A/N - The Colonel's jokes are eventually going to run out of steam.
Snapshots, Sketches and Scribbles
Gettin' Old
Falman squinted at the piece of paper attached to the crimson background.
KICK ME. (If by butt is too low for you, you can always do my head in)
When the Major finally discovered the offensive label, Colonel Mustang would be responsible for catalysing the absolute devastation of three separate offices, a locker room and a ten metre stretch of corridor.