When Inuyasha and the gang aren't on the set of Inuyasha, how do they act?

Sesshy interview, part 1:

Wadda: Hello, I'm Wadda Inervuw, We're here with Sesshomaru, from the Japanese animated show, Inuyasha. Now Sesshomaru, do you have any similarities with your character on the show?

Sesshomaru: No, not really. My character is dark, evil, and, short tempered, while I am sip coffee …WHAT"S THIS! I ASKED FOR FRENCH ROAST! THIS ISN"T EVEN FRENCH! GET ME MY AGENT! GET ME MY AGENT! SOMEONE"S LOSSEING THERE JOB FOR THIS!

8minutes, threehundred dollars, and two cups off French roast coffee later

Wadda: Ok…onto our next question. Um, Sesshomaru…do you have any siblings in real life, and if so, are they your friends?

Sesshomaru: Yes, I do. I have a little sister, 11 years old, her name is Sessamaru, and she is my friend.

Wadda: Now, is there anyone on the cast that you don't like or, anyone you do, if you know what I mean.

Sesshomaru: I'm not with anyone right now. Um, Shippo can be a bit of a smart alic, but everyone is really nice.

Wadda: Sesshomaru, have you been offered a part in any other shows or movies lately?

Sesshomaru: I have. In Yu Yu Hakusho, The 44000, and the soon to be a major motion picture, Godzilla meets a demon.

Wadda: Now, some fans have asked me to ask if you can… wait a moment look at Q-card …Say-Your-Name-five-times-fast

Sesshomaru: I'll try. Sesshomaru Sesshomaru Sesshomau sesshomru Sesshomu. Wow, that was hard.

Wadda: I'm sure it was, why, with such a long name. Sesshomaru. Do you happen to have a nick-name?

Sesshomaru: My character's nick-names are, Sesshy, and Fluffy. But Yes, I do have a nick-name, it's Maru. I don't really think it's the best nick-name though. I mean, there are hundreds of people with a "maru" at the end of there name, especially on our cast. Jeomaru, KAGAROMARU,…

Wadda: Mr. Sesshomaru? Are you okay?

Sesshomaru: WHY CAN I BE AN INDEVIDUAL! WHY! WHY!

Men in white come in and slip him into a straight jacket

Sesshomaru: WHY! WHY! DOSHDE! DOSHDE!

Sesshy taken away

Wadda: uhhhh… time now for a short break.

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