I'm back everyone! I could've gotten this sooner, but I've been busy. It's not easy being a junior. I get more homework now than I did as a Soph, (I've also finished purifying all 48 shadow pokemon on Pokemon Colosseum) but fortunately, I was able to write a few new parodies for the Holidays during study hall. Due to my busy schedule, I have only been able to brainstorm one verse each. So, without further ado, here are some Zelda Christmas song parodies!
"Ding Dong Merrily on High" A song about (goddesses help us) Tingle
Tingle, small and immature,
At age of thirty-seven
Makes maps for a little boy.
A boy of age eleven.
Fai ---------------------------------------- ry Freak
And Tingle Kooloo Limpah
"Silent Night"
Silent Hyrulean night
Streams are calm, moon is bright.
Round the forest, fairy and child
Dream on treetops in the wild.
Dream Hyrulean peace,
Dream Hyrulean peace.
"Away in a Manger"
Away in the forest of Hyrule at night,
The soon-to-be hero escaped from the fight.
Kokiri and fairies all marvel to see
The soon-to-be hero asleep by the tree.
"Oh Come, All ye Faithful"
Behold, all of Hyrule!
Shone from yonder temple,
A young man descended as the Hero of Time.
Hope has returned,
After seven years of dread.
The ocarina sounded!
The ocarina sounded!
The ocarina sounded for all to hear.
"Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the 12th day of Christmas, the Hero gave to me,
12 Zoras swimming, (Zora: Get away from us! Ruto: But you gotta help find my Linky-poo!)
11 Gorons rolling, (Darunia: C'mon, fools! Roll to that hot beat!)
10 Gerudos dancing, (Gerudo Guard: We are not dancing for you!)
9 Heart Containers, (Link: Oh, boy!)
8 shards of Triforce, (Ganon: Give 'em to me, NOW!)
7 silver arrows, (Ganon: Oh, sh(beep)!)
6 Sage medallions, (Rauru: May the Force be with you.)
5 Triumph Forks, (Fishman: Dat's right, small fry!)
4 empty jars, (Link: Get in there, Navi!)
3 cuccos, (Cucco: Where is that idiotic boy?)
2 fairy pals, (Link: Nooooooooooooooo!)
And a princess of great destiny (Zelda: LIIIIIIIIIINK!)