into school and into the weapons classroom. Everyone was sat at a chair looking at Cid, Auron and Jecht.
"Gentleman, how nice of you to join us" Auron said.
"Yeah sorry about that but it was all Reno's fault" Davoren replied rubbing the back of his neck nervously.
"Yeah, yeah just sit your lazy asses down" Cid ordered. Reno, Rude and Davoren quickly sat down.
"Anyway as I was saying, on this trip you will all be split up into three groups" Auron continued.
"Just get on with it!" Cid ordered.
"The first group is Cid's group, Cid please proceed" Auron said.
"Finally. Listen up, if I call your name then get yer ass over here" Cid said. "Clears throat Lets start, Vincent, Rikku, Paine, Aeris, Lenne, Tifa, Rude, Wakka and Albel" They stood up an walked over, Aeris and Lenne were talking as they walked.
"Im so glad Im with you and Rikku" Lenne said cheerfully.
"Me too" Aeris agreed. Albel was walking behind them.
"Outta my way!" He shouted pushing through the two girls.
"What nerve!" Lenne commented.
"However Im not so happy about working with him" Aeris stated.
"Me either" Lenne agreed. They continued their path to Cid and stood beside him.
"On to the second group. I will be the leader of this group" Auron continued. "Listen carefully, Yuna, Davoren, Shuyin, Cloud, Lulu, Rane, Zell, Cliff, Yuffie, Baralai and Sephiroth" They all walked over. Oh great Im with Sephiroth. What a show off, eight foot sword my fucking ass! It's more like a chopstick! Cloud thought as he walked over. The only people left were Gippal, Raven, Tidus, Squall, Reno, Mirage, Terra, Rinoa and the blue nob-head himself, Seymore. (A/N: I apologise for anyone who likes Seymore but I hate his guts!) This meant that they were the final group, group three.
"Right you lucky bunnies, you get to be in my group" Jecht said as they all walked over to him. Score! Im with Mirage Reno thought.
"You're putting me…with him" Tidus said referring o Seymore.
"Quite complaining and get used to it, besides blame Auron he organised the groups" Jecht replied. Seymore was looking at his so called 'team mates'. Right lets see, hmmmm……the alcholic, blondie and wait Raven and Terra this is interesting. The two closest people to the vampie himself. (A/N: Hey don't forget about moi!) Seymore thought. He looked around the hall to see Vincent giving him the evils, Seymore just smiled evilly at him.
"Everyone too the mini bus!" Cid ordered. Everyone walked outside to the car park. Parked there were three mini buses, Cid led his group to one and Auron did the same. That left one for Jecht's group.
"It's time to open up the beer!" Reno shouted.
"I don't think so sonny" Jecht replied.
"Wha, Why!" Reno asked.
"Because you're driving" Jecht replied throwing him the keys.
"Wha! Hey I never volunteered for this" Reno stated. "This is so un fair!"
"No complaining" Jecht told. "You're driving and that's the end of it" Reno gave a huge sigh. The group started getting into the bus. Tidus and Squall got in first and sat in the back seats. Terra sat in front of them, Raven and Mirage sat in front of her. Gippal and Rinoa sat in front of them. Seymore was the last to get on, there was only one seat left, next to Terra. This worked perfectly with his little plan, so he sat down next to Terra. Terra decided that she wasn't gonna talk to him or even look at him on this journey, she just starred out of the window. Jecht had loaded their luggage and beer onto the bus, Reno got into the drivers seat and put his sunglasses on. This is so ruining my image. Look at me Im driving the school mini bus for Christ' sake! How gay is that? Reno thought. Jecht finally got in the passengers seat. "We leave when they contact us" Jecht informed.
"And how might they do that?" Reno asked sarcastically.
"With this smart ass" Jecht replied showing Reno a walkie-talkie.
"Sweet! Hey since Im such a nice guy and Im driving, do I get to use that?" Reno asked.
"Yeah I suppose" Jecht replied.
"Boo-ya!" Reno shouted.
Elsewhere at group ones mini bus….(A/N: That's Cid's bus)
"Rude catch!" Cid shouted throwing Rude the keys.
"Why are you giving me the keys, sir?" Rude asked.
"Cause you're diving and stop with all that sir shit, will ya" Cid replied.
