"Joy to the World"
Joy to the World! The hero's come!
Let Hyrule now be saved!
His Sword of Evil's Bane
Will cut through Ganon's brain!
The Triforce parts unite!
The Triforce parts unite!
Then Zelda and Link will share their thoughts tonight!
"Jingle Bells" (new version)
Dashing over grass,
On Epona through the dark,
I'll kick Ganon's ass,
Out of the ballpark.
I'll write a parody,
For Christmas time is near,
About my favorite bunch of games,
So please, you all must hear. OH!
Jingle bells, Tingle smells!
Zelda marries Link!
Navi sings about her wings,
And the moon puked on Kafei, Hey!
Shadow Link, god you stink!
So does Ganondorf!
Barinade serenades.
And Vaati took ballet, Hey!
"Grandma got run over by a Reindeer"
Zelda got run over by a mad scrub,
Coming home from Link's place one fine eve.
Some may say there's no such thing as Dekus,
But as for Link and myself, we believe.
"Deck the Halls"
Deck the halls with balls of fairy! fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laa-laa-laa!
Link and Zelda are so merry! fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laa-laa-laa!
Ganondorf is sealed away now! fa-la-laa-la-la-laa-laa-laa-laa!
To the Hero's feet as we bow, fa-la-la-la-laaa-la-laa-laa-laa!
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"
Ruto the four eyed Zora (Zora)
Had two eyes on the sides of her head! (Like never seen before)
And if you ever saw her, (saw her)
You would want drop and play dead! (Like a puppy)
All of the other Zora
Used to laugh and call her names (Like Miss Freaky)
They'd never let poor Ruto (Ruto)
Join in any Zoran games! (Like Marco Polo)
Then one fateful, moonlit night,
King Zora came to say,
"Ruto with you sparkly eyes,
Won't you by my princess of skies?"
Then how the Zora loved her (loved her)
As they shouted out with glee (yippee!)
Ruto the Zoran princess (princess)
You'll go down in history! (Like the goddesses)
"Good King Wenceslas(sp?)"
Ganondorf got drunk, and hurled on Nabooru's table.
She knocked him with a frying pan, and dragged him to the stable.
"Ow! My head," groaned Ganondorf, waking up the next day.
Clueless of the night before, he cursed and cursed away!
"Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem"
Oh, little town of Kakariko,
Far into the east,
Above the cemetery dwells
A shadowy temple beast.
Tho' even with the Sheikah,
The land's in need of light.
The Sages' auras start to glow,
The hero's come tonight.
"Santa Clause is Coming to Town"
You better watch out,
And try not to die.
Buy twinkies and such,
I'm telling you why,
Ganondorf escaped from the realm.
He's out for revenge,
O'er Sages and Link.
Sending his minions,
Out with a stink.
Ganondorf escaped from the realm.
In search of two Triforces,
And Zelda's whereabouts.
He won't stop till he finds 'em all.
Oh, so helpless are your shouts.
So, You better watch out,
And try not to die.
Buy twinkies and such,
I'm telling you why,
Ganondorf escaped from the realm.