Adorable You

Sanderson's POV

"I can't believe they're making us pedal all the way home." I grumbled as H.P and I were on a bicycle ride through the countryside.

"I thought driving home was worse."

"Well Sanderson, that's the thing about planning evil plans for 37 years. You end up with smaller transportation." H.P said. I said nothing but wince at the pain in my thighs from pedaling on the bicycle for three days straight. Man, was my body going to be hurting when we got back. Good thing we still have that hot tub though.

"…Most likely I'll end up riding in a little red wagon with you pulling me while I go, 'weee,' with my arms flailing." I said. We continued to ride the bicycle when something suddenly blew past us.

"Agh…" We said as we lost control of the bike and tumbled over into another blasted cornfield. When I popped my head from amongst the corn, I wanted to march over to whatever distracted us and scream at them. But that would be very un-pixish.

"H.P., what was that?" I asked. My pointy-headed uncle/boss shrugged and we flew over to a trench in a small clearing. I was pretty sure my sunglasses were still on, because the sight in front of me made me blush hard. You can tell because my eyebrows were up.

"Ow…that hurt!" I didn't know why, but the sound of her whiny voice was absolutely magical. H.P. glanced at me, wondering what was wrong when I suddenly spoke.

"What's a fairy like you doing in a place like this?" Thank the gods I was a pixie. If I was a fairy I would've acted like a fool and stutter in front of a cutie like her. Wait a second…did I just say cutie?

"Well, well…your plans failed, I'm guessing?" She smirked and dusted off her clothes before she got up on her own without our help. I got a good look at her, and I realized why I liked wearing my sunglasses at the time. I can check her out without her knowing I'm even staring at her in the first place. She had waist-length curly turquoise hair, star-shaped earrings, turquoise arm bands, and wore a white crop top, a mini white skirt, and white boots with turquoise trim. She had a sexy curvaceous body that wasn't too skinny or too chunky…just absolute perfection.

'Dang…do these fairies like to be color coordinated with their hair, or what?' I thought. I tried not to stare too much at her chest. 'Not to mention this girl dresses kinda…hot.' A few minutes passed in silence and H.P and tapped me on the shoulder.

"Eh? What? Oh sorry…what were you saying?" I asked, snapping out of my thoughts and focusing back on the topic.

"I said, 'your plans failed?'" She said loudly. Geez girl…I'm not deaf!

"Uh, yeah. I guess." I shrugged.

"We were on our way home when you zoomed past us and stuff…and…." I started.

"...Can I come with you?" She asked.

"…What?" H.P. asked.

"I was trying to follow you home because I dunno…I was bored, but then my wings sorta gave out after three days of flying straight." She said, stretching out her wings a bit. I blinked.

"You like boredom?" I asked awkwardly. Gods, I can't believe how that came out. She turned to me and smiled sweetly.

"Not as much when I look at you." She said. I didn't see her trying to hide her laughter when I found myself looking to the side and pulling at my tie nervously. I'm pretty sure she's saying that…yeah. No fairy girl would ever dare to think I'm attractive. Come on! I have a square head, I wear a gray business suit, and have a small pointy hat on top my spiky black hair! Not to mention I think dull and boring is fun...

"What's your name?" H.P. asked, butting in as usual.

"My name's Charmy Cosma." Charmy said, winking at me. ARGH! She's just playing around! I know she is! But once again I lost an easily won battle when my thoughts put it to me straight. YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HER. ...What! No I don't!

"Cosma...Cosma...for some strange reason that sounds very familiar."H.P. said.

"Sanderson, where have we heard that name before?" He asked, turning to me.

"Well, we didn't exactly hear it, but..." I started but was interrupted by Charmy. "

Hey, what's taking you guys so long? Come on! I wanna go with you!" She whined. I shrugged.

"Eh...let's go before it gets dark." She hopped on back, and we biked off. Too bad we didn't know what sort of stupid adventure laid ahead of us...