"Yes si-I mean Cid" Rude said.
"Good cause I wasn't givin' you a choice about it" Cid stated as he turned to face the rest of his group. "Now get your lazy good for nothing' asses in there!" So they got on the bus. Vincent was first, he sat at the back as you could probably tell. Paine got on next, she sat in front of Vincent. Next to enter was a rather excited Rikku who sat down next to Paine. Aeris and Lenne sat in front of Paine and Rikku. Wakka got on next he sat in front of Aeris and Lenne. Tifa was next, there were only two seats left, next to Wakka or Vincent. She looked at Wakka then at Vincent, then Wakka again, she finally sat next to Wakka. This meant that Albel had to sit next to Vincent. Albel walked onto the bus and made his way to the back seat, next to Vincent. Vincent didn't move a muscle as he sat down just continued to sit there eyes shut and arms folded. (A/N: I find that so hot! It totally turns me on!) Meanwhile outside Cid was having trouble loading the bags. "Fucking bags! What shit have they got in em!" He shouted trying to force a bag into the small compartment on the bus. "Whats fucking wrong with em!" After a few minutes of cursing and god knows what else, he managed to get the bags into the small hole. He got into the passengers seat to find Rude already sat in the drivers seat. "Right we gotta wait for the others now" Cid said.
"How do we know when they're ready?" Rude asked.
"With this beauty" Cid replied holding a walkie-talkie.
"Oh" Rude replied.
"What do you mean 'oh'? I thought you kids were fascinated by these things" Cid asked.
"Well I know Reno is but I wouldn't say I was fascinated by it" Rude replied.
"Fine I'll use it then" Cid informed.
"Fine with me"
Elsewhere at group two's mini bus….(A/N: Auron's bus, woohoo!)
"Davoren you will drive us there" Auron told.
"Yeah okay" Davoren replied. Auron gave him the keys.
"Alright everyone on the bus" Auron ordered. So they all got on the bus. Sephiroth sat at the back. Zell and Yuffie sat at the front with Cloud and Rane behind them. Then Yuna and Shuyin . Baralai and Lulu were next and sat behind Yuna and Shuyin. Cliff was the last to get on and there was only one seat left, next to Sephiroth. Why! Why didn't anyone save me a space? Cliff thought. "Cliff hurry up and sit down!" Auron shouted.
"Gimme a brake" Cliff sighed. (A/N: Try having a kit kat, Cliff)
"NOW!" Auron yelled.
"Yeah Im going" Cliff replied. He walked to the seat and sat down. Davoren was sat in the drivers seat when he noticed a walkie-talkie.
"Dude! This is gonna rock!" Davoren shouted, picking up the small device. "Come in" he said speaking into the walkie-talkie.
"Hey this thing actually works" A voice that sounded very much like Reno, replied.
"Reno is that you?" Davoren asked.
"Nope" The voice replied. Davoren mentally slapped his forehead.
"Well then who is it?" Davoren asked.
"It's only the most sexist guy alive" The voice replied. (A/N: Yep I agree, wait no sorry Reno but Vinnie is the most sexy to me but you are still hot!) Yep defiantly Reno Davoren thought.
"So who is this?" Reno asked.
"It's me Davoren"
"Aw come on man, you're supposed to have a code name when you're using walkie-talkies. You know like we have at work" Reno said. (A/N: Hmmmm…what could their work be I wonder? Don't worry you'll find out in later chapters)
"Sigh Fine you think of one then" Davoren said.
"I got one, Silky soft!" Reno shouted. (A/N: I know this is weird but Hello-blondie will know what Im talking about)
"Excuse me?" Davoren asked.
"Well that's the name of your shampoo, isn't it?" Reno stated.
"Whatever" Davoren said.
"So who's driving group one's mini bus?" Reno asked.
"I don't have the slightest clue" Davoren replied.
"So lets ask em then" Reno said.
"Yeah that's a good idea"
"Come in group one. Do you read me? What's your status?" Reno asked.
"I hear ya already!" Cid shouted. "Stop messing around with these things!"
"Huh Cid? Wait a damn minute, you're driving group one's bus? No way! That's so unfair!" Reno replied.
"Im not driving smart ass" Cid replied.
"So who is?" Reno asked.
