I don't own Arthur or Sesame Street

The weekend was over. All the animal children walked to school on this sunny Monday. Everyone was calm after the long Thanksgiving vacation, everyone but Buster.

Buster ran up to his friends.

"Hey Buster, how was your weeke..." Arthur was cut off by Buster frantic voice.

"Arthur something weird and scary happened to me this weekend". Buster said panting un controllably

"What"

"After Thanksgiving dinner I stayed over at my grandparents' house for the night. I stayed over, because my mom was out of town on business".

"My Granny and Granddad quite enjoyed their television programs, and had a set in each of the two bedrooms in the house, as well as in the living room, but they didn't have cable so I couldn't watch Dark Bunny or Bionic Bunny."

"Wow that must of sucked". Arthur interrupted.

"Yeah it did". "The only fun looking thing they had was a bunch of gay ass Sesame Street tapes"
"Anyway".
"Night came on softly, as it only can when you feel safety and warmth around you. With one of Granny's home-cooked meals in my stomach, I had begun to feel the need for slumber. So, I piled into a monstrous king-sized bed in Granny and Granddad's second bedroom, and soon we were all snoring blissfully."

I woke up in the night and sat upright, looking around. Something had disturbed my slumber. Granddad was still snoring rhythmically in the other room". "I tried laying back down, and I did".

"Then the television turned itself on".

"Then, images began to appear".

"Sesame Street"! "The gay Muppets were on"! "I said out loud". Ididn't want to wake want to wake my grandparents up, so I covered my mouth".

"Buster, this is ridiculous".

"Seriously this is what happened".

Arthur folded his arms and continued to listen.

"The "Muppets" looked at me. It was common of course on Sesame Street and the Muppet Show for them to acknowledge the audience, so I wasn't alarmed so much by that".

"It was Grover and Elmo".
"Grover leaned over and pointed at me, while whispering something to Elmo
I noticed when the Grover pointed, he had very long, distinct talons on his furry hands. This, too, was quite disturbing".

" Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster, Walked over and began to dance, and sing".

'The Muppets motioned for me to come forward".

"I shook my head".

"The Muppets tried again."

"No you ugly, disgusting, faget, fucking Muppet's".

"If there ever was a way Muppets could look pissed, these guys were doing it".

"After that I got up and ran into my Grandparents room".

At that point Arthur had become tired of this impossible story.

"Sure Buster". He said sarcastically.

Then he looked around to see the streets empty.

"Buster, your stupid story made us late".

Arthur and Buster turned around and ran for the door, but were to late. The bell had rang and a loud buzz filled the school.

"Great, now were late".

Meanwhile in Sesame Street.

Grover, Bert, Elmo, Ernie, Cookie Monster, and The Count. All sat around a table plotting the invasion of Elwood City.

To Be Continued...