King Anthony: That's right I'm back!

Judy: After years of doing nothing he comes begging back to the fiction world.

King Anthony: That's right! And if you don't remember I'm King Anthony the author and this lovely lady with the soul of a butcher is Judy Jetson.

Judy: And remember he does not own One Piece, The Jetsons, or a house for that matter.

King Anthony: Cold Hearted… Anyway Enjoy this first story. Entitled-

Judy: From Zero to Two

Mystery man slowly, as dramatic as he could, climbed onto Alabasta Stage. The place was a huge amphitheatre and he found himself only a bit nervous. After all he was a flaming okama and after that what's worse? But this was different. This could make or break his life. He had to win him over so he could be in the big leagues. He just had too. Luckily there was only two in the audience.

Crocodile found it out that the new prospect to Baroque Works had set up his audition as the theatre. But he was a calm man and it was only a slight annoyance that he to come out. He pushed the thought aside to just have the rest of a good day. Besides, as much as he never admitted, he liked to go places with Robin. He knew she was up to no good but she was quite the looker and Crocodile was only human. All that came to a crash when he saw the man on stage wasn't really a man.

Ms. AllSunday giggled. She wasn't expecting a flaming okama to be the new guy to join the club. And now everything made perfect since. He was going to perform. She sat back in her seat. She glanced at Mr. 0 as he picked upped his jaw. Not many things could shock him but this would make even D. Rodger fall out his seat. She pushed her western style hat back to get to see the full performance.

"You've got to be kidding me." Mr. 0 gawked using his good hand to wipe off his forehead.

"It looks interesting let's give him a chance." Robin gave a little smile. Mr. 0 frowned and cowered back into his seat."

"Hi sweetypie! You look'n pretty fly!" Mystery Man exclaimed loud enough for the world to hear. He was pointing straight at Robin herself. She laughed a little unsure like. This was going to be interesting.

Mystery Man felt he gave the best dance of the lifetime. His moves were well timed. His gestures made strongly. He knew he had to join the team and he did his best. He felt that all his training up to the moment paid off. He had no regrets. The okama dance was full of grace and beauty and he performed it perfectly. Now he just had to wait to see what the 'judge' would say.

Crocodile laid back in his seat. He never was so tortured in his life. He shot a headlong glance to Robin to see her smiling back at him. Maybe she found it amusing that he was put in so much pain. He looked back at the stage. He didn't know rather to make him join due to his cruelty of the dance or kill him off the bat. The kill him now thought was the one he wanted but the guy had a devil fruit to change his appearance. And that tipped the scale in his favor

"Hey you! From now on you will be known as Mr. 2 Bon Clay."

Robin thought about it. So far Mr. 0 made it so that guys were named after numbers and ladies were named after holidays. She herself was Ms. AllSunday and he was Mr. 0. The funny thing was that he not only gave him a number but a holiday as well. Crocodile had a sick humor.

Mr. 2 looked as they walked off. He exhaled. He made it. And now he would teach everyone the Okama way. And maybe he will find some true friends. He waved excitedly as they left. He knew that if he had any orders that he would get them no matter where he was.

King Anthony: Remember to Review people. If you do I won't order henchman to go to you're home and kill your puppies.

Judy: You're so kind…

King Anthony: Til next chapter!