"Lemme guess Rude" Davoren answered.
"Eh? How the fuck did you know that?" Cid asked.
"Well I know that Rude is the only guy I know that doesn't like walkie-talkies" Davoren explained. "So it was pretty obvious"
"Well I'll be" Cid said.
"Hey Rude, wazzup!" Reno shouted. There was no answer. "So uh why do you think they made the three of us drive?"
"Perhaps it was the fact that we arrived late" Davoren replied.
"And they call me the smart ass" Reno said.
"Are we ready to go yet?" Cid asked.
"Well group three is ready" Reno replied.
"We're waiting for Auron" Davoren answered.
"Trust him to be slow" Cid commented.
"What was that, Cid?" Auron asked on the walkie-talkie.
"Eh?" Cid asked. "You got me"
"Is everyone ready to go?" Auron asked.
"Group one ready to go" Cid answered.
"Yep group three ready and waitin'" Reno replied.
"Right then, Rude you will lead us, Davoren you will follow and Reno will go at the rear, understood" Auron explained. (A/N: At the rear? That sounds dirty)
"Hey, why do I have to drive at the rear!" Reno asked.
"Because you're group three" Auron answered.
"That's not fair!" Reno shouted. A sigh was heard from Auron.
"Rude in your own time, please" He said. So Rude drove out of the school gates with Davoren and Reno close behind.
In group ones mini bus…..
"Dr.P. do you think Vinnie will be okay sat next to that Albel?" Rikku asked.
"Peachy" Paine replied.
"I hope you're right" Rikku added. Over with Wakka and Tifa.
"So there I was swimming along and BAM! It looked like they had me cornered but they didn't if you know what I mean, ya?" Wakka told doing actions with his arms. (A/N: If you couldn't figure it out, he's talking about a blitz ball match)
"Mm hm" Tifa replied nodding her head up and down. What the hell is he talking about? Uhh….this is so boring! I should of sat next to Vincent Tifa thought. (A/N: Hah Im evil, EVIL I tell ya, EVIL! There is no way she would sit next to my handsome hunk) Over with Lenne and Aeris.
"I feel so sorry for group three" Lenne stated.
"Why?" Aeris asked.
"Reno's driving" Lenne replied.
"What's wrong with Reno's driving?" Aeris questioned.
"Nothing its just his drinking problem" Lenne explained.
"Reno is the only guy I know who can hold his drink" Aeris stated.(A/N: Keep away from Reno ya BITCH!)
"Yeah but think how many he's had this morning" Lenne commented.
"So?" Aeris asked. Lenne just sighed and listened to her I pod. Vincent and Albel sat in silence.
Elsewhere in group two's mini bus….
"Let's get one thing straight, you keep hat fucking sword away from me!" Cliff stated.
"Why are you afraid that I might accidentally cut off your head?" Sephiroth asked.
"You wouldn't do that would you?" Cliff asked cowering away.
"Oh I would" Sephiroth stated.
"Heh heh heh heh heh" Cliff said nervously. Over with Cloud and Rane.
"Im so ready to kick some fiend!" Rane shouted.
"Hey don't get too excited" Cloud replied.
"Why not?" She asked.
"Its dangerous" Cloud stated.
"So?" Rane asked.
"Well I don't want you to get hurt" Cloud answered.
"You're not gonna let me fight are ya?" Rane asked sounding upset.
"I never said that" Cloud replied.
"You never do but you never let me fight" Rane stated.
"I don't do that" Cloud replied.
"You do!" Rane shouted.
"I do not!"
"Do to!"
"I do not!" Rane and Cloud continued their argument for about five minutes.
"Be quite! You're giving me a headache" Yuffie shouted.
"I think their giving everyone a headache" Zell stated.
"Both of you be silent at once!" Auron shouted. Everyone went silent and remained that way.
Meanwhile in group three's mini bus….
"Reno you sure you know where we're going!" Tidus shouted from the back of the bus.
"It looks to me like we're lost!" Squall added.
"Hey Im just following Rude and Davoren, so don't blame me if we get lost!" Reno shouted back.
"Can you all shut up, Gippal's asleep" Rinoa informed. (A/N: Aww Gippals asleep, how sweet)
"What? Gippal's asleep! Rinoa take a picture for me" Mirage said.
