Shippo the Snob

Wadda: Now that all the lawsuits have been dropped, the interviews shall continue. As soon as our guest arrives.

(Shippo walks through door with his "people")

Wadda: Here he is now.

Agent: Hello. Hello. This interview will have to be short, places to go people to see.

Wadda: No no you see-

Agent: Oh, and all questions will be answered by me.

Wadda: Actually, you (Starts pushing them out door) really need to go

Agent: Wait! You can't-

Wadda: Bu-bye (slam door in face)

Shippo: That was, entertaining. Look can we start this thing already?

Wadda: Yes yes of course. Now, people say that you difficult to get along with, is this true?

Shippo: Does it really matter? I get paid more then Inuyasha! That show would be nothing without me! The lest they could do is put up with me.

Wadda: Yes, but what do you do to make them so annoyed with you?

Shippo: I honestly have no idea.

Wadda: Well, I went around asking them what they thought of you. Let's see what they had to say about you and your greatness.

(Put video in TV and press play)

Inuyasha: That twerp is so full of himself! Does he really think he's the star! Feah! I heard once that someone told him he gets paid more then me! HA! What a laugh!

Sesshomaru: He thinks he's better then all of us! When ever he makes the littlest mistake he makes us do the whole sean over! HE COMES IN AS LATE AS HE WANTS! AND WORST OF ALL MY LITTLE SISTER HAS A CRUSH ON HIM!

Naraku: I actually like the little guy. Though he would make a better villan then, then… what is his currant role called anyway?

Sango: I'm surprised he can even play his role! Someone cute, and innocent. HA! That's not like him at all. That lil basterd should be kicked off the show!

Miroku: He's so annoying, once he said he was gonna buy the show and rename it "Shippo" That's stupid and ironic. And He's always playing pranks on everyone! But more about us. Wadda how'd you like me to treat you to diner then after words.(static)

Kagome: I just try to stay out of his way. (whispered) He knows people.

Kirara: Mewww. Mooww merrr…

(static) (Press stop)

Wadda: That was pretty harsh. Especially what Kirara had to say. How do you respond to having all these negative things said towards you?

Shippo: Hm. I don't really care.

Wadda: alrighty then, next question.

Shippo: actually, I godda go.

Wadda: but, the interview's not-

Shippo: I knew you'd understand. Chow. (leaves room)

Wadda: … what a jerk.