"Yeah I want one too!" Tidus shouted. (A/N: No Tidus is not gay he just wants one so he can blackmail him)
"Their all such total losers" Seymore snorted. "Don't you think?" Right that's it! I've had enough of this guy talking about my friends like their dirt! Terra thought. Terra suddenly faced Seymore with a look of pure hatred on her face.
"You wanna know what I think! Do ya? Do ya? Well here it is you blue dick head! Those people you are calling losers are my friends, they are not fucking losers! As a matter of fact they are the coolest people I know so listen up matey, I don't know what planet you're on but they are not losers, sados, maggots, homosexuals or any other thing you might call them! So I think you should shut your mouth and leave me alone before I really get pissed off!" Terra shouted. Everyone was quite as they stared at her sudden outburst. Gippal had woken up and wondered what the hell was going on.
"Hey guys did you catch all that?" Reno asked into the walkie-talkie.
"Dude that was some speech" Davoren complimented.
"I didn't even know she could speak" Cid said sounding gob smacked.
"She so told Seymore off!" Reno shouted. Everyone continued their conversations or whatever else they might have been doing. (A/N: I know that gives you a dirty image right?) They soon arrived at the 'Macalania training facility'. The three mini buses parked and emptied, they all followed their leaders to three log cabins, they entered.
At group one' cabin….
Rikku ran in for the top bunk of one of the beds.
"The top bunk is MINE!" She shouted. Vincent walked in and sat on the bottom of another bed. (A/N: it's the one in the corner) Albel came in next and plonked himself down on the only single bed in the room. Tifa was next and she got on the bottom bunk of Rikku's bed. Aeris and Lenne came in together and went to a bed, Aeris on the top bunk and Lenne on the bottom. Rude and Wakka came in, Wakka ran for the top bunk, he jumped up and landed on the bed.
"Victory at last!" Wakka shouted. Rude just sat on the bottom. Paine was last to enter and had to have the only spot left, which was the top of Vincent's bed. (A/N: Lucky bitch!) Oh great, he better not shoot me while Im asleep Paine thought as she walked over and climbed onto the top. Paine thought Vincent had already gone to sleep as he was just laying there not moving.
In group two's cabin….
Yuna and Yuffie ran excitedly into the room and climbed onto two of the top bunks. Zell was next to run in and had a sad look on his face.
"Yuffie! That's not fair I wanted the top bunk!" He complained.
"No complaining buster, I beat you fair and square" Yuffie replied.
"Ur frydajan, oui fuh'd feh haqd desa!" Zell whined. (Oh whatever, you won't win next time!)
"Ur oayr!" Yuffie replied. (Oh yeah!) Rane came in next.
"Hey Yuna can I bunk with you?" She asked walking over to Yuna.
"Sure you can" Yuna replied.
"Thanks" Rane said sitting down. Shuyin and Cloud came in.
"So uh, which one of us is going on top?" Cloud asked. (A/N: No dirty thoughts please)
"I think you should" Shuyin replied.
"Why?" Cloud questioned.
"Your hair might poke through the mattress" Shuyin answered.
"Good point, I don't want my wonderful hair to get ruined, do I?" Cloud agreed as he climbed onto the top. Lulu came in and sat on the bottom of a bed. Cliff was next, he walked over to Lulu.
"Hey, Lu would you mind if I had the top bunk?" He asked.
"Knock yourself out" Lulu replied looking up at him.
"Thanks Lu" Cliff said.
"My name is Lulu" Lulu corrected.
"Eesh, Im only trying to be friendly" Cliff replied.
"Well don't" Lulu said as Cliff climbed onto the top bunk. Davoren and Baralai came in next, they walked over to a free bunk bed.
"I guess this is our bed" Davoren stated. (A/N: That defiantly sounds naughty)
"It would seem so" Baralai agreed.
"You can have the top bunk" Davoren suggested.
"Why thank you" Baralai thanked as he climbed on top. Sephiroth walked in with his large…large…chopstick as Cloud would say. He sat on the single bed in the corner, he rested his long sword on his lap.
Over in group three's cabin….
Everyone ran in except Seymore who walked in. Seymore went in and put his suit case on the floor next to a bunk bed, he didn't notice the bag that was already on the bed. He walked out of the cabin to take a walk or something. Reno suddenly had an evil smirk on his face.
"Hey guys come here" Reno called. Gippal, Squall and Tidus came over to Reno. "I've just had the best idea ever!"
"what is it?" Squall asked.
"Well you see Seymore's suit case over there" Reno said pointing to the bag on the bed. "There has to be something embarrassing in there"
"Yeah you're right" Tidus agreed.
"Lets look" Gippal said excitedly. So Reno, Gippal, Squall and Tidus made their way to Seymore's suit case.
"So who's gonna open it?" Tidus asked.
"Not me I thought of it" Reno replied.
"Hey don't look at me, Im not doing it" Gippal stated.
"Me nether" Squall answered. All three of them looked at Tidus.
"Fine I'll do it, but Im not touching any underwear" Tidus said giving in. Tidus undid the suit case. Suddenly all four boys eyes went huge as they saw what Tidus had found in the suit case. Tidus had found a red bikini. They looked at each other, then at the bikini.
"Ewwwwwww!" They all shouted as Tidus threw the swimwear on the floor.
"Do you think Seymore's worn that?" Gippal asked.
"That there is just not right" Squall replied. That looks surprisingly familiar Reno thought.
"Let me get a closer look at that" Reno said grabbing the bikini.
"Ewwww! Dude Seymore's probably worn that!" Tidus shouted. Reno was still staring at the bikini when something touched his head, being deep in thought he didn't notice. Squall started backing away. "Hey Squall what's the matter?" Tidus asked.
"Yeah you look like you've seen a ghost" Gippal added.
"There….is…a…..a" Squall stuttered pointing to Reno's head. Tidus and Gippal looked.
"Ahhhhhhhhh! Reno there's a hand on your head!" Gippal shouted.
"What are you talking about, there isn't a ha-" Reno started as he looked up and saw the hand. "Ahhhhhhhhh! There's a fucking hand on my head! Get it off!" Reno ran and backed away with his friends.
"Wha…What the hell is that?" Gippal asked.
"I don't know!" Squall shouted. Then suddenly the hand moved.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! It moved!" Reno shouted. Suddenly the hand disappeared and a ren-headed girl sat up, balancing on one elbow and using the other hand to rub her eyes. She looked at the four boys cowering away.
"Hey, what's with all the screaming? Can't you see Im trying to sleep here" She said. Reno suddenly had a big frown on his face.
Any-more-cheese: Well there you go, sorry I took so long to update but I am ill at the moment.
Vincent: Cheese get back into bed.
Any-more-cheese: Okay Vinnie, but can you guys finish typing, I've wrote everything you need to say. Lets go nurse Vinnie. Any-more-cheese and Vincent leave the room.
Rikku: That is so sweet, Vinnie's a nurse.
Reno: Yeah very sweet, now what have we gotta say.
Tidus: Trying to read the righting on the cue cards Um lets see…..I can't make out this shit, someone else read it.
Chloe: I'll read it! Now, cheese says thank you to : Hello-blondie, Vamps, Dancing Summoner and ShalBrenfan, thank you all so much for reviewing. I would like to thank ShalBrenfan for mentioning me in their review, I can't wait until Im in it either.
Squall: I wonder who this girl is?
Charlie: I know it's-
Chloe: Holding hand over Charlie's mouth Shut up you're gonna give it away!
Cloud: Yeah and Cheese won't be very happy.
Charlie: I don't give a shit about her!
Wakka: Shut up, ya. You'll wake up Cheese.
Charlie: So?
Reno: You'll get Vince mad.
Raven: And that's not a pretty sight, believe me.
Charlie: Im gonna be as loud as I want!
Shuyin: Shut up some of us are trying to take a nap.
Charlie: But I want to tell people who it is!
Gippal: Well you can't!
Yuffie: You guys be quite, Vinnie's coming.
Rane: Oh shit. Vincent comes into room.
Vincent: Who keeps shouting?
Seymore: Charlie.
Charlie: Seymore you fucking grass!
Vincent: Charlie, would you shut the fuck up!
Charlie: Vin Im sorry I didn't mean it.
Cliff: You better go before it gets ugly.
Mirage: Yeah, please review for Cheese she would be very grateful.
Terra: See ya guys xxx.